Thursday, April 7, 2016

An Un Run!

The cat is on U today. There seems to be a lot of uns at play. Of course the cat found some fun and so for U the un had to be done.

You are screwed,
Enough to give attitude.
And not in a fun way.
Unsexed at your bay.

That would suck.
No literal pass the buck.
Unsexy you are,
Even to a cougar at the bar.

You can uncork.
But you're outta pork.
Not talking about pig.
You can still dance a jig.

For the slow,
Means things don't grow.
You've been unsized.
Not the least bit prized.

Uncocks and lost.
Damn, quite the cost.
All from a glitch.
You got that itch.

Had to go unwaxed.
For it you got taxed.
Now you're snip snip.
Can't even get a grip.

So to stay unsunk.
It's a slam dunk.
Don't get that wax,
Or be lax.

Remain unfixed.
So things can be mixed.
And not unsexed,
Like you've been hexed.

With unzips,
You'll have trips.
Not kinked up,
Like a fixed pup.

You can stay prized,
Maybe even upsized.
If the next guy is unsexed,
Your muscle can get flexed.

Afraid of waxing now? The cat went there some how. Not sure why but the un lead this rhyming guy. Unsexed would be bad if you were a human lad. The cat is okay with being snip snipped though. It means I've got no places to go. U was a bit of a gutter pass. But that is okay for my unsexed little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

77 comments:

  1. Snip, snip
    You don't get the urge
    Stay at home calmly
    Sexiness you purge

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    1. That they cat does
      Just plays with fuzz

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  2. I thorougly enjoyed this Pat. whether you're in the opposite direction to most of us in the challenge is inmaterial.
    Yvonne.

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  3. It surely has to be a sham
    Like opening a can of spam
    The uns have it for the day
    Snip snip means no roll in the hay

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    1. And no itch
      Can avoid hay without a hitch

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  4. That's why I'm really glad I'm not a cat.

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    1. haha but you'd nap easy as can be
      There at your sea

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    1. Around and around
      The mind still found

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  6. Poor pussy cat gets no sex
    To me, that would be a hex
    But the cat doesn't spray
    For me that is a big hurray

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    1. Even fixed ones spray
      But thankfully none at my bay

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  7. Good for cats and dogs to be snipped and clipped
    Keeps them safer that way I think
    We sure are getting through the challenge
    It will over with in a blink

    betty

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    1. That it will
      And yeah, good for no pet thrill

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  8. This blog is unusual but in a good way. Lots of uses for U. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. Unusual is the way to be
      Here at my sea

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  9. Um...rhyme time is not uniform (in a good way). Furry fun today

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    1. Not one bit
      We don't so that umm spit

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  10. Unsexed, unscrewed - that's me
    Unsexed, unscrewed - I claim to be
    It's not by choice, though, you see
    There just ain't anyone sexy to screw me.

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    1. lol well I'm the same way
      Sadly at my bay

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  11. For cats, yes. Uber important. Not fun, but a necessary thing. Let's see, when do we pass each other on the way Z or A?

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    1. Could be a few more
      Before a passing we go at each shore

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  12. Ha, ha - very funny on so many levels! I'm really enjoying your back to front A to Z. That's Purrfect

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    1. Glad the levels win
      With my backwards spin

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  13. Poor cat, unsexed with nothing to do but sleep, eat and basically live a pampered eunuch life.

    Susan Says

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    1. Yeah, such a bad life
      All that unsexed strife

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  14. Unsexed, you say?
    That's one of my worst fears.
    To wake up one day,
    still in my teenage years.

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    1. Then you could repeat
      Wouldn't that be neat?

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  15. Unsexed, you say?
    That's one of my worst fears.
    To wake up one day,
    still in my teenage years.

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  16. Throw in an i and you've got unisex which is a big topic in the states right now.

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    1. Yeah, they go on about that
      I'd rather stay an unsexed cat

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  17. Unwaxed would definately be a hard feat to do. Its something I don't think anyone would want to do. Unless the salon messes up your brows. Then you'd wish there was a way to unwax yourself!!

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    1. haha you'd be screwed
      But could still give attitude

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  18. Amazing! Or should I save that for April 30th! Good luck with your backward challenge :)
    Jemima Pett

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    1. Glad I can amaze
      Thanks for the gaze

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  19. Do you think anyone would notice if I just copied and paste the end of the alphabet from your blog onto my blog?
    Cougar for hire for sure. I don't stay up late for nothing.

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    1. I think a few may see it
      But sure you won't take a hit

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  20. I believe the cat will triumph over this.

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    1. He'll take a nap
      Triumphed in a snap

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  21. orlin & cassie....speekin oh UNder wearz ??? ....we iz unsexed two....N frank lee...glad of it.....cod help de una verse..... if dai$y had wee onez~~~~~~~~

    we iz out til monday…sew heerz two a Baikal oilfish kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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    1. Wee ones running about
      May make us all shout

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  22. One time we had many outdoor cats. Honeyman didn't want to pay to unsex them and we ended up with babies and babies and babies. One year we spent $500 unsexing all the cats. Would have been simpler when there was just one or two.

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    1. That it would have indeed
      They multiply like rabbits at many a feed

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  23. I miss my kitties from decades ago
    Unsexed they were at my show
    But boy did they ever love to play
    With all the yarn at my bay

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    1. I bet they did indeed
      With all the yarn at your feed

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  24. Ha, I think dogs are sexier than cats
    .....of course, I am prejudiced. Smiles!

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    1. lol unsexed they are though
      There at your show

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  25. I've been trying to comment here all daaaaay so I'm un-happy but not enough to be unsexed? Phew!

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    1. Crummy blogger a pain?
      Does that at many a lane

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  26. Ah Pat in the Hatt
    A crazy cat
    Wouldn't U know
    It's how it will go
    I Uncommented
    Instead

    Gary, Gary, never contrary...


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    1. But it is still hear
      May be in not un I fear

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  27. Unsexed is kind of a touchie subject with us rescue kitties!

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    1. That it can be
      As they touch and snip thee

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  28. Waxed is good.
    It's understood.
    At least for us girls
    who give it a whirl. hahaha...
    Unwaxed is weird
    un-anything, you hear.
    How is that done,
    after you've begun? lol.

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    1. lol could tape on cat hair
      Be unwaxed with kitty flair

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  29. Un-phased by your un-sexy ways.
    Un-hinged by mysterious words and undoubtedly the one in need of a dictionary for all the words unknown!

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    1. No doubt you'll get it
      With the un fit

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  30. Yikes! The cat doesn't sound too happy.

    ~Jess

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    1. After a sip snip
      He had to give lip

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  31. So it is An Un Run!
    Has to be so unfun
    Uninstall
    Untag all
    What for the dumb?

    Hank

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  32. The dogs and the hubby have all got the snip. Don't want no babies getting in by a slip. I've had my fair share of kids and pets for too long. Soon I can just focus on just me, with a hip hip hurray song.

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    1. haha all done the kiddo and pet lane
      No more or you'd go insane?

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  33. Our cat is fixed, but there are two crazy neighbor cats who try to get to him. One comes by the back door and scents. Both of them tried to get in a window once to get to him. Craziness. I wish their owners would keep them in the house. -_- I don't even know who they belong to... or if they belong together.
    -_-

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    1. A cat love magnet at your sea
      Maybe that's why he poops outside the litter with glee

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  34. I'm unONEed!
    I'm on the road
    Like a toad!

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  35. LOL ~ not just at your posts, but also at the comments. Seems like "unsexed" is creating the most unease! The Blue Grumpster takes the prize for cleverest with "unONEed." I thought I make it in as #1 on your blog while in Hawaii. Ha! Maybe next year!

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    1. haha have to wait a while
      Unsexed sure went a mile

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