Thursday, April 28, 2016

Damn, I'm That Where I'm At?

So the cat has seen this done and heard this term used under our sun. I guess they could be me if you think Pat pretends to be a cat at our sea. But the cat really does all the work. Time for my C backwards a to z smirk.

Look at me.
I'm as real as can be.
Just read what I say.
A romance may come your way.

Whoops, I'm just fooling.
I left you drooling.
Silly old me.
See you on my next spree.

Look at me.
I'm as real as can be.
Just read what I say.
A new romance could come your way.

You're such a fool.
I am so cool.
You fell for it twice.
I know, I'm not nice.

But catfishing is so fun.
It just has to be done.
You get to be a cat and a fish.
Isn't that everyone's wish?

But why be fake?
Because one you can make?
To scam a few?
Maybe more than two?

Nah, it's the thrill.
Wait, get that from a pill.
I guess it's just the special way,
That catfish look in the day.

They are wise.
They eat flies.
They swim in their own poop,
And lots of other goop.

Who wouldn't want to be one?
Catfishing is fun.
Don't even need a rod.
Can lie about your bod.

Create the life you like.
Then tell all to take a hike.
Create a new one each day,
Catfishing without the need for a bay.

Are you a catfisher at your sea? All fake and such like the ninja wannabe? Hey, he hides behind a mini me. The cat let's it all fly free. But is it really me? Am I catfishing thee? Sorry, I'm snip snip, so no catfishing romance trip. Have you ever been or seen one? They sure can turn up the fake a ton. I'll stick with the singing bass. He is much nicer than any catfish to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

83 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    How's the kitty mat?
    Hey, it's Thursday...
    Such a fun day!
    Now, I gotta go
    Getting stuck like a pro
    At my show
    Is this 5 in a row?

    Grrrrreat post!
    From coast to coast!

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    1. 5 indeed
      Has taken seed
      As off to work you go
      Stuck like a toad on the road at your show

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    1. 2 minutes off indeed
      But close at my feed

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  3. Not a fisher of any kind
    Be it dog or cat
    Now heading back to sleep
    Time to get a nap

    Betty

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    1. Enjoy the nap
      Not falling for any fishing trap

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  4. Catfishing is not
    The coolest thing to do
    But a singing bass
    Could teach a thing or two

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    1. That it could
      Like how it needs to be shut up in ones hood lol

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    2. lol
      Maybe the bass
      Needs to relieve some gas
      Because he has no ass
      Oh how crass

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    3. Not even a crack
      That has to cause flack

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  5. Mini-Alex is real. He's very real.
    Now pass some breaded, deep-fried catfish, Cajun style.

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    1. Real you say
      Like he was in the litter tray
      Enjoy that
      Not for the cat

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  6. I never was fond of catfish... ;)

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  7. That TV show convinced me that there are some truly stupid people living in America. I often wonder how they are even able to use a computer.

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    1. Yeah, at least such things are good for something
      Showing you how stupid people are at any old wing

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  8. No fish at this house except in a can called Tuna every now and then.

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  9. I used to have the best catfish fries. Yum! But you have to be real to enjoy the meal!
    Happy Almost end of the Z to A journey!

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    1. Not that real
      To enjoy such an ordeal

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  10. Catish, batfish, how do you do
    I am Bouncy Blowfish, I swim in my own poo
    The celebs all like to copy me, thinking I am cool
    They poof their lips as big as mine but all they do is drool

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    1. They drool and frown
      All dolled up in plastic town

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  11. Those cat fishers can be sneaky - hiding behind fake photos and profiles.

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    1. That they are
      Watch out near and far

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  12. Good rhyme. The only catfish here is fried and served with hush puppies

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    1. Dogs may not like that
      But fine by the cat lol

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  13. "You get to be a cat and a fish.
    Isn't that everyone's wish?"
    you have hit the nail
    that's the real true tale

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    1. True as can be
      Straight across the sea

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  14. This gal fakes it when I should
    Like when I say "You're so, so good."
    But that only happens in my sleep
    Awake, I shout, "Get lost, you creep!"

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    1. haha dream a little dream
      Then at them you scream

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  15. Damn, I'm That Where I'm At?
    Wondering but without a spat
    Catching a Catfish
    Not everyone's wish
    They readily sting when mad

    Hank

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    1. That they will
      May poison you with a pill

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  16. You often lave me drooling.
    That ain't no fooling.
    I think I need more schooling,
    To keep up with your tooling!

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    1. Drooling you say
      Here at my bay
      Better clean it up
      Can't be a pup lol

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  17. What kind of fish has whiskers? A catfish!

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    1. The scary kind may too
      If they stalk you

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  18. When I lived in the south catfishing was great sport but here in the North Atlantic it is business!!! They call them wolffish here and they are delicious.

    @Kathleen01930
    Meet My Imaginary Friends
    #AtoZchallenge

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    1. So they wolf them down
      There at your town

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  19. Personally, I love seafood, catfish included. Just sayin'...

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    1. Like the kind the cat is saying?
      You may be quite the umm playing

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  20. I don't fish, but catfish are certainly very ugly fish.

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  21. The only catfish I like are deep fried and crispy the way they cook them in the south. Otherwise, catfish are safe from me!

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    1. Just eat as a treat
      Not so safe if you repeat

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  22. Catfishing sounds like fun!!
    A good thing to do in the sun.

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  23. A new romance come my way?
    Huh, imagine that.
    But, if it's all the same, I say
    I'd rather take a nap.

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    1. A nap is grand
      No catfish needed to give a hand

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  25. I'm happy that there are people who catfish,
    mainly because the show about it is fun to watch-ish :)
    But yes, it's odd to pretend to be someone you are not,
    You are who you are, don't be a bot!

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    1. No bots allowed
      They can draw a crowd
      Watching it on TV
      Bah, so not for me

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  26. You are so talented to come up day after day with such wonderful verses.
    Yvonne.

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  27. Catfishing has begun to be so popular that there's now a tv show about it. Sad.

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  28. I don't like fish of any kind. Catfish, especially.

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    1. All is nasty as can be
      Keep it away from our sea

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  29. The closest I have come to someone online that I know was making stuff up were kids lying about age to get a facebook account.

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    1. Figures they'd do that
      Needing one where they are at

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  30. orlin N cassie........we due knot haz face book but heer therz a lot oh catfishin over ther....... spesh a lee when it comez ta peepulz askin for cash... etc....

    grate job with thiz challenge guys.....onlee 2 ta go at yur show ♥♥♥

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    1. 2 to go and all the same
      We find it rather tame
      Unlike the cash idiot ones
      They give us the runs

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  31. Ok, I had to go to wiki to look up Catfishing. I was totally lost:) You expanded my horizons....again.

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    1. haha glad the cat could help out
      Although not something one wants to know about

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  32. Those who catfish deserve to eat mud. That's where real catfish feed. It's a cruel game to some.

    Susan Says

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    1. Let the eat it and fry
      Blinding each eye

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  33. I stopped trusting the Ninjas when they started hanging around with turtles!

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    1. That is a good reason
      That ooze created high treason

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  34. Playing catch up as per norm
    I am being true to form.
    Not much into fishing of any kind
    I find it boring and a bit of a grind.

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    1. Fishing suck a ton
      Hate it under my sun

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  35. The catfish I like is the kind you can fry and eat.

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    1. Not the crazy kind
      Who talk out their behind

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  36. Catfishing is the worst, unless it's for cats or catfish. Either way they all bite.

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    1. That they do
      Some worse than others too

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  37. Have to say no to that kind of catfishing.
    Not the kind of thing I was wishing. lol...

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  38. Okay, I admit it!
    Your verse made no sense to me.
    I realized I didn't have a clue other than I was quite sure you were not referring to bottom-feeding fish with whiskers that some people like to fry up and eat.
    So Google came to my rescue, and I got a brief education on catfishing. I think I prefer the frying pan kind; they're yucky, but at least they're what they present themselves to be.

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    1. Yep, better to stick with the fish
      Then fakers on your dish

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  39. I'm with Fundy Blue
    Never heard of it at my zoo
    But now this post has me wishing
    I could get pictures of cats fishing...

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    1. lol you never know
      Sure there are some to show

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