Friday, April 29, 2016

Don't Choke You Aren't The Butt Of This Joke!

The cat refers to his rhyming ass at the end of each post. So I may be adding to this phenomenon at my coast. But you humans did it way before me. You seem to have a thing with butts at your sea. So for B in my backwards a to z butts go on a spree.

You can kick butt.
Wowwee, at you hut.
You can kick the place it will least hurt.
Can't even make blood spurt.

You need a kick in the butt?
Are you a nut?
Why do you need a kick?
Too many reasons to pick?

You worked your butt off?
That has to make you scoff.
Did you sell your butt after it fell?
Was it a tough sell?

You butted heads?
Can that be done in beds?
Would the head go to the butt?
Quite the head butt rut.

You busted your butt?
That's a kick to the gut.
Now you are backed up.
Need some ex-lax in your cup.

Get your butt over here.
So you just want my rear?
Is that some weird fetish of yours?
I'm not gonna be any butt fetish scores.

Butt out!
What's that about?
My butt has to leave but I can stay?
That may be tricky, but okay.

I'm a pain in the butt?
How did I make that cut?
I wasn't even near you.
Magical butt pain causing powers at my zoo.

You got a butt I can bum.
Redundant and them some.
Oh a cigarette you say?
Take your lung cancer far away.

My butt is through.
Damn, what a but can do.
Nope, I won't flirt.
Are you butt hurt?

Do you use butt a lot at your sea? I am shaking my head at thee. Maybe you'll be the butt of the joke next time. Could be a butt worthy rhyme. Can substitute in arse and ass too. But that didn't work for B at my zoo. Now I'll go pass some gas out my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

96 comments:

  1. Now I want to know - exactly how does the cat rhyme with his ass?

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    1. A good little toot here and there
      You can hear the rhyme in the air

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    2. And you can smell it too
      At his shoe

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    3. Making me yell
      No 6 in a row
      As I had to get stuck at my show :(

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    4. Stuck on the road
      Like a toad

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  2. You bet your ass I use it all the time. What a big ass time I have.

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    1. everything comes up asses?
      You must peep at the masses

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  3. I haven't had a cigarette butt in over ten years
    and now my lungs are fully clear
    I can breath in and out with ease
    and not cough and wheeze
    like when I was taking a smoke filled drag
    and looking like a one-eyed hag...

    you're welcome for the set-up, cat :)

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    1. lol that was too easy
      But it did umm pleasy
      As you were old one eye
      Before you even visited this guy
      Now I have proof of it
      Can't deny one little eyed bit

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  4. As for butts, I think they're fine
    Can even be a valentine
    They come in different shapes and sizes
    Like cracker jacks there are surprises

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    1. Or maybe they're like bits and bites
      All kinds of different sights

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  5. I say 'worked my little tush off'
    now, don't scoff
    It just sounds better...
    and sexier. lol....

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    1. lol tush does sound better than ass
      As it has a little more class

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    2. Ha! I use that expression too
      Love the tushie at my zoo

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    3. tushie sounds a bit girlie though
      Tush works better at my show

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  6. this one time you butted me with an overhead

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  7. You aren't the butt of this joke
    It may not involve all the blokes
    Butt the head
    Getting ahead
    Hiding securely beneath a cloak

    Hank

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    1. Butt to the head of the line
      That would be he feline

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  8. You aren't the butt of this joke
    It may not involve all the blokes
    Butt the head
    Getting ahead
    Hiding securely beneath a cloak

    Hank

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  9. Wow! you are right at the other end of the alphabet, we got the readed Z tomorrow.
    Good read Pat.
    Yvonne.

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  10. Keister is cooler, but arse comes to mind faster.

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    1. That it springs in
      Faster than a keister spin

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  11. Yup, that word butt has a lot of uses. We like that word, arse. That is a good one.

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    1. Arse is a fun one
      We always give it a run

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  12. Don't get in a rut
    Just move your butt
    A-Z your rhymin' ass
    No buts, no sass


    You are SO good. Been a fun month.

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    1. Glad it's been fun
      As from my ass many a rhyme is spun

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  13. just woke the inner bitc* in me,
    I can kick hard and be,
    The brutal person you have ever known
    Cos till now kindness is all I have shown!!!

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    1. haha a scary one are you
      I'll hide at my zoo

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    2. hide away hide away dear
      Cos I'm he one all should fear!

      LOL

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  14. If I'd said the word "butt" when I was a kid, my parents would have whipped it.
    I don't say it today either.

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    1. Damn, couldn't say that?
      I'd be one whipped butt cat

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  15. I just wish my butt wasn't so big
    wish it was more tinier like a twig

    betty

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    1. Well can shake it off
      That won't make one scoff

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  16. You are the most irrepresible rhymer and I am terrible at it. You are most certainly NOT a pain in the butt!!

    @Kathleen01930
    Meet My Imaginary Friends
    #AtoZchallenge

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    1. Good I'm not a pain
      Actually I may prefer it a little at my lane

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  17. I just knew B would involve butt. I was right.

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  18. Butt wait, there's more
    Butt-kicking makes the tushie sore.

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    1. That it will
      Even when for a thrill

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  19. Sitting on my butt to write this comment.
    Now may you reach A on your arse!

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  20. I love a good Butt, I can not lie
    My hubby has a nice one, oops! Did i make you groan and die?
    My butt knows a good seat
    it knows how to keep me off my feet:)

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    1. lol a good seat is grand
      I rolled my eyes a bit at my land

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  21. But, kiss my butt just doesn't cover it. Sometimes you need a little ass!

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  22. Kick in the butt?
    Better than a nut.
    Cuz that'd hurt like hell
    and wouldn't be swell.

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  23. I make a buttload of gluteus maximus comments.

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  24. You're right, we are a butt-conscious culture, aren't we?

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    1. Yep, every which way
      With butts in things we say

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  25. You are word play at its best!
    I can't wait to see how with "A" you jest!

    Your reputational butt is on the line
    as the Z to A you playfully rhyme.

    But I know you're up to the task
    as at the finish line you bask!

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    1. The cat will finish out
      And finish next year before june is about
      Then we'll still be on the go
      Where we'll go you never know

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  26. I use butthurt a lot. I seem to say a lot of ...Are you butthurt? Aww look at the butthurt comments. I see a lot of butthurt on FB. lol

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    1. lol FB is full of it
      That and other shit

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  27. I'm more of a booty kinda cat. Always threatening to kick some booty, never do.

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    1. Never have done it?
      Can't have a booty kicking fit?

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  28. When I saw I worked my butt off I wish it would actually shrink in size.

    Susan Says

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  29. I seldom use butt
    Here at my hut
    Lest I get in a rut
    With that silly scut.

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    1. Might be on task
      When hitting the flask

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  30. At my zoo one of the most said
    Is trying to drag my butt outta bed...

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    1. That can be the way
      When had a hard yesterday

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  31. Okay, maybe we do overuse the word just a tad:)

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  32. I like big butts and I cannot lie ;) Though, you've reminded me that I need to make my yearly gastroenterology appointment. Gotta make sure the butt stays healthy ;)

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    1. A good healthy butt
      Is grand at any hut

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  33. but and butt are rarely mixed up...something I never thought of until just now. :)

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    1. Yeah, that one people know
      Guess they enjoy a good butt show

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  34. I do tend to say both "but" and "butt",
    the second one mainly having to do with my mutt,
    I do know the difference between the two,
    one is an exception and one is for the loo.

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    1. Good you know how they go
      No butt but mix ups at your show

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  35. orlin N cassie...now that ya men shunz it....peepulz due use de butt werd a lot dont they....hay, we wanted ta say high paws ta yur dad, we N joyed reedin hiz postz thiz month...him did a grate job on thiz challenge; lookin forwerd ta next yeerz....him will hafta post.... side wayz !! heerz two an earthworm eel kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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    1. lol oh he has a plan
      Sideways may be ran
      If you look at it like that
      Won't be straight forward at our mat

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  36. Butt of course you done good Pat!

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  37. I'm loving these clever rhymes and the fact that you're going against the grain by doing this backwards. Must come back and read more. One letter left, no matter which way the alphabet goes.
    This butt is in a rut. Must get off my chair and seek fresh air ☺

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    1. Good luck finding the fresh air
      Backwards as can be at my lair

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  38. I worked my butt off
    For many, many years
    Time to relax a bit
    And have no fears

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    1. If it weren't for no dough
      I'd agree at my show

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    Ha ha ha! Enjoy passing gas from that rhyming ass. LOL.

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  40. Most people who are pains in the butt have zero idea they made the cut.

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  41. Well but...but...but....
    some people ARE a pain in the BUTT!

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    1. That they surely are
      At many a sand bar

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