Sunday, April 10, 2016

Everything Gets Plastered With A Remastered!

The cat sees it everywhere. I no longer stop and stare. Not that I ever did. But many sure flip their lid. Oh, a remastered this. That is such bliss. Pffft, all about the dough. Many fall for it though.

Why create new,
At any old zoo.
Forget the remake,
Already enough to fill a lake.

The redo and reboot too.
We already filled every portable loo.
Nope, forget those.
It's time remastered struck a pose.

We don't have to do much.
Just add a thing here and there and such.
It will look so pretty,
And make us look witty.

Remaster a movie,
Isn't it groovy?
Remaster a game.
It's no longer lame.

Hell, why stop there.
We have time to spare.
Let's remaster a book.
Hmm, yeah, people will give a look.

Just call it new and improved.
Fools think it has moved.
As we know there is no such thing as both,
But fools shall take the oath.

Let's remaster that house.
There, we killed the mouse.
House is remastered now.
Doesn't our work wow?

Let's remaster your car.
You will get so far.
We filled it with gas.
There you go, remastered, lass.

Let's remaster each woman and man.
Sit them in the sun and give them a tan.
Poof, we remastered all on Earth.
Plus we gave skin cancer medicine more worth.

Now let's remaster the remaster.
We can pump things out faster.
No need for anything new.
We just remaster the remaster for you.

Are you ready to be remastered at your sea? Do you fall for the remaster crap in front of thee? Sometimes it can be a big update, but most times it is just the same old shit on your plate. Maybe I should remaster my rhymes in mass? Nah, no need to be a lazy little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

58 comments:

  1. I myself could do with remastering, It's fine thinking about it but getting around to it is a different matter.
    Great post Pat, enjoy your Sunday.
    Yvonne.

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  2. I have a couple remastered CDs. One I can tell the difference, the other I really can't.

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    1. The other used as a cop out
      To get more dough about

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    2. Remastering I don't mind that much
      Rebooters can eat a clutch

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    3. Both are out to lunch
      But reboots top the bunch

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  3. Remaster, smaster, I don't really understand what it is. But I didn't watch Titanic. I don't care how good the movie was. It is just I already knew the story. Good morning Pat and cats.

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    1. Can't change the end
      Still has a sinking trend

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  4. Remaster your cells
    Have they turned to jells
    Make a new you
    With a new reboot too
    Whee look at you go
    The remaster doth show

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    1. A remaster like that
      Brings a robo cat

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  5. I love an updated wardrobe or home. I hate software updates!

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    1. Those sure come every day
      Updating away

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    2. Updates make me sick
      Like eating a brick

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    3. Brick by brick
      Toothless some slick

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  6. Oh, I agree with Bijoux, software updates are a pain!

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    1. Every which way
      As the update comes on display

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  7. Gets plastered with a remastered
    And something new to be rendered
    Gets them busy
    New and easy
    A remake and none were bothered

    Hank

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    1. None bothered would be grand
      Stop the remakes across the land

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  8. Gets plastered with a remastered
    And something new to be rendered
    Gets them busy
    New and easy
    A remake and none were bothered

    Hank

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  9. remastered means you can charge more

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  10. For a remastered butt
    Old panties I'd have to chuck.
    Ha!

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    1. Or you could sell
      The Japanese find them swell

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  11. Remaster a post?
    I call it "redo."
    But, "remaster"'s the most.
    Meh. Any name will do.

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    1. Whatever works
      Mastering the redo perks

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  12. It's true and sometimes it works but sometimes it doesn't. The apartment one block over kicked everyone out and put a door where the sliding glass door used to be to the small patio. They enclosed the patio and now call it a bedroom so they can charge an extra $100 for a 2 bedroom when it's barely big enough to put a single bed and night stand. Not even a window. Oh they remastered that with a lot of thought.

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    1. lmao all about getting more dough
      With the stupid remastering show

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  13. If it was mastered, how can it be re-mastered? Does that mean it was never mastered to begin with?

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    1. Maybe it was mastered and then amnesia came due
      So a re-mastered has to pull through

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  14. Not much re-mastering here
    but in the outside world
    I with they would re-master old buildings
    rather then build new ones

    (out of rhyme today I know :)

    betty

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    1. That would be good
      Save room in many a hood

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  15. Best remaster? Resident Evil 1 (GC)

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    1. Never tried that one
      Too busy giving 4 a run

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  16. Let's remaster
    if you have flow-master
    if it makes you happy
    happy chappy,
    but if you don't -
    I won't,
    no fix, no mix
    remaster squeaks

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  17. Disney is the master at remastering their films. Just another way to get your to fork over more money for movies you already own.

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    1. Yep, that is what they do
      I give them the big screw you

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  18. Except the cat and you
    There's really nothing new
    It's all a re-new.

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    1. Round and round they go
      same crap we all know

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  19. remaster me!! I need a remastering! ;)

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    1. The cat isn't cheap
      May go in the hole deep

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  20. that's a wonderful thought, master
    much of my stuff could do with a remaster.

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  21. If they could remaster
    Certain parts of me
    I'd jump up and down
    And spin atound with glee

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    1. I would too
      Probably cost though at ones zoo

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  22. I don't mind a remaster if I haven't seen the original!

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    1. That is an okay way
      May be better at the end of the day

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  23. I have a few things that should be remastered.
    lol..

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  24. Usually I like the original of anything over the remaster. The first thing that hopped in my mind was the original 1958 "The Blob." The 1988 remaster just wasn't the same. But then, that was the first movie I ever remember longing to see, and with living in Margaretsville, Nova Scotia, that wasn't happening. I agree with Betsy (above); there are a number of things about me, I'd remaster!

    I'm on a catch-up run!
    Have a good one!

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    1. Catching up indeed
      Here at my feed
      Yeah not many there
      No theatres to spare

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