The cat sees it everywhere. I no longer stop and stare. Not that I ever did. But many sure flip their lid. Oh, a remastered this. That is such bliss. Pffft, all about the dough. Many fall for it though.
Why create new,
At any old zoo.
Forget the remake,
Already enough to fill a lake.
The redo and reboot too.
We already filled every portable loo.
Nope, forget those.
It's time remastered struck a pose.
We don't have to do much.
Just add a thing here and there and such.
It will look so pretty,
And make us look witty.
Remaster a movie,
Isn't it groovy?
Remaster a game.
It's no longer lame.
Hell, why stop there.
We have time to spare.
Let's remaster a book.
Hmm, yeah, people will give a look.
Just call it new and improved.
Fools think it has moved.
As we know there is no such thing as both,
But fools shall take the oath.
Let's remaster that house.
There, we killed the mouse.
House is remastered now.
Doesn't our work wow?
Let's remaster your car.
You will get so far.
We filled it with gas.
There you go, remastered, lass.
Let's remaster each woman and man.
Sit them in the sun and give them a tan.
Poof, we remastered all on Earth.
Plus we gave skin cancer medicine more worth.
Now let's remaster the remaster.
We can pump things out faster.
No need for anything new.
We just remaster the remaster for you.
Are you ready to be remastered at your sea? Do you fall for the remaster crap in front of thee? Sometimes it can be a big update, but most times it is just the same old shit on your plate. Maybe I should remaster my rhymes in mass? Nah, no need to be a lazy little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.