Friday, April 22, 2016

Fill Your Cup And Hemp It Up!

The cat is here with H for the a to z today and we are going to join the hemp foray. It seems that it can be used for one and all. We just have to share it at our hall.

You may not know,
But hemp can grow.
Oh, that you knew?
Excuse my zoo.

But there is more,
From shore to shore.
It is said with glee,
That hemp can...let's see.

Make a longer lasting battery.
Get rid of wrinkles for flattery.
Give you better hair.
Pay your bus fair.

Grow wings out your back.
Stop a heart attack.
Make you as strong as a bear.
Pretty up your lair.

Give you big feet.
Make you go into heat.
Get you pregnant without sex.
Counter any hex.

Make you part the sea.
You can also walk on it with glee.
It can even make you rich,
And cure any old itch.

It can do it all.
From winter to fall.
So board the train.
You have much to gain.

It will cure all.
Make you rich at your hall.
Make you president too.
There is nothing hemp can't do.

So if you didn't know,
Now you can just grow.
You can be wise.
Follow those hemp cries.

And if aliens attack,
Hemp will force them back.
It can kill them with ease.
It can even kill fleas.

Pffffft says the cat. Nuts are just out to lunch where they are at. Are you a hemp fanatic at your sea? Might not want to tell me. It has its positives for sure but it isn't an end all be all cure. It can't make your car magically run with no gas. It won't make you get a lad or lass. It also won't make money grow from grass. Not sorry to have made your bubble burst by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

75 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. That's 6 in a row
      Others still enjoying a snore!

      Hank

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  2. You can get preggers without sex? Dang, I'm stayin' FAR away from that hemp 'cause that was my only sure thang in life.

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    1. haha its a miracle they say
      Or maybe they were just high and forgot at their bay

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  3. Normally, I don't believe the hype, but I have a friend who swears it has cured her daughter of seizures, and they have tried everything.

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    1. Oh, it does help a lot with somethings out there
      But no every damn thing that the nuts swear

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  4. One question from me...
    Suppose it can be crocheted at my sea? :)

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    1. If it can be done
      You'll find a way to give it a run

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  5. Fill Your Cup And Hemp It Up!
    Liven up those who got stuck
    Readily cures all
    On with the ball
    However it costs lots of bucks

    Hank

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    1. Bucks sure are real
      No matter the deal

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  6. Pregnant without sex?
    That would surely vex.
    Staying far away...
    no more babies at my bay.
    lol....

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    1. lol maybe if you took the tour
      This time you'd have four

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  7. I'm OK with hemp even if I don't use it but I know it helps with pain and with seizures. They now can take out the part that makes one high which is a good thing for little kids who need this. Not so good for all the nuts who claim they need it but just want to have a smokey smoke

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    1. Yep, the nuts make it bad for all
      As they wail it cures all at their high as a kite hall

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  8. Fly away little cat
    Whatever works
    Everyone has their
    Kicks and quirks

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    1. That they do
      Some with a loose screw

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  9. Another immac conception?
    No fun that reflection
    More fun the old-fashion way
    By way of a roll in the hay

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    1. That it surely is
      But the hay can be itchy biz

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  10. Okay I'm not in the loop here
    I haven't heard of the hemp hype
    will have to check it out after A/Z
    and see if it is something of my type

    betty

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    1. Some say it cures all
      Crap, but it does help with some things at each hall

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  11. could it write a story for me
    i'm stuck on X and zee

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    1. That it might
      Maybe baby Xena will take flight

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  12. Sounds as if hemp has magical powers! I must put it on my shopping list.
    That's Purrfect
    Around My Kitchen Table

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    1. Magic it must be
      As all think it grand at their sea

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  13. Well I learned something today. So hemp can heal things. Wonder if it really works. Got my doubts.

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    1. Yep, much doubt is had
      Can for a few things though at ones pad

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  14. Hemp can do all that?
    Huh, imagine that.
    Or I just think it can
    when stoned, I am.

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    1. That is the way
      Stoners and an internet foray

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  15. Hemp can do all that?
    Huh, imagine that.
    Or I just think it can
    when stoned, I am.

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  16. Ha! Even before weed was legalized we had people like that around here. It's God's gift to plants, man! It can do EVERYTHING! Yeah, like... what? Make crappy bracelets and awful tasting "health food"?

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    1. That is about the size of it
      Many just want to sell their crappy umm shit

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  17. Hemp can grow?
    Say it ain't so!
    Botox can go?
    Wrinkles melting like snow?
    Did you say bus fair?
    That sure made me stare
    Oh I know you care
    Typing with flair
    My heart is weak
    It may stop as you speak
    Will hemp do the trick
    Like a chick on a stick
    Not a dog on a log
    Or a toad on the road?
    No sex and still a price?
    That can't be nice!
    I'd better pass
    Stick to my class
    I might end up beating Trump
    Making him jump
    Now, how's that for a cure
    All nice and pure

    Hello Cat!
    How's the mat?
    It's Friday...
    Such a fun day!

    Grrrrrrreat post
    From coast to coast!

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    1. Pure as ice
      That is nice
      Cold and warm
      Weather the storm
      Not sure why
      That did fly
      It came to be
      Yippeee for me?
      Good to pass
      Could come out your ass
      All green and shit
      The eggs would split
      Green hemp and shit
      How about it?
      Not like a wino on a rhino
      Making everything fino?
      The mat's still here
      With holes I fear
      Yippppeeee
      For meeeee

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  18. I've done some sewing with hemp--- and other things.

    @Kathleen01930
    Meet My Imaginary Friends
    #AtoZchallenge

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    1. Other things you say
      There at your bay

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  19. I knew it could grow wings out my back, but I never knew I could part the sea with it. I need to do more research.

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    1. Could be the best around
      With wings and treasure found

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  20. I knew it was used for skin and hair
    but not that it could be used for so much more!

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    1. Oh yes, so much
      Has the magic touch

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  21. I know about hemp power
    it can choke in nice way
    I waved/bead it time ago
    it has fiber in it too.

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    1. So, it makes you poo?
      Oh what it can do

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  22. No, I haven't jumped on the hemp bandwagon.

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    1. The bandwagon may smell
      Just as well

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  23. Had to read that title twice before I even got into the post!

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    1. Go to the gutter?
      Did my Grammar make you stutter?

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  24. Reading your post, I wondered if there's a Hempfest out there. So I did a google search and a-ha, there's one in Seattle.

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    1. haha figures there would be
      Probably a few from sea to sea

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  25. Oh, there goes my plan of turning the backyard into a hemp field. LOL. There's a town near us called Hempfield.

    Susan Says

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    1. haha the nuts may want to live there
      Thinking it has it to spare

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  26. So today you are talking about Hemp!! I have heard so many good things about it. Suppose to be almost a cure all. Too bad we can't get our hands on some.

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    1. Good timing indeed at my feed
      No way in hell it is a "cure all" at any feed

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  27. This morning I watched a video on pot brownies. It was supposed to be s'more brownie sandwiches so I was surprised when "add your marijuana to the butter" was shown.
    The only thing legal in Iowa hemp wise is cannibis oil for epileptic children (but illegal to make here) and bracelets.

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    1. Cannabis oil when done the right way
      Can help with many things on display

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  28. A good thing but a bad thing?
    The government know best?

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    1. I don't think the later ever applies
      As each lie flies

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  29. Wow, will it really expel the aliens, does it work on vampires and werewolves too? LOL

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    1. lol it just might
      Stop each and every bite

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  30. Those darn ass bubbles hurt when they burst!

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  31. I know nothing about hemp, but if it can do all that, maybe I should give it a try.

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    1. lol doubtful it will
      But may make one chill

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  32. Oh hemp, people put a lot of confidence in you.

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  33. I have never used it, but if I had an illness that nothing else was working for, bet your ass I'd turn to the hemp to see if it would help.

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    1. Yeah, when you gt screwed over by sick crap
      You'll try anything across the map

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  34. Uh-oh! I think blogger ate my comment that I left yesterday!
    Hope all is well with you!

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    1. haha blogger had a treat
      It sure like to eat

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  35. Great for lots of things
    But not all, of course
    Have to be careful
    Of riding naked on a horse

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    1. That you do
      Can catch a germ or two

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