Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Jump On In With This Spin!

The cat can jump high. Did you know that I can almost fly? Well I have to land. But pretending to fly can be grand. I usually stick the landing too, sometimes I fly off the counter though at my zoo. J is for jump, in case you aren't over that hump.



Jump into action.
Jump for joy.
You may end up in traction,
But forget that ploy.

Jump on the bandwagon,
Jump the gun.
Pretend you're a dragon.
Hey, it could be fun.

Jump ship.
Jump the shark.
If it's a long trip,
It may leave a mark.

Jump in the deep end.
Jump through a hoop.
You may have to amend,
If you can swim with the group.

Jump their bones.
Jump all over.
Might get some moans,
And impress rover.

Jump to the conclusion,
Jump to the end.
Could be a delusion,
But buck the trend.

Jump start life.
Jump clear of it.
Bones with a wife,
May be a hit.

Get a jump on it.
Jump out of your skin.
It may cause a fit,
And could be a sin.

Jump in with both feet.
Stay one jump ahead.
Some places aren't neat,
You may wind up dead.

If you jumped ship,
And did not partake.
While I'll let loose my lip.
Go jump in a lake.

Can you jump like me? Do you jump sharks with glee? The Fonz would be so proud. You may even draw a crowd. All jumped out today? Ready to jump some more at your bay? Not in a jumping mood? Did you see the jumping of this rhyming dude? I can sure jump farther than bass with my jumpy little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

86 comments:

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    1. That's 4 in a row
      Glitter and a glow
      Right on along
      In with a song
      Lucky others are slow

      Hank

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    2. 4 you are
      Near and far
      A little sing along
      To the jump on in song

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  2. Fonzie jumped the shark and the show went kaput
    Now kids don't even know the show, it's been reduced to soot

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    1. Yep, once the shark got jumped
      The quality sure got dumped

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  3. Jump On In With This Spin!
    Not to let bare the skin
    Jump in fast
    Better not ask
    Or get knocked off the brink

    Hank

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  4. Dang, I thought you jumped ship yesterday because your post never showed up on my blog roll for some reason. I was so worried about you I was going to jump in and call the authorities. I'm jumping with joy to see all is well.

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    1. haha posts done until almost Apr of next year
      So no jumping ship until then at least for my rhyming rear

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  5. haha - Now, that is what I call a jump and slide...
    sometimes, I want to jump ship into the deep end seeking a new adventure, sitting on a sandy beach
    an exotic drink I might sip...

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    1. can jump and slide
      Goes on his own ride
      sometimes just have to jump
      And get over the hump

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  6. Orlin loves his room to roam
    Would love to ramble foam to foam
    What a jump, sky high, high-five
    That takes balls, oh man alive

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    1. Just goes on and on
      Jumping and trying to go out on the lawn

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  7. Nice song to accompany the jumps!

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    1. Felt it worked
      As the ears it perked

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  8. Wonderful Pat. I really enjoy coming here.
    Yvonne.

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  9. With a skip to my jump, I'll jump right in and say "it was fun".

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  10. No I cannot jump like thee
    If I jumped like that, it would be a sight to see!

    betty

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    1. A youtube star
      You'd be watched near and far

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  11. I like the jumping for joy stuff, but that's about it! The cat has me on this one.

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  12. Haha I had to watch Orlin again
    he was in it for the win...a flying cat
    with that jump...

    Were you nearby to catch him?

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    1. I was watching as he went with it
      But it was a normal jumping fit

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  13. It seems that jump has many uses as a word. Jump for joy is always good.

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    1. That it is
      Depending on that landing biz

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  14. It was Christmas Eve and everyone was feeling Merry.
    But, Mary left.
    Then, they jumped for Joy.
    But, she hadda go, too.

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    1. Then Bertha was all they had
      So it became an empty pad

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  15. It was Christmas Eve and everyone was feeling Merry.
    But, Mary left.
    Then, they jumped for Joy.
    But, she hadda go, too.

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  16. jump for joy at an excellent rhyme

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  17. Whew! Almost hit the camera there!

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    1. He slid on by
      Sure wasn't camera shy

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  18. Jumping for all its worth. Good one.

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  19. Sometimes I jump for fun
    Sometimes I jog or run
    And do a lap
    Nah, mostly I like to nap.

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    1. The cat would agree
      A napping are we

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  20. Impressive!!! I love the moments before when you can tell she was readying herself to do it! It reminds me of "Toy Story": "That wasn't flying, that was falling, with style!"

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    1. haha that it was indeed
      He'll let you know too with a weird meow taking seed

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    1. He thinks so
      As he jumps to and fro

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  22. To jump, or to sleep?
    This question is deep.
    I pick sleep, sleep, then sleep some more
    before I jump up and run out the door.
    Alarm has chimed half past eight
    I've overslept and now I'm late.

    But never to late to read some great blogs,
    right before I go back to sawing some logs.

    Ah... sleep.... sooooo deep. :)

    That Orlin is one talented jumper!

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    1. Typo alert, sleep in my eyes
      looks like I missed an "o" in my lines.

      But... never "too" late to correct a mistake.

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    2. Got on in
      For the win
      Correcting the neglect
      With the detect
      Jumping in would it be?
      Sawing logs sure isn't for me

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  23. You left out playing jump rope.
    Have you ever heard of the game?
    Your answer is probably nope.
    Kids today might consider it lame.

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    1. I heard of it as a kid
      So that would be a yes I did

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  24. Cats are amazing! My cat jumped down out of the basement rafters and about gave a house guest a heart attack. Cats know how to have fun.

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    1. haha they know how to spice thing up
      Jumping higher than most any pup

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  25. So tired today I'll just pretend to jump. Cats are amazing at it though.

    Susan Says

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    1. They have it down
      Got the jumping crown

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  26. I jump out of my chair when I have other things to do.

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  27. dood.....we gotta be frank & say we iz knot even reedin yur dadz post, we is THAT kinda impressed with yur jumpin skills.....be jezuz dood.....what....73 feetz !!!! AWESUM !!!!!! ♥♥♥

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    1. haha sure got his rabbit feet going
      With his jumping showing

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  28. Lots of jumpers around here.
    Some mid air collisions, too, I fear! haha.

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    1. haha been there done that
      But no colliding cat

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  29. Reminds me of Mario's original name Jumpman

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    1. Jumpman would have been worse
      Not the same ring to get cha ching in their purse

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  30. Jumping rope I used to love
    But I can't jump anymore
    Wow, that Orlin sure can fly
    As he leaps and continues to soar

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  31. Oh, darn!!! I can't see
    The jump by my favorite kitty!
    Now to a real computer I must go
    So I can watch The Cat in the show!

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    1. haha damn the phone
      Can't watch at the tone

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  32. I can jump ok on a trampoline.

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    1. Well that helps
      As long as no one falls off and yelps

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  33. That is professional level jumping!

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    1. Take it on the road
      And jump for a cash load

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  34. I am not good at jumping, but my kitties are pros. :)
    ~Jess

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  35. I only have the energy to jump to conclusions. ha

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  36. What can I say, I love it when the cats have an epic jump fail

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    1. Then they go splat
      But doesn't faze a cat

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  37. Not jumping at the moment, I lost a nail on my paw. But in reality, my ire has jumped into rage. The news lately sickens my soul! LOL

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    1. The news can do that
      To human and cat

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  38. A lot of jumping at your sea....
    In the place to be

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  39. Ha, some mornings I need a jump start!
    Thankfully there is coffee to assist.

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  40. No jumping going on for me. I played volleyball in school and now my knees are all messed up. Now, I just kind of hop along.

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    1. Hop Along Halloween Nazi
      Be a sight to see

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  41. Waiting for Orlin to jump was tensile!!! LOL at this upbeat video and song! Have a good one!

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    1. haha he sure took his time
      Then proved he's in his prime

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