Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Let The Emotions Flow Today At My Show!

Actually do the reverse of the title at my sea. The cat hates the eep-ers and want them to flee. They are hard on the head and ears. Eeeping whether happy or facing fears. Emotion is for E today with my backwards a to z display.

Those that cry,
Those that whine.
Away I'll fly,
They annoy the feline.

Their snot and tears,
Are oh so scary.
Rather sniff some rears,
With a dog who's hairy.

Those that eep,
Can go fly a kite.
Fall somewhere deep,
Along with weepers out of sight.

Out of sight out of mind.
That works for me.
The damn emotional kind,
Stir up my OCD.

Here and there,
I guess is okay.
But if it isn't rare,
Keep the waterworks away.

Emotional constipated is where it's at.
They are much better to the cat.
Unless they grow rather fat.
I wouldn't want to go splat.

They say nothing at all.
They leave me alone.
They don't even call,
And have the same tone.

Plus the phrase is fun.
Emotional constipation.
Although if that is done,
Could be some sort of causation.

A serial killer.
Hmm maybe that's bad.
Could beat the waterworks filler,
Just by a tad.

I'll take the middle.
If I really have to.
They can hey diddle diddle,
And no murder or eeps will come due.

Are you an eep-er? If so the cat may be a bleeper. As in words he can't say to scare you away. Are you a whiner? Damn, emotions could sure be finer. Can't you just give a hateful look like cats? Humans are such dingbats. I guess cats may be emotional constipated in mass. But don't worry, I'm not plotting to kill anyone, yet, with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

89 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    Where's the party at?
    How's the mat today?
    I hear you've got a feline on display
    Could that be true
    At your shoe?
    Many questions from the Goo
    And Scooby Blue
    Hey, it's Tuesday...
    Such a fun day!

    Grrrrrrreat post!
    From coast to coast!

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    1. Felines on display
      Each and every day

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    2. Three in a row
      At your show
      No time for a snore
      At your snore

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    3. Can't snore away
      Or Hank will come to play

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    4. That he might
      Maybe tonight!
      Well... his tonight
      For that didn't sound right :D

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    5. Wasn't really awake
      So give me a break :p

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    6. Really asleep
      That was deep

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  2. Emotional constipation?
    That's quite a situation!

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    1. That it may be
      But not for a kitty

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    2. Cause that would be... shitty?

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    3. Or may not be
      If backed up and can't at ones sea

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  3. I like the highs and lows so I let the emotions flow. Dang, I would have to watch some sappy movie if I had emotional constipation.

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    1. haha well at least you have a way out
      If constipation were about

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  4. No weeping here. I'm rather even-keeled.

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    1. In the middle
      Even keeled isn't any riddle

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  5. Emotional constipation
    Can be a revelation
    If you emote
    Go sail a boat
    The water calms
    Like waving palms
    Like Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee
    Two calmer guys you'll never see

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  6. Dingbat sums up mankind these days.

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  7. Not highly emotional at my bay
    Fairly even keeled every day.

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    1. Get along better that way
      When crap hits the fan at any bay

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  8. Let The Emotions Flow Today At My Show!
    Looking at everyone they seem to know
    Eat your heart out
    Utilizing a shout
    Come together and ward off the blows

    Hank

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    1. Come together
      And much one can weather

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  9. I'm a weeper here
    I even enjoy a good cry
    can be healing in some ways
    for that I will not lie

    betty

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    1. If it works it works
      And has its perks

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  10. Cascading emotions make the best books
    And that may translate into many movie looks!!!

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    1. That it sure might
      As they come to light

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  11. Some movies will do that to you. And hey just pretend there's something in your eye.

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  12. I'll join you in sniffing rears
    With a nose plug and waterfall tears
    But it sure beats a human or pup
    Who whines and whines and won't shut the f*ck up.

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    1. haha that it surely does indeed
      As they whine at top speed

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  13. Well, I'm certainly all in favor of experiencing spring by having a fling!!!

    @Kathleen01930
    Meet My Imaginary Friends
    #AtoZchallenge

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  14. I try not to be a whiner but I might be a bit of a winer. At least dogs give sympathy for tears.

    Susan Says

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    1. Yeah, dogs can do that
      Not gonna get it from a cat

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  15. I'm all alert when the eepers start. I know they aren't looking where they're going.

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    1. Stay out of the way
      And avoid their dismay

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  16. Sniff some rears?
    I'd rather not.
    Hairy or clear.
    I'd rather have snot.

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    1. Snot can run
      Snot can clog
      But when under the gun
      Adds flavor to eggnog

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  18. Replies
    1. A good thing to blame
      As they sure aren't tame

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  19. emotional constipation, that's something new

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    1. Something new, something old
      I've heard it told

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  20. orlin N cassie....letz think bout thiz fora wee minit...

    imagine de emotional feer we could cause two de hole oh sew sigh a tee.....if everee cat on de planet.....

    gave de "stink eye"...like fora week solid !!! ♥♥♥☺☺☺

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    1. lol they'd run away in fear
      Scared of every cat that is near

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  21. lol, the term "eep!" reminds me of Jax :)
    I'm not a huge crier or whiner. I rarely cry and I tryyy to keep my whining at a minimum (or at least only shunt it to my husband...).

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    1. haha his job to listen to you
      And any whines too

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  22. Well I try not to eep too much. Grin.

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    1. That is good
      no eeping in any hood

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    2. That's the quote
      That she'd take note

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  23. I only eep from time to time. Most of the time I am in the middle. :)
    ~Jess

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  24. I don't think I've eeped lately!

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  25. I don't think I have eeped lately either...
    I can be sad but I don't often eep
    and I don't think I am generally a whiner!

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  26. When I cried for two years straight (not really all the time) after my divorce, my mean kitty Chloe would cry (meow) with me, then lay really close. Good kitty. Mean kitty. My favorite kitty.

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    1. She knew how to help out
      Letting the meanness have a drought

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  27. I don't cry but once in a blue moon, and honestly, don't have patience when other people cry either. It seriously makes me mad. My sister is the biggest crier and I always have to tell her to knock it off.

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    1. Yeah, I've rolled my eyes and walked away
      From a few all the time criers at my bay

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  28. I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week when watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes

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    1. Damn, did you break it?
      That may be worth a fit

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  29. When it's a sad story about animals
    I am almost certainly a weeper
    Can't even watch Humane Society ads
    Without tears in my peeper

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  30. I think we all have our moments but what's important is not to use the other person as your sounding board.

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    1. Yeah, that is true
      Then it will get worse at your zoo

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  31. If it's fake it gets old in two seconds flat. If it's genuine, it gets me every time. ;)

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    1. The fake sure can fly
      Can tell when its a lie

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  32. I'm a weeper, cry at the drop of a hat! Used to embarrass me, now I just grab a tissue and shrug. Family still laughs. :)

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    1. haha way to be
      Shrug it off at your sea

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  33. Thank goodness I have none of these emotions.
    Unless you count enough tears to fill an ocean.

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    1. lol those are some
      And them some..umm

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  34. I have dealt with people who have these emotions
    It's hard to have them turn off these commotions.
    Sometimes I understand
    Other times I want them banned.

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    1. Yep, banned is the way
      Here at my bay

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  35. Emotional constipation? Sorry Orlin, I think that must be an unhealthy state! You might not like me; I am off the chart emotionally! Although I am usually not a whiner (not to be confused with winer); I usually try to avoid that. Happy, sad, or royally pissed off, my eyes can stream rivers! And watch out when I'm mad. I can go off like a volcano and let things fly, verbally and physically. I can stopper things up; brief periods of emotional constipation, but then something has got to blow.

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    1. lol the cat will stay far away
      Hide under the bed at our bay

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