Friday, April 8, 2016

More Joys Of Toys!

Here we are at the a to z and I am on T. Yep, still doing it backwards at my sea. This isn't about the toys of me. We have already done that. This is about cartoons that can be scat. They don't care because they just want people aware. Selling toys is the name of the game, no matter if the show is lame.


 Let's make a show.
With four turtles in tow.
Then give them costumes galore,
So we can create toys of the four forevermore.


But don't stop there.
Copy their sewer lair.
Have giant mice.
Toys will sell at top price.


And bring sharks too.
 They are great in view.
More toy sales for all.
Everyone will want them on their wall.


No creepy crawler maker.
That is just the baker.
We need toys too.
So a show must come due.


A huge rabbit,
With a toad killing habit.
That is so grand.
It will sell toys across the land.


A giant worm.
 What's the term?
Laugh all the way to the bank.
Kids will walk the plank.


 A big hit.
Mighty and fit.
Plenty of toy sales came due.
Mighty Max was in view.


Let's dumb things down.
Make it for 2 year old town.
The toys have to sell.
 Quality can be damned to hell.


The movie was as violent as can be.
That can't be watched by a kiddie.
So let's make it a cartoon.
Toys galore will be on sale by noon.


And lets make Spider Men.
They will want all ten.
Plus dumb this show down too.
Who needs kids to have an IQ.


Who needs toys?
They don't bring joys.
Let's make a cartoon for our game.
Whoops, toys are still out all the same.

Know any more lame shows made just for toys? Now TMNT as a kid sure brought joys. But watching the 80's version now is just like, wow. That was so cheesy and bad that it is sad. Hate when they dumb crap down for toys. I catch on to their ploys. The cat will go back to the singing bass. He is a toy without a show for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Need not rush
      16 mins past
      Lucky to be #1
      It is still fun

      Hank

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    2. Got on in
      16 mins to spare at my bin

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  3. I never could figure out the Rambo cartoon. Like kids had ever seen the movies.
    All those toys came long after my time.

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    1. Yeah, that was odd to make indeed
      Not many kids would be allowed to watch the rambo movies at their feed

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  4. Here kis, have a toy
    Maybe it is just a ploy
    Play with this, suit your taste
    Seems like life is just a waste

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    1. But don't stop at one
      Have 100 for real fun

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  5. Guilty of purchasing some of these. Spiderman toys? Yep. Got a friend's kids Mario and Luigi plushes too. ;)

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    1. haha well at least you stuck with the tried and true
      As they've been around forever in view

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  6. Most creative Pat. wonderful to read and look at.
    Yvonne.

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  7. this was surely no lame show you deserve a mighty bow, great ho ho ho

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  8. Looks like I missed out on this whole toy thing, since I didn't nave kids, but I love your poems.
    Crass commercialism can't be denied
    It's downright undignified.

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    1. They sure like it every which way
      Crass at the end of the day

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  9. toys and cartoons - marketing marvels. Beats just having a rock back in prehistoric days? Great poem and pics. TGIF!

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    1. Yeah, rocks would suck
      Glad they passed that buck

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  10. I love the word toys Pat (I have my own toys : cups, little plates,teapots, boxes, jars,all about baking :)
    But I love cartoons too !

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    1. That I knew
      Cooking toys at your zoo

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  11. I love the word toys Pat (I have my own toys : cups, little plates,teapots, boxes, jars,all about baking :)
    But I love cartoons too !

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  13. They make toys that will appeal
    to the young of age
    and then they try to make them popular
    so it will be a rage

    betty

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    1. That they try
      Most times they don't fly

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  14. They often made some weird ones

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    1. Yep, weird all around
      Could easily be found

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  15. Well, there are different kinds of toys to different peoples.Those are some great cartoon toys. Each to their own.

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    1. Each to their own indeed
      As they sell away at their feed

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  16. Oh dear, I've never paid attention to this stuff. Cartoons and toys just aren't my thing. Although they still are for my sons, I'll have to ask one of them. LOL

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    1. lol they were on a ton
      So had to give them a run

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  17. I'm ashamed to say that I know all of these. Like Bucky O'Hare. That cartoon made no sense. Why is the rabbit green? Why did the duck look like a Daffy Duck ripoff but with 4 arms?

    Also, that Super Mario cartoon was hilariously terrible. I love the backhandedly funny things people have dug up on that show. Like Mario being a racist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2vl8d_4vU0"

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    1. lmao never saw that clip before
      Mario will get the crazies after him at his fake shore
      Maybe he was green to rip off a ninja turtle guy
      Trying to capture in on them and the looney tunes on the fly

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  18. Who needs toys?
    We have Rhyme Time joys
    Pat Hatt keeps it fun
    For bloggers, readers, everyone
    Rambo's kinda hot though
    To buy his figurine I go.

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    1. lol can feel each ripple
      May even have a perky nipple

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  19. They just want our money!?
    Say it ain't so!!!
    There's nothing funny
    about taking our dough.

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    1. Unless they choke
      Then you can give them a poke

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  20. My Little Pony is one. I have never bought any of them or heard of most of those. I never knew they made a Rambo cartoon.

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    1. My little pony has been around a while
      Rambo was crappy as animation style

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  21. Cat, do you collect Blue Guy toys?

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    1. Blue Guy Toys. There ya go. The next big money maker:)

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    2. Nope, not a one
      But I think the Blue Man Group already has that spun

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  22. Whatever pulls in the cash at the box office, I guess. I think I'll save my dollars for other entertainment.

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  23. The G.I. Joe program in the eighties was meant to sell toys, too. Caught on pretty big for a while, there. (But I remember the original, 11" tall G.I. Joe from the sixties!)

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    1. I've seen a few of those big ones
      I guess my uncle had tons

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  24. I just cleaned out an attic of toys, both girls and boys.

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    1. Find any worth a ton?
      That you could sell to someone

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  25. I have three boys so there are tons of GI Joe, TMNT, X-Men and the worst, Power Rangers. At least we had lego galore to keep the brain spinning.
    Susan Says

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    1. Lego sure did that
      Power Rangers I had a few at my blog mat

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  26. So many memories and some of them good!

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    1. Some are indeed
      But not all at ones feed

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  27. I'm fortunate to have never heard of these cartoons! But disturbed by The Walking Dead figurines sold at Target.

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    1. Yeah kids buying those
      To chop off heads and toes

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  28. I always love your posts! I remember the old Transformer cartoons that my brother watched, I thought those were pretty terrible!

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    1. haha I watched those too
      Terrible they are to view

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  29. I'm sure I'd seen a lame show or two when I was a kid, but I must've blocked them from my memory because I can't remember them right now.

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    1. There are sure a ton
      Lame seems always given a run

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  30. I just cracked up at the giant worm!!! Who comes up with these ideas?! Some toy that would make...

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    1. haha hey it got a game too
      Nothing Earth Worm Jim couldn't do

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    2. Wait...I think I used to play that on sega?! Did I or am I completely making this up?!

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    3. It was a game
      Sega gave it fame

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  31. They all look dumb
    so I'll just hum.


    hmmmmm....

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  32. It's all about the money, isn't it? Fortunately I missed most of these! Have a good one under your sun!

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    1. Good thing to miss
      Don't cause bliss

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  33. I ain't gonna mess with no biker mice!

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  34. I remember when they made Dora look older just to sell toys. Ridiculous!

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  35. Oh, how my son the turtles did love
    To him they were better than heaven above
    Who am I to complain and bellyache
    When I get so caught up in every single snowflake?

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    1. haha there you go
      Turtles and snowflakes all aglow

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  36. I don't watch the new cartoons but I have a box of toys at my place for my grandson.

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    1. Good to keep him happy
      With toys few get sappy

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  37. So true who needs toys any more
    give the kid and iPad & he will be happy as a clam
    and you won't need to buy any more crap at the store.

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    1. Then you have to buy apps and games
      So money will still go up in flames

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  38. Don't know any of these
    And can't say I'd want to
    But I do love the Toy Story toys
    They make me "aah" and "ooo"

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  39. I think my favourite is when someone broke into a toys tore and changed the Barbie voices for all the G.I. Joe's. Whe a kid bought a Barbie and played her voice, out came G.I. Joe's:)

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    1. haha that would be funny
      Well worth the money

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