Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Not Just The Mutts In Their Ruts!

The cat has seen it in you humans time and time again. Some really scare me at my den. I run far far away before they crush me at my bay. What am I talking about with my backwards a to z? Why the ones who scare me. Redundant there? You'll get K soon at my lair.

All is fine.
The grace of a feline.
A step or two,
Nothing comes due.

Can walk across a table,
And as if in a fable,
Nothing falls off of it.
Unless we decide to give it a hit.

Then comes the one,
That just has fun.
I mean the mutts.
They are a born klutz.

Everything falls.
Even stuff on walls.
They wag that tail.
They are a klutz without fail.

Klutzes knock everything down,
No matter where they are in town.
They break themselves too.
Whacking things for a boo hoo.

They fall and topple over.
They are worse than rover.
Rover is easy to see.
Humans you never know when they'll go klutzy.

Maybe in a car,
They'll send you flying far.
Maybe in a boat,
They'll make it no longer afloat.

Maybe on a train,
They'll crash it into a plane.
That would take skill.
I'd bet of them crashing it more into a hill.

The klutz has a klutz gene?
They sure can make a scene.
They must have something off.
Maybe drank from an infected horse trough?

Is the klutz born that way?
Can be hard to say.
But the klutz does scare.
Hey, at least they can put on their own underwear.

Are you a klutz at your sea? Know anyone that is as klutzy as can be? If one is nuts and a klutz that would scare me more than huge mutts with no nuts. See what I did there? No klutz at my lair. Pat did know one way back when. He was the klutziest person ever times ten. I'll stick to the singing wall bass. At least he'll never knock anything over onto my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. That's 3 in a row
      Good for even flow
      Set to smile
      For some while
      Happy but no dough

      Hank

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    2. Good morning Truedessa!

      Hank

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  2. Not Just The Mutts In Their Ruts!
    Sheepishly the butts kissing mutts
    All so fuzzy
    Acting klutzy
    Trying to act smarter than some duds

    Hank

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  3. Cats do seem more agile as they move around without a sound.

    I have known a few humans who are klutzy. You just never know what they will do. Makes me a bit nervous too.

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    1. Yeah, we've seen a few
      And they are scary to be near at their zoo

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  4. More destructive than rover - I expected the answer to be a small child. Although I've never seen a kid chew the legs off a coffee table like our dog did...

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    1. Yeah, kids will just jump on it and break the table
      Klutzy people sound like they came out of a fable

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  5. Some people are natural klutzes
    They live life in the dutczes
    I knew a guy who when he climbed ladders
    He always fell to a hundred smatters
    When he got out his ladder, people gathered round
    He'd entertain from sky to ground
    A lucky duck, he'd walk away
    He'd live to fall another day

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    1. The ladder man
      Had many a fan
      Watching him fall
      Hoping he'd bounce like a ball

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  6. Yes, I'm klutzy at my sea
    Something's always tripping up me!

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    1. Maybe all the yarn
      As you have enough to fill a barn

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  7. My klutz gene activates in the early morning. I can't hold on to things for the life of me from 5:00 - 7:00 AM. After that, I'm okay.

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    1. haha a timer on your klutz gene
      That is a new one at our scene

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  8. I have those klutz days and when they happen I should stay home and not even think about picking up a butter knife.

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    1. Hide away when they come to play
      Maybe sleep them away

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  9. I am a klutz at my sea
    always banging into the walls
    bruises all over the body
    because I tend to do a lot of falls

    betty

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    1. Damn, that has to stink
      Can you play connect the bruise at your rink?

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  10. At birth I trip over my umbilical cord
    So, yes, Oh my Lord
    I was born this way
    What can this klutz say?

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    1. Damn, had it from birth
      Tripping all over earth

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  11. Mu mon used to call me a klutz when I was a kid. I don't think I was a klutz though, I think I was just a kid. ;)

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    1. haha a kid knocking everything over
      Much like a happy rover

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  12. Lol 'mu mon.' That is supposed to say, 'my mom.'

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  13. Lol 'mu mon.' That is supposed to say, 'my mom.'

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  14. The dog can be clumsy
    The dog can be a klutz
    But he's got one on me
    The dog can lick his nuts

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    1. A little yoga can do that trick
      You could bend down and lick

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    2. I tried that action,
      but wound up in traction.

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    3. That would suck
      Cost a mighty fine buck

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    1. Used to it now I bet
      So no need to fret

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  17. LOL. I guess mutts are klutzy compared to those agile felines.

    Susan Says

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    1. That they are
      See it at this sand bar

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  18. I am the epitome of klutz and shall have toe surgery on Thurs. to prove - seriously - a toe stub became a torn tendon. The only rhyme with klutz is fall on my butts.

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    1. Ouch to the toe
      But maybe beats an um elbow

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  19. I suppose "klutzy" could be used to describe a stripper who spills a beer on you...

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    1. I'm not sure one would care though
      As they watch the show

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    2. Exactly. Plus I got a free drink besides!

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  20. I love the word "klutz". Unfortunately, there are plenty of them in the world!
    That's Purrfect
    Around My Kitchen Table

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    1. That there surely are
      Don't even need a bar

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  21. orlin N cassie......de food servizz gurl can walk ona kleen surface with out an obstacull in site; in side and out.....with noe one a round for MILEZ....crowdin her "space" ...N still fall down .......trooth ~~~ ♥♥♥

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    1. You all better steer clear
      Could fall on you with her rear

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  22. I'm sure-footed, which is good, since I bruise easily.

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    1. Don't want to bruise a ton
      Unless for Halloween fun

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  23. lol, mutts surely do catapult through the rooms,
    they knock over pictures, vases and brooms,
    but i think you forget the works of a curious cat,
    they manage to paw things off walls and counters until they go splat.

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    1. Shhhh the cat would never do that
      Now excuse me while I go make something go splat

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  24. I'm a klutz! Things happen to me that happen to nobody else! I can be a walking disaster. My husband just holds his head in his hands and shakes it. I had forgotten all about singing wall bass. One of those could cause me all kinds of problems! LOL

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    1. lol hubby wouldn't be a fan
      If you had a bass that sang like a man

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  25. I try not to be, but sometimes I am just awkward, smiles ~ Enjoy your spring ~

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  26. Oh, I'm a bit of a klutz from time to time!

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    1. Counter surfing can cause that
      Is you make things go splat

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  27. I wouldn't be so sure about the underwear bit.
    They could catch their toe and have a fit!

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    1. That is surely true
      Maybe commando is needed at their zoo

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  28. Every now and then I trip over my own feet.
    Then the cats come and look at me, oh so sweet.

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    1. Have to see if you are alright
      So food still takes flight

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  29. The funny klutz in my family was our cat Chloe who was meaner than a junkyard dog, and when she accidentally fell off of something (and we would laugh) gave chase to whomever would chuckle and for revenge would bite us.

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    1. Damn, she was one ruthless cat
      Wanting to murder all where she was at

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  30. My dogs are always knocking into things! Most recently they mowed me down while I was standing in the yard. They play rough and don't watch where they are going. Imagine getting hit like a freight train by 2 80 pound dogs!

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    1. Yeah, that would knock one over
      Especially with double the rover

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  31. My sister could trip over her own feet, my mom use to say.

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    1. Hopefully just a could
      And not a would

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  32. I wonder if during natural disasters, that's our planet's way of showing some klutziness.

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    1. That it could be
      Or its trying to get rid of we

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  33. Maybe just Mother Nature cleaning the shop?

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    1. Cleaning house
      Not even leaving a mouse

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    1. A little beats a lot
      As around you trot

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  35. I've had klutzy moments
    But for the most part I find
    I can leap like a gazelle
    At least in my mind

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    1. Well tat is something too
      There at your zoo

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  36. I am a klutz, that I know
    I smack my knee and then my elbow.
    I don't know why but i can not lie
    At least I don't break things or make them fly.

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  37. This is my post. Klutz, oh yeah. Stubbed my toe twice, and lost the nail because of it. Steel toed slippers are on my Mother's Day list. LOL My son assures me they do make steel toed tennis shoes, slippers not so much. :)

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    1. lol maybe you can start a trend
      Steel toe slippers around every bend

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  38. I do agree that a feline is graceful. They just kind of glide as they walk, something that dogs never do. As to whether people are born klutzes....hmmmm, I think it is a learned talent. Smiles!

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