Monday, April 4, 2016

Numerals Up With The XXX Cup!

The cat is now on X, does that convex? I mean I am going backwards for the a to z. Some people needed to be reminded at their sea. Will we meet in the middle? Maybe if you don't diddle. XXX and diddle. Hmmm let's avoid the gutter fiddle.

It's the a to z.
This is post 3.
Bah, 3 is so crappy.
It looks so unhappy.

We can't have that.
An unhappy post from the cat.
People would riot.
Hmm, maybe I should try it?

So what of X?
Does it convex?
There is no hex.
Let's give numbers a flex.

Hot to trot,
I say a lot.
Betsy may be counting.
Maybe XXXI it is amounting?

Al may know.
He has them down at his show.
Is it Captain Caption XXXXXXX yet?
Could be a safe bet.

If we went the 1000 way,
We'd be doing M today.
That would be all out of whack.
Have to stay below 100 at my shack.

0 isn't a number?
Not even when you slumber?
Well it's not this way.
Just XXXX on display.

Or maybe an XXXIV.
Are needles hated by thee?
The IV isn't scary.
XXXIX gets the cherry.

Have you caught on?
This is my XXIV con.
Maybe my XXXIX one?
I have no idea under my sun.

XXVIII is ready.
I guess a backwards IV flows steady?
They are going backwards like me.
This is the X verse from me.

Did you catch my X? Does it still convex? For X I used X. Nope, there is no hex. Roman numerals were at play. Don't you love math using letters at your bay? You were expecting porn with the XXX today? Damn, I let you down at my bay. Maybe I'll show you a naked pic of Cass. I am always the helpful little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

101 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    Where's the party at?
    Are you smitten on your mat?
    How are Suza, Hank and True?
    Do they miss Blue?
    Many questions from the Goo
    And Scooby Blue
    At his grumpy ass zoo
    Hey, it's Monday...
    Such a fun day!

    Grrrrrrreat post!
    From coast to coast!

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    1. Happy Monday Blue
      of course you are missed
      believe me it's True...

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    2. Morning Blue!
      Yes, it's true.

      Hank

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    3. Hello True!
      Hello Hank
      Hello Cat!

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    4. Hello all
      At each all

      You have a grumpy ass?
      Maybe that donkey needs to pass gas

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  2. Captain XXX... what is that show about?
    Is it the kind where they um moan and shout?
    Say it ain't so...
    At the Kitty Cat Show!

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  3. Roman numerals still confuse me. I'll have to take lessons from the cat.

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    1. That cat charges a fee
      Won't teach for free

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  4. Great post. Made me laugh. Pretty kitty, very witty.https://mhsusannematthews.wordpress.com/

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  5. XXX - I thought that meant someone was sending love.....haha...oxoxox...a virtual hug and kiss
    but, that would make the cat hiss...

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    1. That cat would hiss away
      Causing him dismay

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  6. Numerals Up With The XXX Cup!
    Backwards and one gave a gulp
    Did the X files
    Get them riled
    Angry like pressing cigarette stubs

    Hank

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  7. X is the day!
    So you say, at your bay.
    But the 4th is my day!
    So to me I wish a Happy Birthday!
    To you I say, Happy X Day!

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    1. Happy all around
      Works for cat and hound

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  8. Roman numerals can be a bit odd
    Unless one remembers them all
    But if one makes a mistake with them
    That could cause some things to fall

    betty

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    1. That it could
      As they confuse at many a hood

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  9. 3 is not crap. Third times the charm!

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    1. Don't you mean III at your sea
      Geez, can't just say 3

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  10. No X-rated thoughts today?
    The Cat is showing restraint
    I used to know all the Roman numerals
    Thought they were cool and quaint

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    1. The cat will go gutter when you don't expect it
      That is more fun with each fit

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  11. Glad you decided not to go the XXX route... although some of your readers may be disappointed.

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    1. Yeah, especially the search engine nuts
      Them and their beer guts

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  12. I'm confused but sure it will clear up by tomorrow
    Have no sorrow...
    Anymore letters we can borrow?

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    1. Can borrow or steal
      Get quite a deal

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  13. During this month I don't see how the direction you go matters. Just keep us awake and entertained and the cat is where it's at.

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  14. I will not share my Roman numerals. Not ever. I love them way too much, because they are so clever.

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    1. They are clever
      With their XXX endeavor

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  15. X is a tough one for the A to Z crowd, but a fine job by you, Pat.

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    1. Xena has be done
      So I went the XXX run

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  16. Oh no, you slipped some math in there. Sneaky.

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    1. Making some count
      Not too high an amount

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  17. XXXX an Australian beer,
    now that's worth a cheer!

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  18. Pretty soon, you know.
    The 100th Captain Caption will show.
    That'll be one huge mama jomma.
    Which may feature...Barack Obama.

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    1. Will he have a phone
      Talking to Bush at the tone

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  20. Replies
    1. X was given a run
      Plenty X's were done

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  21. You made me think way too much today as I figured out numbers from letters. I did expect something a little bit porn after that title.
    Susan Says

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    1. haha had to throw a curve ball
      And make you think at your hall

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  22. That X can be used in so many ways. Numbers, letters, wrong mark etc. It is truly a great letter.

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    1. Yeah, it can be for wrong indeed
      When a test goes wrong at ones feed

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  23. The a to Z is to much for me
    But of my good friends I just couldn't let it be
    So I thought on my favorite letters days I would stop by
    And, here you're doing X I must say with a sign
    Did you know I adore the little crossing mark
    Ah, you are a very clever circling shark.

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    1. A circling shark
      Leaving a mark
      Maybe one you won't see
      Works for me

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  24. This is so crazily funny Pat ~ Doing it backwards or forward for this month, it's too much for me ~ Enjoy the eXhilarating word journey this month ~

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    1. haha backwards is grand
      With XXX in hand

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  25. That's clever to use Roman numerals for your X post.

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  26. Better be careful with three x's in a row,
    Roman Numeral or not, you'll drive your search engine crazies into a frenzy, lol!!

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    1. lol they'll get no smut
      May mouth off to my butt

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  27. orlin N cassie.....we knew IV sure yur dad waz using de X inn sted oh 10; N we iz buzzed happee ther waz noe test on thiz stuff... coz we canna even get past VII with out askin for sum help in countin ta XVIII



    ☺☺

    ♥♥♥

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    1. haha well you did fine
      Good you can follow the feline

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  28. As always a pleasure to read.
    Yvonne.

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  29. I am trying to catch this X,
    But my mind is in some form of wrecks,
    are you saying you caught a cross,
    no matter what, you're still the rhyming boss.

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    1. Caught or seen
      Maybe in between
      Are you confused?
      The cat is amused

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  30. All I can say is you're very creative.
    I don't always understand, but you give my brain good exercise. :)

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    1. That is always good
      Keep the brain active in ones hood

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  31. Is difficult make any post with X but the cat is really smart :) :)

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    1. The cat can figure it out
      And give it a rhyming shout

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  32. Rocky I, Rocky II, Rocky III, Rocky IV, Rocky V, Rocky...Balboa...fuck.

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    1. lol ruined it
      Can't count worth shit
      Forgot Creed
      Indeed

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  33. I must read too much at work
    Your Roman numerals did not make me shirk

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  34. Your rhyming always makes me smile and I adore your banner!

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  35. It seems to me that I have a spot around here that X marked!

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    1. Is there treasure
      That none can measure

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  36. X was the best
    we cross faster
    with a buster
    x-pecting more
    x-piring soon
    x-sizing, x-citing
    x-filing to the moon...

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  37. Can't wait to see what the search engine wingnuts search to find this post. Love that your are doing a backwards A-Z roast. XOXO

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    1. They'll probably come for smut
      May disappoint as they find my rhyming butt

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  38. Doing this backwards is a smart move
    You can x off the x fast and get into the groove
    And once you're thru with the Q
    It's smooth sailing for you.

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    1. Always smooth at my sea
      But yeah, now was easy as can be

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  39. Well, X marks the spot
    Or maybe the cats did that for you?
    I so t know much about Roman numerals per se and once they get past a certain point, I am one lost puppy.

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    1. Lost like a mutt?
      Don't sniff a butt

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  40. even with so many x's there were no climaxes, that was sheer jugglery

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  41. Imagine all the crazies that will be hitting you up now on the Google search with all these xxx's going on today. I think they will be in for a major let down ;)

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    1. haha maybe wise them up
      With my little hiccup

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  42. X to me is for a hex
    and I would like to find
    some cats to vex!

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  43. This post is x-cellent,
    though x-rated!

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  44. A fun twist on X ~ using Roman numerals for your post. XXXIV definitely dreaded by me. I'm sure I've had at least 30 IVs in my too many trips to the hospital. An unhappy post at your sea ~ Oh how dreadful that would be. Maybe surpassed only by an insecure post on your coast.

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    1. haha IVs aren't so bad
      Just boring a tad

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