caught wearing a diaper
And why would you wear that? Please don't tell the cat.
my phone is porn
Does it make you happy? I suppose at least you aren't yappy.
trapped i'm trapped, trapped
Nice of the trapper letting you have internet. Maybe a trapped pet?
fido bought me
Did you go cheap? Hope fido isn't a creep.
marry me, pleasey
But we just met? Eww to marrying a pet.
can't grin right
Damn, that's a plight. Work on it and it will be alright.
stocks and cats
Rocks and dogs. Homes and frogs. I can do it too, random things at my zoo.
simple life sucks
Need the hustle and bustle? Well you better hustle.
bears ate me
Yet you typed it out. That kind of like an SOS shout?
born on a raft
Beats a ditch with things that would make you itch.
pound sand up my ass
Got that a bit wrong unless you like sand going up there strong.
from the mind of me
That was it? Your mind must be full of umm spit.
goingt o the fare with parens today
Maybe you should stay home and take class. No grammar mistakes in mass.
Do I want to know? Yeah, that's a no at my show.
And the winner of this round truly is looking for something to be found. I hope it is never found though. That would make for one scary show. What is it you say? Why just look at the below on display.
moose prada hidden from my ass
Care to help them out? WTF is moose prada about? I really don't want to know. That may help moose prada grow. Catch any moose your way? Could help this person out at their bay. The cat will take a pass. Them and their moose can stay away from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.