Saturday, April 9, 2016

Round Forty Five Prove They Survive!

The cat can't let the search engine nuts get away. The a to z still lets them play. So for S they are back. Enjoy the searches from some strange nuts that find my shack. Yep, going backwards too, but not like that you never knew.

caught wearing a diaper

And why would you wear that? Please don't tell the cat.

my phone is porn

Does it make you happy? I suppose at least you aren't yappy.

trapped i'm trapped, trapped

Nice of the trapper letting you have internet. Maybe a trapped pet?

fido bought me

Did you go cheap? Hope fido isn't a creep.

marry me, pleasey

But we just met? Eww to marrying a pet.

can't grin right

Damn, that's a plight. Work on it and it will be alright.

stocks and cats

Rocks and dogs. Homes and frogs. I can do it too, random things at my zoo.

simple life sucks

Need the hustle and bustle? Well you better hustle.

bears ate me

Yet you typed it out. That kind of like an SOS shout?

born on a raft

Beats a ditch with things that would make you itch.

pound sand up my ass

Got that a bit wrong unless you like sand going up there strong.

from the mind of me

That was it? Your mind must be full of umm spit.

goingt o the fare with parens today

Maybe you should stay home and take class. No grammar mistakes in mass.

gone bathing

Do I want to know? Yeah, that's a no at my show.

And the winner of this round truly is looking for something to be found. I hope it is never found though. That would make for one scary show. What is it you say? Why just look at the below on display.

moose prada hidden from my ass

Care to help them out? WTF is moose prada about? I really don't want to know. That may help moose prada grow. Catch any moose your way? Could help this person out at their bay. The cat will take a pass. Them and their moose can stay away from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

88 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    Where's the party at?
    Are you smitten on your mat?
    Hey, it's Saturday...
    Yay!
    Such a fun day!

    Grrrrrrreat post!
    From coast to coast!

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    1. Yippeee
      For meee
      And theee
      With a #1 spree

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    2. In the place to be
      And I'll raise you a Scooby Doo!

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    3. Not a fly
      On a magpie
      Or a duck
      On a truck

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  2. Pleasey Weezy, marry me
    At least polite and up a tree
    Even though polite's the mode
    A search engine nut is still a toad

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    1. A toad on the road
      Crushed by a big load

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    2. A toad
      On the road?
      Not a fox
      In a fox?

      Hello Manzanita :)

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  3. You have some clever cats Pat,
    That's without a doubt.
    Through this A to Z or Z to A,
    Ffrom the roof tops they csrtainly shout.

    Great Post.
    Yvonne.

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  4. Round 45 prove they survive
    Funnyly they are still alive
    Can't grin right?
    Go take a flight
    Let them nuts take the dive

    Hank

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    1. Dive in a big hole
      Would be a fine goal

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  5. Round 45 prove they survive
    Funnyly they are still alive
    Can't grin right?
    Go take a flight
    Let them nuts take the dive

    Hank

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    1. Two for the price of one...
      Such fun!

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    2. Apologies! through Samsung accessed
      This double take developed excesses!

      Hank

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    3. Likes to do that
      At your mat

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    4. Sumsung makes me ill
      Like a bill
      My S6
      Is full of double tricks

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    5. Yeah, the crummy bill
      Sure gets them their fill

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  6. Lol...always funny! I'm sure you get a lot of ass searches!

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    1. Yep, that I do
      Everything from big ass to snowman ass in view

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    2. Not sure on that
      Not that I recall at our blog mat

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  7. Replies
    1. Didn't feel a thing
      There at its wing

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  8. Mmm, all I can say is have a good weekend.
    And don't let the moose get loose.

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  9. I'm more confused than ever. Going forward. Going backward. Mooses and cats. Diapers and grammar. I need a day off. Thank heavens it's Sunday tomorrow.

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    1. Enjoy the day off at your sea
      We enjoy confusing with our spree

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  10. You got me!!! Bring on round 46!!!

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  11. I am a little worried about the moose thing!

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    1. Yeah, good way to be
      Moose may flee

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  12. LOL with these searches that find you
    they always seem to get better and better
    and unbelievable that they are true!

    betty

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    1. Nuts they are
      Shake my head as I see them at my sand bar

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  13. Lol and WTH
    The devil wears moose prada?
    That's just a lotta...
    moose
    gone loose
    for one caboose.

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    1. That moose
      May make a jealous goose

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  14. Marry a pet?
    take your spouse to a vet!
    how crazy can the world get.

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  15. round 45? bit of crazy or my understanding is somewhat hazy

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    1. Crazy search engine nuts
      They must be out smelling butts

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  16. Well, the bears didn't eat me, but I did a post on them anyway. LOL

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    1. lol may get a funky search or two
      Now there at your zoo

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    1. You're telling me
      wait, you are at my sea

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  18. Need little energy to read and understand them...

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  19. Glad you managed to have one of your search engine posts!

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    1. Got one done thru next march at my sea
      Nice to be ahead as they find me

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  20. Oh, one could lost in entertainment all day long playing that game on Google. Don't know about that winner. There are scary people out there.
    Susan Says

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    1. Scary every which way
      Out there at play

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  21. Wow, sure are some nuts out here.

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  22. I say you tell them to go pound sand...or better yet turn up the crazy...haha - I just had to :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eB77iXdxl8

    Turn up the crazy,
    Dance around with a spoon.
    Turn up the crazy,
    Howl at the moon
    Turn up the crazy,
    Shedding the constricting cocoon.

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    1. Pound sand I probably did
      As they found me with such a crazy bid

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  23. This internet world has everything you could ever want, but should you have it?

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  24. Ha! There's some really unique combinations there:)

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    1. That there are
      Some must have been drunk at a bar

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  25. LOL! That was some good stuff! I came here via the bonus challenge and LOL truly Lmao! I am going to sign up for your blog via email. Happy blogging just don't ya do no floggin'!
    Best Wishes,
    Annette

    My A2Z @ Annette's Place | Follow Me On Twitter

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  26. Sometimes people can converse and be on separate planes doing so like that.

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    1. That they are indeed
      At many a feed

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  27. Moose prada... Moose Prada? Ah well, it is what it is. Search engine discoveries remind us that we're really pretty normal after all. ;)

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    1. haha a good dose of ego
      As normal we show

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  28. My best friend has a neighbor couple who love wearing diapers, but they don't care if they get caught. They sit on their porch, wearing them proudly. Very weird!

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    1. Do they need them or just wear for fun?
      Blah as out they sit in the sun

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  29. Diapers, porn
    Fido, a bear
    Moose that wear Prada
    The Cat should beware

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    1. Crazies near and far
      Sure come to my sand bar

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  30. How much you wanna make a bet that the moose Prada guy is "winning!"

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  31. Going to the fair with my parents would be some kind of hell.
    I don't think it would go very well!
    haha.

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    1. Not be a grand old time
      As it costs more than a dime

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  32. Your "search engine nuts" always leave me laughing and scratching my head. The scratching my head is their tag lines; the laughing is your witty commentary on the tag lines. Thanks for continuing to share these!

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    1. Glad they are both fun
      As many weird ones are spun

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