Thursday, April 21, 2016

The Cringer Of The Injure!

That is sure right. The cat cringes on sight. On sight of what you ask? Why the injured hiding behind a mask. Hmm, that may be taken wrong. So let's get on with the backwards a to z injury song.

Look at me.
I'm injured you see.
You have to look.
See? I broke a nail at my nook.

Oh wait! I stubbed a toe.
It is such an injury blow.
It lasted 5 minutes or so.
I need a month off though.

And look at this.
You can't miss.
I just got shot.
It hurt a whole lot.

It was from a Nerf gun.
Those things aren't fun.
They really hurt.
Blood, maybe, sorta, almost, kinda did spurt.

I need the week.
Advice I did seek.
The internet said I could wind up dead,
From a little yank of the hair on my head.

Look at that screen.
It is so serene.
That character just got shot.
They got right back up and into the plot.

Looky! Batman broke his back.
He then hanged like a rib rack.
Now he can walk once more.
That is something I must explore.

He was injured last week.
It was a serious wound from a freak.
Now they are as fine as can be.
TV characters really beat any injury.

Injuries must heal so fast.
Just ask any TV cast.
Their writers are in the know.
They must have been a doctor before joining the show.

My toe injury is bad,
I need time off at my pad.
My bullet injury is okay,
TV says so anyway.

Actually there are people who believe what they see on TV. I've heard a few think they can recover fast from a serious injury. Then we all know ones that whine away about the littlest things at play. That hang nail was so bad. Are you a whiner or TV believer at your pad? Wouldn't it be nice if one could write the injury away? It would make for a fine day. Then you have whiny crybaby sports players too. They get a little boo hoo. Then they take a season off. Their still paid millions, so why scoff? That is the end of my injury sass. I'd rather stay a non-injured little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

77 comments:

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    1. That's 5 in a row
      Just stating an info

      Hank

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    2. Good Morning Hank,

      Blue must be on the road
      or hopping around like a toad
      as the the cat did steal his shoe
      where it went no one has a clue

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    3. Got on in
      Half way to double digit win

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    4. Good morning Truedessa
      Wishing you from afar!

      Hank

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    5. Not from near?
      Lending an ear

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  2. We have 2 whiners in our house and 2 grin and bear it types. It sure makes for interesting contrast.

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    1. haha which are you
      Should I guess at my zoo?

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    2. The whiner of course! I'm also a hypochondriac. I told my husband my headstone should read, "I told you there was something wrong and it hurt like hell."

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    3. haha I would have guessed that one
      And the later with all the laundry and zit popping done

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  3. The Cringer Of The Injure!
    Likely TV hurt but on offer
    5 min. hurt to a toe
    Affected blood flow
    Pain in the heart it lingers

    Hank

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  4. Buck-up, don't cry, injuries can lie
    You got stung by a bee from the sky?
    Maybe it was on your arm
    You thought it was a lucky charm
    Busy bees making you honey
    Don't charge you extra money
    Grow clover by the ton
    For their honey making run
    A small injury in the making
    But free honey for the taking

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    1. A roundabout one
      Honey for stingy fun
      Not sure I'd take that deal
      As honey doesn't go in my meal

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  5. This was just wonderful to read and started my day off perfectly. Thanks to your cats and of course your good self.
    Yvonne.

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  6. But don't forget about their 9 lives. There is that. I've stubbed two little toes (that's all I have) and broken both. Man was I sad.

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  7. You know what they say "Don't believe everything you see on TV"

    I hope you have a good day there at your hideaway!

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    1. Believe none of it
      As it is all full of spit

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  8. I had to skim this morning. I'm having a hang nail crisis at my pad.

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    1. Awwwwww poor you
      Whatever will you do

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  9. I'm whining to beat the band. Stubbed my toe, twice and lost the nail. :) Damn bloody mess!

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    1. Ouch, that deserves a whine
      As no nail does align

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  10. It sure would be nice to be able to write off all of our problems. But then life wouldn't be the same if we didn't have problems along with the good stuff.

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    1. That is true
      Wouldn't be able to appreciate the good that came due

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  11. Funny how on TV they are shot in the head one week
    and then the next episode they are fully recovered as we speak
    wish life went that way but sadly it does not
    some tend to hold on to their sickness until they rot

    betty

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    1. That many surely do
      I guess TV would be totally depressing if that always came true

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  12. No big deal if you stub a toe and see some gore
    It's not as if you don't have nine more?

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    1. Oops, omit the question mark
      Unless you're a cat or human and it's dark
      And can't find ten
      Too bad
      Count again until you do
      Or quit stubbing your toe,
      Big klutz, you!

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    2. But then they aren't even
      So another best be leavin
      Need to balance out
      As you feel about

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  13. Batman broke his back.
    Musta stepped on a crack.
    No, that's insane.
    He just ticked off Bane.

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    1. Bane caused pain
      But got fixed with some rope and a cane

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  14. No wonder the cat's injured! It' going backward, for heaven sakes! You're closer to A than I am to Z. How can that be?

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    1. Backwards we go
      Hmm, math off a bit at your show?

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  15. ha, this just reminds me of my friend who is a total hypochondriac. After health class in 8TH GRADE she started crying saying she had AIDS. Everyone was like ... what...??! lol

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    1. lmao I know a few like that
      They really can be a bit of a umm dingbat

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  16. i am neither -I don't whine (much:)) and I go to work every day. I do know someone who can whine about every little thing and has even taken mental health days and they already missed 5 days in that month alone. I don't believe anything on TV and am always surprised how Arnie can fall from a plane, smash ont a car, get up, move his back as it he just stubbed his toe and then run to his next scene...yeah, that's all real(sigh)

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    1. Yeah, knew one like that too
      She even took stress leave as it was soo bad...which wasn't true
      Just a whiny nut
      Arnie never gets into a broken body rut

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  17. I don't pay a lot of attention to pain
    people who talk about what hurts all the time annoy me
    I'd rather talk about something else!

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    1. Yep, a better way to be
      Damn the poor pitiful me

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  18. orlin N cassie.....sew what yur sayin iz... what we saw on a lost in space epp a sodez once, wear don had hiz busted leg fixed witha VZZZZZT masheen iz knot troo; coz thiz total lee sux if thatz de case

    we iz out til monday; sew heerz two an arrowtooth eel kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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    1. Yeah, you may end up being disappointed there
      As not true, as far as we are aware

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  19. Yep, Batman breaks his back and gets better. Batgirl gets a bullet in her spine and stays crippled. Hell, Superman DIES and "gets better." Gotta love comics, and fiction in general. Shoulder injuries are always shown to be the type you can practically laugh off, but in real life? Not so much.

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    1. haha the sidekicks get the brunt of it
      The main guys walk away from every little bit
      Yep, no such luck in real life
      They will sure bring strife

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  20. An injury?
    Yay for me!
    You can be all bloody,
    Whilst I relax by my sea. =)

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  21. Ha! Our posts kind of go together today.

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    1. That they do
      as life can screw with you

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  22. It's funny 'cause little things
    Can sometimes hurt more than big ones
    I have always had weird injuries
    Makes others laugh tons

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    1. The little things can hurt more
      Especially when nerves give an encore

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  23. Yikes, we had an injure here today, Sister Kit hurt herself or something. She is okay though.

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    1. That is good she is fine
      No injuries are fun for any feline

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  24. Today I saw my son fly off of his scooter like a bad movie, he cringed but didn't cry. Later on his bff flew off of his bike, almost hit the car in his driveaway and was bleeding quite a bit from a cut on his leg that reopened and he didnt shed a tear. Tougher than tv those boys are...or at least were today. ;)

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    1. Damn, that had to hurt
      As blood did spurt
      But toughing it out
      Without even a shout

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  25. I can usually tough out an injury. Except for a paper cut. Why do those tiny cuts have to hurt so damn bad?

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    1. Yeah, those sure suck
      Sting and make me go umm fluck

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  26. Some people aren't good with pain. My husband complains because our adult children inside on shooting him with those nerf darts.

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    1. lol nerf darts are fun
      Should be shot at everyone

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  27. People used to just believe the tabloids, but now TV and social media are added sources. They're confusing especially when people distort the truth. Oh, well.

    Hope the injury gets better. :)

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    1. Yep, they can confuse
      Sure does amuse

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  28. Looky! Batman broke his back

    Bane is to blame

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  29. I visited Universal Studios recently and learned all sorts of stuff about special effects. It was educational to see all the effort that goes into making a high-intensity scene look real on screen.

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    1. Yeah, it must take a ton
      As many wires and stuff are done

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  30. right now i have a dear one in hospital
    what you say, i think, to him i must tell

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    1. Hopefully all goes well
      And there for long he won't dwell

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  31. Recovering eternally here
    From back injury fear
    Hurting the back is a pain in the neck
    Better to go without a pain speck

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    1. Yep, back pain sucks a ton
      Especially when nerves are given a run

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  32. I think couples who have been together thirty plus years comfortably whine to each other over little injuries. It's really quite funny. I just heard that Game of Thrones premiers on Sunday! Please don't be dead, John Snow!!! If he is dead, you will hear whining from me!

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    1. I doubt he is dead
      It wasn't off with his head

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  33. Haha, yeah, some days a small injury feels worse than others. I think mood can have a big impact on this. :)

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    1. Mood can help out
      From keeping one wanting to shout

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