Monday, April 25, 2016

The Feline Way On Display!

Not to be confused with that cowboy movie that had a ghostbuster riding a horse, the cats have another way of course. Did you get the reference at my sea? Or are you still hung up on my backwards a to z?


What you looking at?
 You are scary to the cat.
Look at that bed head.
Are you sure you aren't undead?


You still looking at me?
I have an itch at our sea.
I have no time for you.
I have some scratching to do.


Whoa! You look scary.
 Like something dipped in diary.
Did you come out a cow?
That could explain things somehow.


Bah, I have a toy to chew.
Go away and let it come due.
Or don't go away.
It will still happen as I play.


Come and touch a toy.
It is not a ploy. 
I want to play with you.
Maybe scratch your hand a time or two.


What? You want to lean back?
Pffft not unless you want a whack.
Go sit on the couch.
I am not a grouch.


Yep, they are all mine.
Not a sharing feline.
 So just go away.
You get nothing in which to play.


Don't step near me.
I am warning thee.
Your leg can be a scratch post.
 I'm not a gracious host.


You calling me fat?
 I'm just a stretched out cat.
Worry about your own weight.
You're the one that needs a date.


 Go bug Cass.
She's a moody lass.
You want sass?
Okay, talk to the ass.

That is the feline way. F is for felines if you didn't get that at your bay. I know it was hard to grasp for some. You were just so hung up on my bum. It is now out there for the world to see. Does my bum impress thee? I told you to go bug Cass. But nope, you'd rather see my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

89 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    Are you building on your mat?
    This on that...
    Like a rat on a bat
    Not a toad on the road
    Hey, it's Monday....
    Such a fun day!
    Who's number one at your bay?

    Grrrrrrrreat post
    From coast to coast!
    (Don't mean to boast)

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    1. Two in a row
      Look at you go
      A fun day?
      I guess one can go get pay
      Yippeeee
      For meee

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    2. In the place to be
      And I'll raise you a Scooby Dooweee!

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    3. Need a snack
      Or suffer an attack

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  2. That's quite a way!
    Quite scary at your bay

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    1. It's Blue
      It may say 7:22 bit here
      it's 4:22

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    2. A scary ass
      Can see through glass

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    3. Cat, did you know
      Manzi changed her name at her show?

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    4. Knew when she did it
      The cat has wit

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    5. You were kept in the loop
      Got the scoop!

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    6. Scoop of a different kind
      Then scooping after my behind

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  3. Orlin is so cute with all his toys
    And his narcissistic ploys
    A perfect shot of the bum
    Where all the rhyming gas comes from

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  4. The felines sure are cute.
    A butt shot to boot!

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  5. Your cats are very cute
    But I bet they are not mute.
    Do they like to meow and meow
    Like ours do, holy cow!
    Do they ever, they never keep quiet
    They create quite the riot.
    Except when they sleep
    Then you don't even hear a peep.
    Would you trade them in?
    I bet "Never" and we would win.
    They bring love and fun at our hall
    Despite the scratches, we have a ball.

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    1. Yep, never trade them in
      Even if the thought goes for a spin
      Little buggers keeping me awake
      As they meow and meow not wanting to partake lol

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  6. You cats are busy as can be
    Having a dandy time at your sea

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    1. That they are
      Until they know they have to get in the car

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    2. Hello Bijoux!
      Where's my blue suede shoe?

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  7. Feline is an art, not reduced to a rhyme. Hiss.

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    1. Reduced and repeated
      As they get greeted

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  8. What are you thinking when you look at us, cat?
    Are you wondering what on earth is that?
    You are beautiful, you know.
    And you always steal the show.

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    1. haha could be thinking a whole lot
      As they stare and think they are so hot

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  9. hi cat, good to see you
    whats your best colour, pink or blue?
    I love eating chicken, do you too?

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  10. Good to see all the kitties and they look as happy as they can be. Looks like they have plenty of toys.

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    1. That they do
      Happy with toys more than a few

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  11. Your felines are a bit spoiled and run the place
    but they seem to be having fun at the same time
    maybe we could take lessons from them
    and help to contribute to this rhyme

    betty

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    1. Humans could learn a thing or two
      But we may not get spoiled through and through

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  12. The Feline Way On Display!
    Orlin's day to come and play
    Felines galore
    Over the floor
    Freedom assured decided to stay

    Hank

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    1. Stay they will
      Got it good at our hill

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  13. Not a grouch?
    Could've fooled me.
    You appear as grouchy as can be.

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    1. Appearances can be deceiving
      Maybe I just need some relieving

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  14. Did I come out of a cow?
    Is there milk on my face?
    If so, wow!
    What an udder disgrace.

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    1. At least you can confess
      With only a yes
      When a phrase they ask
      Got Milk? in that flask

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  15. I'm afraid I'm out of my element here. My rhyming skills are non-existent.

    @Kathleen01930
    Meet My Imaginary Friends
    #AtoZchallenge

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  16. Ha! Ha!
    Nice bum shot
    Tops them all
    Love seeing felines
    At your hall

    Did you get Orlin and Cassie at the same time?

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    1. Likes to show is ass
      As does sometimes Cass
      I've got a few with them both now
      As they are stuck here together raising an eye brow

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  17. I don't suppose sharing those toys is part of the game. Just thought I'd ask.

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    1. Nope, can't share
      Against the cat's religion at his lair

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  18. If you didn't feature your felines on an F day you'd be out of the house in a flash! You and your rhyming little ass! :)

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  19. Great pics of the Felines:) Life looks good at the Pat Hut for Cassie and Orlin:)

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    1. They have it grand
      Here in our land

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  20. Cats don't care what you think. Ours always pushed her toys under the rug. I don't know why but it was annoying. Probably her point.

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    1. She knew she could annoy
      And it brought joy

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  21. This cat is showing who's in charge!

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  22. One of these days maybe I'll adopt a cat. I've never had one so I like seeing your pictures.

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    1. The pup would have a friend
      Together they'd drive you around the bend

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  23. orlin N cassie....we under stood everee werd ya rited & even if ya had rited thiz post in &*#%^&!)!)___!)_!#)# we wooda understood it....

    CATZ ROOL !!!! ♥♥♥

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    1. Yep, knew you'd get it
      Every little bit

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  24. Great versse and aawesome pictures to compliament your post.
    Yvonne.

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  25. Happy and independent. Good match.

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    1. That it is indeed
      Nice way to be at any feed

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  26. They speak their mind
    all the time.
    Even when you want it quiet
    They just don't know when to shut it.
    haha.

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    1. Nope, they let it flow
      Meowing to and fro

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  27. YIKES! Fat is a non-favorite F word!

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    1. Indeed it is not
      Then a diet for the lot

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  28. I had a feeling my earlier comment didn't take. Thought I'd check. Not sure what I said, though. Here's what I think at 8:29 p.m. Felines will do what they want for sure. We just need to get out of their way.

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    1. That we surely do
      Sure you had the same thought earlier at my zoo

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  29. Maybe I am part feline. I don't like to share my toys either.

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    1. That you could be
      With a no sharing spree

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  30. Cats are little gits with little fits!

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  31. Aw what a sweetheart. You've got a good model over there. :)

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    1. Not very accommodating though
      As he runs to and fro

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  32. So love to see The Cat
    Being so sassy at his mat
    Makes even the grayest day
    Get sunshinier at my bay

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    1. Glad we can make it shine
      From a sassy feline

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  33. I pretty much love when you post pictures of your cats, makes me want one even more! So pretty. And I didn't get the first reference, dangit! But I'm not up to speed on ghostbusters :(

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    1. haha have to get one at your sea
      The Cowboy Way was the reference used by me

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  34. You take the best photos of cats!!
    Love it when you do a cat feature.

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  35. Haha! I thought your reference was to "Ghost Riders in the Sky":
    "As the riders loped on by him he heard one call his name
    'If you wanna save your soul from hell a-ridin on our range
    Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride
    Tryin to catch the devil's herd across these endless skies.'"

    That's my contribution to rhyme today, totally lifted from the famous song which I thought might accompany that not-known-to-me movie as a sound track.

    I absolutely love your cat posts; you capture The Feline Way wonderfully!

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    1. The feline way sure gets done
      Not the movie reference run
      But good lyrics indeed
      Took seed

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