Friday, April 15, 2016

Time To Study So Grab A Buddy!

The cat will go all study with N. Hey, the cat can read at his den. I may forget it the next day but it saves room at my bay. So for the backwards a to z we have nasology for n at my sea.

Some are big.
Some are small.
Some have a wig,
From summer to fall.

Yep, they are furry.
Those kind can scare.
Make your sight blurry,
With all that hair.

All have holes,
As in two.
Maybe even moles,
Could be in view.

Some are twisted,
Broken as can be.
The condition is listed,
As someone punched thee.

Some are in your face,
Always wanting to know.
Just in case you can't embrace,
Nosey is what they are called though.

Are you studying with me?
Do you have a favorite one?
They are different than a knee,
All shapes and sizes are done.

Some work well.
Some do not,
Which can be swell,
If around you is rot.

They grace your face,
Right in the middle.
Look! You got the case,
Hey diddle diddle.

Yep, we're studying the nose.
The big and the small.
They can smell a rose,
Or cat pee down the hall.

So my nasology study is done.
I've found out a lot.
Didn't you have fun?
Nasology has now been taught.

What was that? You learned nothing from the cat? Hmph, you weren't paying attention. Now you get to go to detention. Write nasology out 1000 times on the black board. That would be quite the horde. Do they use black boards any more? Beats me at my shore. Nasology is now a complete class all thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

92 comments:

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    1. Hit and run
      Lots of fun
      Truedessa thanks
      Early morning friend!

      Hank

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    2. Drop the five
      Get out alive

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  2. I never liked brown nosers. Always got their nose up someone's arse to get what they want.

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    1. That they do
      Must be a disturbing view

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  3. Nosy people are annoying as can be
    Worry about yourself, and not what is going on with ME!

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    1. That is what all should do
      But instead in everyone else's iew

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  4. Annoying when they try to be your buddy nosing around to see what is up and then when you aren't looking they attack.

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    1. With a little stab to the back
      They sure can attack

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  5. I am of Polish fame
    So I have a big nose
    But that makes it easier
    To smell a rose

    Betty

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    1. Can smell them far and wide
      Sure taking pride

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  6. Maybe I will get this comment on the right post. Maybe I won't. I might have to study this.
    Nosy? I'm not nosy. I just like knowing things.

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    1. Knowing things is grand
      Like posting on the right post in my land

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    1. Not a happy smell
      Can cause the nose hell

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  8. nose is a serious and deserves a logy.
    for some its a matter of honour and not physiology

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    1. The honor of a nose
      Can cure any woes

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  9. Time To Study So Grab A Buddy!
    Nosing around with nasology
    And being aware
    of other's fare
    As long not a bother from anybody

    Hank

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    1. Not to bother all
      And aware at ones hall
      Can have a ball
      But better not fall

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  10. I must say your cat is very clever Pat.
    Great verse.
    Yvonne.

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  11. Big-nose Manilow and Durante too
    Take the cake in a contest noser-roo
    But that's OK, it brings them fame
    And really big bucks, ain't that a shame

    What others do ain't your beeswax
    Where they shop, it may be Sacks
    Nosey hounds should get a life
    Like Pied Piper, go play their fife

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    1. Not one beeswax indeed
      Been a while since I heard that at my feed
      And hey, it it brings dough and works
      Let the big nose show with perks

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  12. The nose knows, I suppose. Thanks for the lesson, I'm smarter I'm guessin'. And happy Friday to all at your bay!

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  13. Haha That's awesome. No surprise though, right?

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    1. Nah, none for the cat
      As he is just like that

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  14. my nose takes up space
    yes it's on my face
    but I could be on fire
    my nose is out for hire
    it's smeller is blank
    I probably have allergies to thank

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    1. Blank can be good
      No smelling nasty smells at your hood

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  15. I always found it easier to study alone.

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    1. Yeah, me too
      But likely excuse from you lol

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    2. Lol, you know me so well, Pat!

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    3. lol can't fool me
      Here at my sea

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  16. I hate to be nosey, but what prompted you to go from Z to A and paddle against the current?

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    1. Just thought what the hell
      And rang the backwards bell

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  17. Nasology isn't sweet like sugar
    Especially when you pick a booger.

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    1. That it is not
      May be more like dry rot

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  18. Nosology...looks for analogy
    why we need smell? what in it swell?
    maybe when too nosey we have an
    allergy?

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    1. That could be
      Get to nosey and become sneezy at ones sea

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  19. Nasology? There really is a study for everything.

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  20. My nose is too sensitive. I'd rather it wasn't.

    Susan Says

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    1. Mine is more the other way
      Here at my bay

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  21. You know what the say about a man with big hands?
    Big gloves.

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  22. You know what the say about a man with big hands?
    Big gloves.

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  23. I'd prefer to not look at my face too close,
    I will end up seeing much of it as gross,
    studying is best left to the books!
    I'm good on ignoring the intricacies of my looks. :)

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    1. haha ignore and stay in bliss
      Or just get Chandler to give it a kiss

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  24. Nasology seems to be such a fascinating subject.

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    1. That it seems to be
      Doubt it though at my sea

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  25. Well that was interesting. Never knew about Nasology before now. The nose on our human peep doesn't work well which is good living with all these cats.

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    1. A good thing indeed
      As many litter boxes take seed

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  26. Never heard the term nasology.

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  27. I've never heard nasology either, but as they say live and learn.

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  28. Noses, come in all sizes, shapes, and working ability. Some even incite laughter. Mine is way too large for my liking, and is good at sniffing out the rot. I wish it were smaller but then it probably wouldn't work as well. ;-)

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    1. haha large and in charge
      Can sniff out a barge

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  29. Nasology was a new one for me:)

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  30. orlin N cassie....ther be timez when we wished we had failed nasology....like when de food servizz gurl ree movez her shooz....be jezuz....N her talkz bout R "box deposits" faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    heerz two a tiger shovelnose catfish kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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    1. We'd be glad to do that too
      Pats shoes stink at our zoo

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  31. I just sat through a day long professional development that stressed barbaric ways to discipline. Writing a word, sentence or phrase 1,000 was on the list (so not kidding). bwuahahah

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    1. lmao wow, that sounds rather umm boring
      So stupid the cat would be snoring

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  32. Teacher Cat.... who would've guessed!
    Don't we all now feel, you know, blessed :p

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  33. Nasology sounds like a weird kind of biology!

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  34. Yuck. Doesn't sound good at all.

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  35. I don't think I want to study with that nasology stuff!

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  36. Nasology doesn't sound like my thing. But, you can make big bucks if you are a nose doctor. All kinds of things can go wrong with them!

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    1. Yeah, can rake in the dough
      If a nosing around you go

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  37. Noses are red, or can be blue
    Based on reception, they change their hues
    A bumpy road or a straight incline
    As long as it works; as long as it is mine. :)

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    1. A nose for one, a nose for all
      They help us out, big or small

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  38. If someone's nosiness rubs me the wrong way, I tend to stay away.

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  39. Noses can be big or small
    Some look like a huge ball.
    Some have warts and hair
    Yuck, they give me quite the scare.
    My dad's looked like a ski
    My brother's similar, as I see.
    Mine? Who knows!
    But my mom was called potato nose:)

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    1. haha they can sure make one stare
      As warts seem to glare
      potatoes are rather big
      Could dance a nosy jig

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  40. Love smelling a tasty dinner
    Litter boxes are not a winner

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    1. A win and not
      One could make a nose rot

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  41. I think they use white boards now.
    At least colored markers can show.
    On look, an eye rhyme came.
    I'm sure you thought it lame. hahaha....

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    1. haha eye rhymes work
      Once in a while a perk

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  42. Making someone write anything 1000 times is barbaric!
    No, I'd use applied nasology instead as a consequence.
    Draw a nice colorful bullseye on my BLACKboard,
    and have the recalcitrant stick his or her nose in the center
    for a good ten minutes! LOL

    Actually, my volunteer classroom grandfather did that once.
    I thought my job was lost for sure!
    Grandpa and I had to have a little chat,
    although I backed him all the way in front of the kids.
    He was quite a character!
    There was a happy ending for both of us,
    and the kiddo never crossed Grandpa again!

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    1. lol that would be a good punishment indeed
      They may not want that to come to seed

      I guess it shows it works
      Has a few perks

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