Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Verified Secure Has An Allure!


 It's time for V,
For the A to Z.
Or Z to A,
As I do it my way.

And IWSG too.
Two in one at my zoo.
Damn, I'm good.
That verified at my hood?

Beats little old me.
I'll say it came to be.
That seems to be the way,
At each and every bay.

I verified that.
Says a rat.
I verified it.
Says a twit.

That is the way.
Verified to stay.
Can't be done.
Verified outed the fun.

It's verified.
So be terrified.
Things can't change.
That sure sounds strange.

Maybe good old verified,
Needs to be clarified.
It's verified by who?
Some idiot on the loo?

Bathroom stall scratches,
Even in batches,
Aren't verified for shit.
I verified that with my spit.

Same for many a site.
Can be verified right,
But can be full of it.
Things can be posted by any nitwit.

So before verified hits you,
And you get into an insecure stew,
Know verified can be a crock,
And verified doesn't always have a one way lock.

Are you scared when things are verified for you? Do you always believe them to be true? Hell, it could be verified you will die next week, but a second opinion you could seek. Then boom, was a glitch and no verified doom. Take rules and verification with a grain of sand and tell them to pound that sand from the land. It is okay to give a little sass. That can be verified by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

96 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Being lucky again
      Position regained

      Hank

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    2. Back to the top
      Of the crop

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  2. Yes, verified by who? Experts? Math? Mass? Thirty Helens agree... (Name that show!)

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  3. It's verified, at your sea,
    That rhyming cats fill us with glee!

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    1. Works for me
      As the glee flies free

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  4. Loved the verse and it's contents, always cheers me to read your poems.
    Yvonne.

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  5. Verification can be a consternation
    If you're looking for compensation
    Lost in a world of authentication
    Dog eat dog in rebelization

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    1. Dog eat dog
      Frog eat frog
      Cat eats food
      Such a prude

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  6. Number six....
    Did you verify that?

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    1. I snore corrected
      Didn't reckon you wanted to inspect it :p

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    2. Nah, we'll agree
      With snoring thee

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    1. at least I have not seen a lot of those verify you are not a robot lately...wait let me check...

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    2. Post enough comments and you will
      It's so not a thrill

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    3. Nope, not one bit
      Can cause a fit

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  8. Indeed, verified by who?
    I read it like a song... all the beats are there along with nice rhythm.

    Visiting from A to Z Challenge
    Co-host Pam's Unconventional Alliance Team
    A Whimsical Medley
    Twinkle Eyed Traveller

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    1. Yep, verified is crap
      Glad it bat along with my rap

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  9. Verified Secure Has An Allure!
    For verification is to ensure
    Whether it is true
    To get at the few
    Who do not want to be insecure

    Hank

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    1. That they try
      As verification nuts fly

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  10. Not afraid to be verified
    have to do it myself for work
    can't just assume any old word is the right one
    if I did, that would make me look like a jerk

    betty

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    1. Good to take another look
      Get it right at ones nook

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  11. Word Veri often makes me feel drunk or underwater.

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    1. Can't they be one in the same?
      A drunk underwater claim

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  12. These days verify is a way of life
    The only way to combat hacker strife

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    1. That it can be
      As hackers run wild around thee

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  13. I never understand
    The command
    To verify words I can't read
    To prove I'm no robot indeed
    And I never get verified
    Until try three is clarified
    Then I'm not a robot, you see
    Whoopee for me.

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    1. A whooppeeee
      Comes to be
      The verify crap
      Fills the gap

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  14. you are clever as are all these responses. I'll just verify that I don't have a rhyme in me today.

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  15. Verified means that?
    So says you.
    I'll check it out...STAT
    Hmm, it's true.

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    1. Would the cat lie?
      Not on the third try

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  16. When I hear V, I think of Versace. There's no insecurity that a little Versace can't fix. hahahaha

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    1. To each their own
      Versace at the tone

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  17. Hi, ViolaFury your co-host here!
    You need to live in my 'hood,
    where things are good,
    until they're not and peeps get shot!
    We hit the ground, waitin' on that next round,
    or until the all clear, when the po-po say "verified".
    Most say "huh? We don't be knowin' no three sy-lla-ble word!"
    "Ya gots to say ALL CLEAR!"
    But dey cats doe, dey cool,
    always playin' it chill,
    don't jump to no thrill, dey be layin' still.
    I know it's all right,
    when my Mama's in tight ready for her... Ferncy Ferst?
    Thanks for a GREAT #IWSG post! ~co-Host Viola Fury aka Mary

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    1. I think I'll stray
      Here I will stay
      Coppers on patrol
      May be out for a stroll
      And if a huh came due
      They may get pelted with cat poo
      And when all is clear
      Then we'd peer
      Or maybe we'd just be confused
      By the bad grammar used

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  18. I'm doing battle with the word, verified, these days. You must have known that when you created your backwards, insecure post for today!

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    1. The cat is psychic indeed
      here at his feed

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  19. Verification is generally good. I love It's Rhyme Time. You are a master at it. Thanks for visiting IWSG.

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    1. Always fun to visit and give a rhyme a run
      As daily it is done

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  20. Loved it. Actually got what you meant. You made me snicker.
    Happy IWSG Day or/and A to Z,
    Juneta @ Writer's Gambit

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    1. Glad I didn't confuse
      And was able to amuse

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  21. Loved it. Actually got what you meant. You made me snicker.
    Happy IWSG Day or/and A to Z,
    Juneta @ Writer's Gambit

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  22. Verified is a good word. Well done with the letter V. Guess Verified isn't always true or at least some of the time, we hope it isn't true.

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    1. Yeah, sometimes it can scare
      Wouldn't want it to be there

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  23. Sometimes it's good to have something verified, other times it's just a waste of time.

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    1. Depends what it is
      With the verified biz

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  24. I am loving spring right now! Great job with the letter V. I always think of the 80s sci-fi show "V" :)

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    1. The remake can pop in too
      But that was meh at ones zoo

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  25. I think it's been verified that you like doing things your own way. Too many verification bullcrap coming up on blogs I'm visiting this month.
    Susan Says

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    1. Yep, the cat shall go his own road
      Uggg to all the dumb verified mode

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  26. orlin N cassie.....honest ta cod...we wish de newz media wood VERIFIE ther FAX.... bee for printin $h!t, just bee coz they wanna be: FURST WITH A NEWZ BRAKIN STOREE ~~~~~~~

    faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    ♥♥♥

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    1. Yeah, they are never right
      Lying for ratings day and night

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  27. After reading this, I'll never trust anything that's verified again.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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    1. Works for the cat
      Here where we are at

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  28. Yeah, sometimes verification doesn't mean much if the verifier happens to be clueless.

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    1. And when the verifee is clueless too
      You get a whole clueless crew

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  29. "I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested!" One of my favorite lines from The Big Bang Theory. Well, I am crazy. My mother had it verified. LOL It's true! Okay, so it isn't true. There you go!

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    1. lol crazy is a fine way to be
      Not tests needed at ones sea

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  30. The verifications come from all over now,
    I'm in the middle of perusing and bam, you must stop now!
    I guess it makes sense as bots run amuck.
    However, sometimes I just don't give a ... &*%$

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    1. Couldn't go for the gold
      No fluck could take hold lol

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  31. Sure verify everything just to be safe ~ I am not crazy to writing everyday ha ~

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    1. lol being far ahead
      Put it easily to bed

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  32. Verified comes up every time I have to sign for a prescription. Great poem! Keep up the great work!

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  33. I've never been verified, just mostly sortafied!

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  34. Verified is the new bona fide. It may induce pride, but it won't get you a ride. Just sayin', verified is just someone playin'.

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  35. Verified can be a good thing, unless it's those f*#&%@! captchas. Those can go straight to hell.

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  36. Being verified is wonderful, esp. with identify thefts.

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    1. Yeah, avoids that crap
      Across the map

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  37. lol at Theresa. Captchas can be a verifying nightmare if they won't go through. :)

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    1. That they are
      Annoying at any sand bar

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  38. I had trouble when I did an update on my iPad
    It kept kicking me off blogger and the web, made me frustrated and sad.
    I asked my friend what should I do
    I need to verify this at. My zoo.
    She told me try turning it off and then on
    I did this so now that hassle seems to be gone

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    1. Sometimes that is all it takes
      A difference it makes

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  39. Doing A to Z and posting for IWSG is tough. I'm glad I didn't do the Challenge this year, but next year I'll be posting for both.

    If I was doing the Challenge daily I'd be pulling my hair out because of that whole verified image thing.

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    1. Yep, that sure shows up
      Can lead to a pain in the arse hiccup

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  40. Doing A to Z and posting for IWSG is tough. I'm glad I didn't do the Challenge this year, but next year I'll be posting for both.

    If I was doing the Challenge daily I'd be pulling my hair out because of that whole verified image thing.

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  41. Word verification was the first thing that came to mind.
    Did you know you can just skip it time after time?
    It's there for you to use
    but just skip it and abuse.
    Your comment still goes through.
    My tip from me to you!

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    1. haha sorry, your tip is wrong
      When you comment too much it makes you play along

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  42. Verification is the key
    to determine who are you
    and who are me!

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    1. Need to know that
      At every blog mat

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  43. Blog verification
    Drives me to distraction
    Don't they know who I am?
    Surely not someone who will spam

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    1. Treat all the same
      Name of the game

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  44. "Damn I'm good!" It's verified that there are no insecurities at your hood!

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    1. Not a bit
      The cat don't give a umm spit

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