Saturday, May 21, 2016

A Date To Aggravate!

The cat figured he would aggravate a few today at his zoo. I mean it is so much fun. It has to be done. Don't I do that anyway? Bah, so it is just like any other day.

There is an escalation,
When dealing with aggravation.
Throw in some agitation,
And you've got the right calibration.

A Brady Bunch theme activation,
Can bring the aggravation.
Even long after cancellation,
It can be a brain infiltration.

A constant tapping dedication,
Will cause some aggravation.
Especially if one is in hibernation,
Or studying for higher education.

Some type of emulation,
Could take some figuration,
But when done with the formulation,
You could be a repeat aggravation.

Talking during meditation,
Will get you yelled at by the federation.
The federation for meditation.
Is there such an aggravation?

Upping the population,
With babies stopping relaxation,
Wailing due to separation,
Can bring about an aggravation.

Especially in aviation,
Which isn't a revelation.
Flying is always an aggravation,
As is public transportation.

Anything with sanitation,
Can cause a situation.
An unsanitary aggravation,
Will surely need ventilation.

The need for relocation,
Can become an aggravation.
The moving and navigation,
Can be quite the embarkation.

So ends my aggravation,
With a simple proclamation,
The cat will aggravate each generation,
Never to be stopped by legislation.

Anything that aggravates you? Did I hit a few? Do you want to sing the Brady Bunch tune? Could have it in your head from night to noon. It's like the song that never ends. Screaming babies drive you around bends? The cat would give them sass. Maybe a swat too from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.    

65 comments:

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    1. What's aggravating?

      Not being #1

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    2. It can be done
      With my 24 a day run

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  2. Loud music from neighbours
    Can drive me to drink
    Would hang them by their toes
    And wouldn't even blink

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    1. Torture lover are you
      Would you take a toe nail or two?

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    2. Hmmm, I think I might leave those
      But maybe take their clothes!

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    3. Then you'd see them bare
      Some may raise ones neck hair

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  3. This makes #3
    In my #1 spree!

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    1. Poor blue and hank
      Walked the plank

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  4. The tion words roll out like a ton
    Rub the gray matter for that one
    Think of all that gives aggravation
    Will only end up in total constipation

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    1. And then that would aggravate
      As Ex lax took the bait

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  5. I think you know that for me, it's people yapping on their phones in public places.

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    1. Yep, knew that one indeed
      Everywhere it takes seed

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  6. Nothing is so aggravating as doing something stupid with its outcome being disastrous and knowing it was your own stupidity from the gitgo.

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    1. Sometimes things go that way
      Stupidity can rule the day

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  7. Screaming babies - not on a plane, not on a train, and movies drive me insane.
    Actually slow drivers aggravate me. That's when I want laser beams on the hood of my car.

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    1. lol geez, don't get in your way
      Could be a road rage kinda day

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  8. What a fun rhyme rendition
    I give you a standing ovation.
    My favorite rhyme in a while
    as you hit it with style.

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    1. The tion rhymes are always fun
      To go and give a run

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  9. Noisy humans with hammers aggravate me, lots!

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    1. They sure suck
      Hit their thumbs with any luck

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  10. People that do nothing but look at their phones during lunch or dinner does aggravate me a lot.

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    1. Need to take their phone away
      And toss it in the bay

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  11. Flying doesn't aggravate me. :) People trying to put others down aggravates me. Especially when it's kids doing it to other kids in a classroom. The effects are instant and felt, and I hate it.

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    1. That is true
      Done a lot inn the kiddo crew

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  12. Not too many things aggravate me to a large extent
    But a morning without coffee is sure to get me quite bent

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    1. haha need that perk
      Or you go berserk

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  13. people who pull into a parking lot and stop. Keep moving people, keep moving. People who don't answer their phone - why should I have to hear it ring? And....oh there are so many "tions"
    and now I"m stuck with the Brady Bunch theme in my head - arrgghh

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    1. lol enjoy the story
      In all it's glory
      Always something
      Like the ring a ding

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  14. Doctors who cannot properly speak English
    Or talk so incredible fast
    Drive me up the wall
    And then work is not a blast

    Betty

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    1. Yeah, that would be annoying
      Sure wouldn't leave one enjoying

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  15. People talking during a movie gets my fecking goat and we soon stop that sharpish!

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  16. Anything can cause aggravation in the people of this nation.

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    1. That it can do
      On this earthly zoo

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  17. It aggravates me when I read a post and can't think of a comment to leave.

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    1. Can go with the tried and true
      Letting "Great Post" come due lol

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  18. Busy with aggravation at your hood?
    when it's stimulation
    or inspiration that is good.

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  19. My noisy neighbors aggravate me.

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    1. That would do it
      Hate that ummm spit

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  20. Slow traffic with rude drivers aggravates me. All rude people aggravate me. Remember Jodi Sweeting from Full House? "How rude!?!"

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    1. lol that is fun to say
      I've used it at my bay

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  21. I am aggravated by people who expect me to mind read what they think!!

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    1. Yep,those are annoying as can be
      Just spit it out at their sea

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  22. I had so much fun reading your rhyme :-) Not many things aggravate me, but today fly dove Into my coffee. It was quite aggravating!

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    1. lol that can aggravate
      Sure not first rate

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  23. Flying is aggravating?
    Now THERE'S the ticket!
    The TSA can be grating.
    They should all just stick it.

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    1. But that they do
      Stick it up many in view

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  24. Flying is aggravating?
    Now THERE'S the ticket!
    The TSA can be grating.
    They should all just stick it.

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  25. Talking during meditation
    can cause me some frustration

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  26. A Date To Aggravate!
    Not much to be said
    Fascination
    Inclination
    To be quiet and sedate

    Hank

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    1. Turn the other way
      And have a better day

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  27. Everyone gets aggrevsated to some extent but the secret is how to handle it. Loved the verse.
    Yvonne.

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    1. That it is
      With the aggravation biz

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  28. Oh, dear, is the cat "feeling the Trump"?/or is it just that it needs to go take a dump?/or did someone mischievously pinch its rump?/whatever it was, count me out, me ol' chump! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Wrote 9 months ago
      So no Trump at our show

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  29. I hate wailing kids because they are usually wailing because they didn't get their way. I hate young adults who sleep and do nothing while their parents work hard( seeing this right now..parents working outside today while their 25 yr old son lays sleeping). I hate the small fireworks that anyone can buy and let off on the street. One day a roof will catch fire. It scares my dog..I want these banned

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    1. Yeah, those should be banned
      All across the land
      And yeah, lazy asses
      Sure are out in masses

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  30. Public transportation is definitely one that grates my nerves. I don't like strangers sitting too close or breathing on me.

    I've also lost a lot of tolerance for loud kids. I hate shopping or going to the movies and hearing them talk super loud or cry.

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    1. lol yep, the germs they can spread
      That causes me dread
      Loud ones or whiny ones
      Just gives the cat the runs

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