Tuesday, May 24, 2016

An Extra Treat For A Cheat!

The cat will admit to one and all that I've cheated a time or two at my hall. Raise your hand if you are with me? What? Not a one I can see. Maybe that's because I'm not there at each and every lair. Bah, maybe not. We all cheat a lot.

Rules are great,
Rules are grand.
Take the bait,
Raise your hand.

Follow and bend,
Or bend and scoop.
They are a fine trend.
Bah, rules are poop.

Some are good.
Some are needed.
Break some you should.
Yep, that I've deeded.

But that we've done.
That we've said.
Time for fun,
Cheat to be fed.

Money on the road.
You found it today.
When in tax mode,
Whoops, it was hay.

A glance to the left,
A glance to the right.
Hey, it's not theft,
If a test answer was in sight.

Cards held out.
Cards help up.
I won't shout,
And fill my cup.

A race to home.
A race to work.
Short cut to roam,
Who'd want the work perk?

The a to z,
One big mass.
Get ahead like me,
Challenge can pass.

A little extra nudge.
A little extra seat.
With a sly smudge,
Can't beat the cheat.

Raised your hand yet? That is a safe bet. Everyone has cheated in some way. Unless one is a real goody two shoes at their bay. Nothing big like a fling in spring, but there is always a little thing. Yeah, a time or two the cat cheated in class. Don't go telling on my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

60 comments:

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    1. Happened to pass by
      It was a good try!

      Hank

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    2. In for the win
      Doing Suza in

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    3. Couldn't keep my eyes open
      One more night
      So had to give up
      The #1 fight

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    4. Hank
      The Poetry Tank
      Is number one
      Such fun!

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  2. An Extra Treat For A Cheat!
    Grand welcome way to greet
    Cheat a little
    Make it subtle
    And not to succumb to greed

    Hank

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    1. Have to watch the greed
      And cheating becoming a need

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  3. If cheating includes speeding, then I'm guilty every single day...

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    1. haha so is that cat
      But not as fast as your mat

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  4. Rules and laws, laws and rules
    Who is cheating in the schools
    Share information, is it a crime
    Makes one's life a bit sublime

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    1. That it will
      Maybe even thrill
      Or pass a bill
      And the cheating is nil

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  5. Rules were made to be broken.
    Some are silly and just a token.
    Guilty I am for sure.
    Like everyone on life's tour.

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    1. Yep, have to break
      A cheat road one must take

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  6. Yes guilty of some things above
    but try not to so much these days
    try to be honest as I can
    and from trouble stay away

    betty

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    1. A good way to be
      So trouble won't find thee

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  7. We all cheated once or twice. I don't do it often, but I'll coffess that it has been done.

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    1. Been done a time or two
      Wowweee, even by ocd you

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  8. Goody two shoes I am almost every day
    But fresh homemade cookies from my boss yesterday
    Meant one got eaten at my bay!

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    1. Eaten as a treat
      Had to make sure they were good to greet

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  9. It doesn't hurt to cheat a little bit as long as someone else doesn't get hurt in the process.

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    1. Yeah, as long as it affects no one on the other end
      Not such a bad now and then trend

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  10. I think we've all been guilty of some sort of cheating!

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    1. Yep, many a time
      Have even used a cheat rhyme

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  11. We are banned to speed up
    on the roads, while eat up...
    we are never perfect,
    cheating is expected.

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    1. That it must be
      As no perfection at any sea

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  12. I definitely cheat on my diet and on my goals,
    But sometimes my first plan is far too full of holes.
    I guess I should probably care a little more about my fails,
    but sometimes it just feels so darn good to bails.

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    1. Bailing on it can be fun
      Who cares if guilt is had when it is done

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  13. warnings potential speeding tickets used to be
    when I was young and look girly
    older now, and cheating is caught
    $100 for speeding cuz I'm not hot

    -dang it. :)

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    1. lmao damn that age
      Even gets you a speeding wage

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  14. I've never been good at the rules thing, ever!

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    1. Yeah, who needs those
      Just cause us woes

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  15. To acknowelge you have cheated....and who haven't? proves one knows they are not "Perfect" good pont raised here.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Yep, no perfection around
      Not for human, cat or hound

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  16. Not perfect but not a big cheater. I can sleep at night.

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    1. So can I
      Don't even need to keep open an eye

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  17. Yeah I may have cheated a time or too.

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  18. I found a dollar bill last week on the sidewalk. I consider that a birthday gift from my neighborhood and non-taxable.

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    1. lol what the tax man don't know
      Is fine at any show

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  19. Yup, I think that snags us all at some point.

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    1. Gets us all here and there
      Even when we aren't aware

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  20. orlin N cassie

    let de purrson who haz never cheeted... on any thing....ever....raiz ther handz.......

    we iz lookin round......still lookin ......

    ther'z one.....noe wait...him had ta scratch hiz neck !!!

    ♥♥♥

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    1. lol must have been a flea
      As no hand we too did see

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  21. Old laws on the books can be comical. I plan to get atop written for next year in addition to May posts. It's fun but who baby I get burned out

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    1. Getting them going
      Makes a way easier showing

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  22. I have not, never, ever, NO! I'm not a cheater, honest! :)

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    1. lol protest too much
      Or just a touch

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  23. rules are made to be broken
    like some law unspoken
    your rhyme is smokin"

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    1. Works for me
      Hopefully no second hand smoke came to be lol

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  24. Cheating here and there keeps things exciting. If it isn't hurting anyone, who cares?

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  25. Cheat?
    Me?
    Surely you jest
    At your sea!

    Yeah, I've cheated
    Here and there
    Who hasn't
    At their lair?

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    1. Not a one
      Done in fun
      Done in haste
      Cheaters get a taste

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  26. Cheating is fun
    whether in the shade or in the bright sun.
    Rules can be broken and, definitely, bent
    especially at the time of lent.
    So enjoy the prospect of breaking a rule or three
    as long as it keeps you away from the steel bars and you remain free.

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    1. Yep, that sure is the key
      Stay away from ending up in such a spree
      Where you don't have the key
      As least don't get caught and stay free

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  27. you can cheat only if you are a chatter
    going by the rule will otherwise be better

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    1. That it might
      Depending on the plight

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  28. I think after a while you forget that you cheated...
    everyone likes to think that they did NOT ever cheat
    so they make up their own fairy tales about their lives.

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    1. That they surely do
      I've heard a fairy tale or two

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