Wednesday, May 4, 2016

An Insecure Tire? Set It On Fire!


Did you know,
At your show,
That a did you know,
Can provide you with info?

Redundant there?
I'm well aware.
But are you?
Maybe not at your zoo.

Insecurity comes back.
It likes to attack.
It can never lack.
Away it shall hack.

But it's full of hot air.
The kind that likes to blare.
You know, like Flappy.
That nutcase can get yappy.

 Much like a tire,
It won't expire.
At least until it's played out,
With its insecure shout.

And much like a tire,
It can be set on fire.
Burn some rubber.
Maybe do it shaking like Flubber?

That may take blubber.
Avast yee land lubber?
That just popped in.
Hey, a sword can do a tire in.

So can a screw.
It gives a hole to you.
You get screwed.
Not in a fun way, how rude.

It can be changed.
Easily rearranged.
Easier than a tire too.
No car jack needed at your zoo.

So when insecurity creeps in,
Take it for a spin.
Burn some rubber.
Walk the plank with the land lubber.

Now you aren't insecure anymore, right? All thanks to my site. No need to thank the cat. I never tire where I'm at. Round and round the cat shall go. Maybe could use a few new parts at our show. But the tires still work. That is a perk. Now I'll retire to the grass where I'll roll around on my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

93 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. That being 3 in a row
      Feelings of a good show!

      Hank

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    2. Grand indeed
      As 3 takes seed

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    3. How secure do you think he'll be at #4?

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    4. Maybe more
      With an encore

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  2. An Insecure Tire? Set It On Fire!
    Face it upfront like a live-wire
    Rubber can burn
    Many have learnt
    But just overcome it do not tire!

    Hank

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    1. Don't tire like the tire
      That shall burn and expire

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  3. No more insecurity in view.
    All thanks to you!
    I'm gonna take mine for a spin.
    Come back with a big ol' grin!

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  4. Insecurity cured with Pat's handy dandy rhyming device. Now, what else can we cure?

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    1. Hmmm something that brings dough
      That would be nice for my show

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  5. I can burn some rubber! Not going to let it screw me first.

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  6. thanks for sharing, i would have to take it for spin many times

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    1. Go around and around
      And it won't be found

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  7. No easy cure at my shore!
    Too tired to care - maybe tomorrow I'll have more to share.
    No, wait, I'll be busy taking a break!

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    1. A break is fine
      Can one be busy with it though as it does align

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  8. Insecure no more
    at your shore
    with confidence you go
    rhyming away at your show
    never tire or take a break

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    1. Who needs those
      As each day the rhyme flows

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  9. If insecurity comes back
    Hang it there, upon the rack
    Pay attention to your diet
    Don't squawk and moan until you try it

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    1. Depends on what it is
      Like a pop pop fizz fizz
      That may taste bad
      But as long as it works at ones pad

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  10. I like this thought
    that it can be changed
    and even rearranged...
    finding the words sought


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    1. Just have to try
      And change can fly

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  11. Indeed. Take insecurities for a ride....then tuck and roll 'em:)

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    1. And watch them burn
      Never to return

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  12. So true to get rid of insecurity when it arrives
    by taking it for a spin and chasing it away
    then fill your mind with good thoughts
    and try to keep it that way

    betty

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    1. Can be easier said than done for some
      But sure beats dwelling and being glum

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  13. Insecure about many things I am
    But do it anyway is always my plan

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    1. Keep on a going
      Screw the insecure showing

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  14. I think we're all plagued by insecurity at one time or another.

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    1. It can creep in
      but for the cat the crazy will win

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  15. Insecurity is pretty wide spread, I think. Just have to put it aside and go on.

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  16. Aww Flappy!! You know somewhere deep inside that you miss her!! Lol lol From my own personal experience, I'll admit that insecurities do come back almost always.

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    1. lol no way what so ever
      Glad I'm through with that endeavor
      Comes back?
      Bah, who needs that flack

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  17. Luckily the tire is only flat at one end!

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    1. Could be rough
      Half flat and stuff

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  18. Can’t deny my security is in need of air.
    It’s currently flat, and I have no spare.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Get a balloon
      Blow it away to a tune

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  19. Insecurities gone flat!
    Many thanks for that Pat!
    Rub them out without a doubt.

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    1. Easy as can be
      Rub away at your sea

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  20. My tires are just fine
    the only trouble is my mind.
    It often goes 'round and 'round
    but never touches ground.
    Is that profound?

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    1. lol you can pretend it is
      With the round and round biz

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  21. Okay. I'll try the spin thing. Anything that might help!

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  22. That poem was fantastic! Loved it. And I do feel less insecure now. :)

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    1. Good the cat can help out
      And not make one scream and shout

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  23. I really got the image of insecurity hacking away at me! It does indeed.

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    1. haha a hack may get to you
      Chopped to bits at your zoo

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  24. orlin N cassie....wunder if R dizz like oh chckcn burd can bee class a fied az inn sea cure.....

    naawww...... it still tastes like $h!t N itz still a bass terd ~~~~ sea cure a tee ore knot ☺☺☺

    ♥♥♥

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    1. lol you'll never win with the bird
      It can sure be absurd

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  25. As always a wonderful verse.
    Yvonne.

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  26. Insecurity is beating the crap out of me at the moment. I'm hoping to turn this fight around, though.

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    1. Turn it around
      And bury it in the ground

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  27. I think the most important thing is to be aware we have insecurities. It's those who have zero self-awareness that bug me.

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    1. Yeah they can be holier than though
      And raise many an eyebrow

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  28. Screw insecurity!/Fight it with maturity!/Be afraid of no one/Old geezer or young one! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. A good way to be
      No matter age at ones sea

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  29. Hot air feels better than cool air, at least in the winter!

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    1. That it will
      When cold fine to get our fill

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  30. Just like that the insecurity is gone. Burning rubber at this house.

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  31. Insecure tire? Worse thing for driver
    Maybe soon we all retire/fly entirely...

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  32. Insecurity does creep in. Great advice! :)
    ~Jess

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    1. Creep in it will
      Chuck it in the landfill

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  33. What can I say?
    You always make my day.
    Send my insecurities spinning
    with your rhymes so winning!

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    1. Send them to the crapper
      Thanks to a rhyming yapper

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  34. I think we all suffer from insecurity once in a while.
    Just take those thoughts and shove them in a dog doo pile!

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    1. That is the way
      There they can stink all day

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  35. yay for no car jack needed! You've healed me!! It's a miracle!!

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  36. Take those insecurities for a spin.

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    1. Let the go round and round
      When they are found

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  37. Insecurity is a state of mind!
    Your words put my insecurity behind!
    Thank you for being so kind!

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  38. Hope you really didn't have a tire go flat.
    Because you really didn't need that!
    Pull it off yourself
    or buy some Fix A Flat off the shelf. lol...

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    1. lol been a while since I had a flat
      So thankfully haven't happened lately to the cat

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  39. Your cats are so clever.
    Cats insecure? Never.

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    1. They do what they like
      The rest take a hike

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  40. Insecurity can creep in at any time
    especially when I try to rhyme.
    I'm not as good as you
    but I still do it, even when I'm blue

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    1. Feel the flow
      And let it go
      Or let it out
      Whatever works about

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  41. Oh man, I'm insecure more than I'm not,
    Makes it hard to to fill the page a lot,
    But I figure, whatever, this isn't my job,
    sometimes I'm bound to write like a slob.

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    1. lol that is the way to be
      Just let it fly free

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  42. LOL. Have you ever set a tire on fire? Man does it smoke and smoke is black. You can see it for miles and it stinks

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    1. lol that it does
      Set one on fire just because

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  43. Walk the plank
    Sounds like a plan
    Hope for a net below
    Catch what you can

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    1. See what occurs
      Ruffle some furs

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