Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Don't You Know A Way There At Your Bay?

The cat didn't get any hate mail for once, instead I got an email from a dunce. At least they were nice enough. But their head may be filled with fluff.

Do you know how?
Come on and tell me
You just wow,
With so many books at your sea.

You must know a trick.
One that I can use.
I want sales some slick.
How can I light that fuse?

There must be a secret I don't know.
Can you share with me?
My sales aren't even so so.
Will you help for no fee?

Come and tell me now.
I know that you know.
Your sales must wow.
They can't be low.

I will be really grateful to you.
I'll be so very much.
Tell me at my zoo,
And I'll keep in touch.

Pfffft says the cat.
I hit the big delete.
Not gonna chew the fat,
With someone on repeat.

Said the same damn thing,
50 different ways.
That email ring,
Was like trying to get through a maze.

And yeah, I sell a ton.
Pfffft and I'm Santa Claus too.
But don't tell anyone.
I'll get too many letters at my zoo.

But if you really must know,
And I know you really must.
Even if now whoever you are turns into a foe,
These words you can trust.

No magic out there.
Not a single bit.
Have to work and work some more at your lair,
Anyone who says otherwise is full of shit.

Any nuts asking you for a magic trick? Do you hit delete with a click? If looking for actual advice the cat can share, but pffft to the magic crap at ones lair. The cat just had to clear that up. It was like reading an email from a pup. I'd rather get one from King Abubu saying his fortune is coming to my zoo. Now the cat shall await any sass. I always enjoy that when sent to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

71 comments:

  1. Well, what do you know...
    It's The Kitty Cat Show!
    Guess who isn't stuck on the
    Like a toad?
    Now, where's my promotion
    Not a demotion
    Hey, it's Tuesday....
    Such a fun day!

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    1. Good Morning Blue
      tell me how are you?

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    2. Did you mean road?
      Forgot that in copy and paste mode lol

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    3. Haha I guess I was still asleep
      Typing like a creep
      No cut n'paste
      Just typing with haste

      Hello True
      Blue is tired like Scooby Doo
      I might need a snack
      I'll be back

      Grrrrrrrreat post!
      From coast to coast!

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    4. A snack to perk you up
      Like that scooby pup

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  2. Plenty of nuts but there's no trick to be had
    Does that make me look bad?

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    1. Nah, a head chopped off may though
      As that is a bad show

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  3. I've had a couple ask for advice but not the magic trick. Hank even sent a guy my way and he just had a couple questions. Happy to share what I know, which really isn't much.

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    1. Yeah, not much indeed
      Can be said also at my feed

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    2. Thanks Alex.
      But you are always a source of info
      For others to get to know

      Hank

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    3. Good way to be
      At the ninja's sea

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    4. Wait... I sent a guy your way too
      And I don't mean Scooby Doo
      A student with more questions than the Goo
      He never reached your shoe?

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    5. Maybe he just couldn't say all
      As he gets sent many at his hall

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    6. That must be it
      At my blue guy pit

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  4. A secret to writing booKS so quick?? I know, I know!!! You have book writing minions, right?! Lmao

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    1. lol they are in a shoe box
      I've got them under locks

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  5. smoke and mirrors and butt in the chair
    a desire to write words, you have to care

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    1. That you do
      Or you're already through

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  6. Everyone wants the fame
    To add credence to the game
    Skip the work
    Go and shirk
    Dream in magic land
    With slight of hand
    Lazy and easy is the game they seek
    Inherit the earth, like the meek

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    1. They they try
      Then they cry
      Oh me oh my
      My laziness didn't fly

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  7. I didn't know I could send you hate mail. What a challenge!

    Don't be waiting up for the letter. I got better things to do. lol

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    1. lol a good thing at your sea
      Funny those though who waste time sending it to me

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  8. I've whined often enough
    About the "fans" who make it tough
    Fortunately love letters are not sent my way
    Except by a certain reptile at my bay

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    1. Well at least you got one
      The only who matters in any run

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  9. If there were a magic trick
    you have to be some slick
    success usually isn't quick
    no hidden answers in a click
    maybe, the ninja will give a kick

    "moral to the story build a house of brick"

    it takes hard work, but weathers the storms...

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    1. That it will
      Build on a hill
      Then avoids the floods too
      Win win times two

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    2. ha - I like that build it on a hill
      perhaps, write a story, pick up a quill

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    3. Watching out over all
      Winter through fall

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  10. The only magic trick to give them
    is that it takes time to get the work done
    and they should be spending it on writing
    instead of emailing for quick secrets of which there are none

    betty

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    1. That is exactly it
      But they want some quick shit

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  11. Don't You Know A Way There At Your Bay?
    To get fast answers while still at play
    Answers without a flaw
    Be quick on the draw
    Inquire fast to get answers without delay

    Hank

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    1. Inquire and none at all
      They don't have a ball

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  12. I guess one has to be really dedicated to write ....and succeed. Have a good day Pat.
    Yvonne.

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  13. Hard work is the total answer. No question about it. Just keep working away.

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    1. That you must do
      All the day through

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  14. All the experts, all the pros
    Don't know half what the cat knows
    The ones that know the most, are few
    They say "I know nothing," and it's true.
    Who knew?
    Me and you?
    And Alex and a few others too.

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    1. Yep, knowing nothing is the way
      Not trying to suck away another's pay

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  15. King Abdu wants to share his millions with you.

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    1. Wish he'd share already
      Keeps promising me steady

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  16. If there was a magic formula for sales, I'd certainly love to find it:)

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  17. I'm not asked for much advice. I mostly receive it, from people who don't seem to notice that I rarely ask for any.

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    1. That seems to be the way
      With some out to give it, ask or not, at many a bay

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  18. Is there a magic formula for anything?!

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    1. Not unless it's something tragic
      Or magic about magic

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  19. if someone just asks for some advice
    I don't mind as it adds some spice
    to my life but if they think I have an in
    and know the secret and won't share my win
    then they get no response from me
    it would be easier if they go as a tree.

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    1. Ask a tree
      A leaf they'll see
      Maybe three
      A math skill spree

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  20. I don't mind answering a question or two, but I've had people emailing me wanting me to walk them through setting up their entire blog, social media accounts, tips on photography and everything in between. If you can't figure it out yourself, then you really shouldn't be blogging.

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    1. Yep, that is the way I feel
      A few is okay, but not the whole ordeal

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  21. orlin N cassie....ewe shuld haz answered...in "trout"

    ~~~~~~~~~ ☺☺☺☺☺....yea let em figure out that one ....we canna even understand R selves half de time !! ♥♥♥♥

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    1. lol that would scare them away
      And you'd have a nice day

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  22. I might know a way... but it takes a lot of work, and they wouldn't want to do it.

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    1. haha yep, the easy it is
      That's all they want with their biz

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  23. I do know some secrets but I've been told they're really quite ruthless.

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    1. Ruthless for the win
      Hmm we may not be above it at our bin lol

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  24. I think you can do...
    one webinar or two
    to teach how to write
    every night,
    and then multiply
    and divide...

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    1. And bring in dough
      What do you know

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  25. I help others from time to time
    And for this I don't expect a dime
    But limits are limits so best watch out
    Greediness might make me shout

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    1. Greediness factors in
      That's when I cut them off at my bin

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  26. true, no substitute to hard work

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    1. That there is not
      Have to work a lot

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  27. Sounds like Flappy's mother
    or maybe her brother! haha.

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    1. That they may be
      Glad I no longer see she

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  28. I never get hate mail
    I guess I fly under the radar!

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    1. A fine way to be
      But hate mail is fun for me

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