Monday, May 23, 2016

Into Hell We Shall Dwell!

The cat hears this one a lot. Many think it hot to trot. Or would that be trot to hot? Maybe neither if you don't get caught. So sit for a spell or run like hell.

There is many types,
They give me gripes.
Who wants to run?
The cat doesn't find that fun.

You can run.
Run for fun.
You can jog,
Even with a dog.

I'd rather walk,
With no rock in my sock.
But who cares about that.
I'm beating around the bush where we're at.

Yeah, that one is strange too.
Who beats around a bush at their zoo?
Don't even need to go gutter.
Run like hell if that sets you aflutter.

Run like hell!
An easy sell.
Been used everywhere.
Even at my lair.

But can a place run?
Damn, that would be interesting by a ton.
Hell can run fast or slow?
Damned if I know.

Maybe run like hell is bad.
It means no running is had.
Hell can't run and neither can you.
Deal with it at your zoo.

Hell could be hot on your heels,
Literally as up your leg it feels.
Still can't run like it though.
For there is no running to and fro.

Raise a little hell.
Whoops, rang the wrong bell.
Is that like a volcano though?
You raise a little bit from down below?

And of course this assumes it's real,
Which it is most likely a fake deal.
So you are running like a place that may not exist.
Doesn't that just leave you pissed?

Do you run like hell? Can you stop and tell? The cat wonders how you run like it. That has to be some serious running shit. You can run like a, most likely, mythical place. Is it quite the pace? Some sort of going nowhere race? I could go on all day with this embrace. I guess I'll raise a little hell later on with my sass. I'm done doing it today with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Still on the go
      Double digits may show

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  2. I'd rather raise a little hell
    Than run like it
    How about "Hell's Bells"?
    An expression that's a curious bit

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    1. Bells can get rung
      As one pops a lung

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  3. I know I'm prolly going to hell, so I will come back and let ya know if it exists so you can run like hell if it's as bad as they say.

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    1. Damn, that is a win for me
      Just don't burn me on your return spree

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  4. Raise a Little Hell is a song by the Sleeze Beez.

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    1. Never heard it done by any Beez
      Trooper, I think it was, here gave it a squeeze

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  5. When I was a kid, we thought it was fun to tell people we were mad at to go to hell. I guess that would be considered politically incorrect now.

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    1. Yeah, the PC brigade would get on you
      For letting that fly free at any zoo

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  6. Into Hell We Shall Dwell!
    Not a good idea nor swell
    Had better run
    It wasn't fun
    Not stories to kiss and tell

    Hank

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    1. Not a one
      Can't be fun
      Times two
      From you

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  7. Into Hell We Shall Dwell!
    Not a good idea nor swell
    Had better run
    It wasn't fun
    Not stories to kiss and tell

    Hank

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    1. Beg your pardon
      Was sudden!

      Hank

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    2. No issue at all
      As you double up at my hall

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  8. Raising hell would be more fun than running like hell.
    Have you done both? Do tell...
    Grammar Nazi will give you hell for that first line.
    He will not think it is sublime.

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    1. lol is or are
      Bah, at my sand bar
      I've done both a time or two
      One may have caused the other to come due lol

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    2. Sense when?
      See what I did at my den?

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    3. Yeah, I caught it, smartass. :)

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    4. From little rhyming ass
      To a smart ass mass

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  9. Running may be against my will, but if it fits the bill.....

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  10. Go to hell in a hand basket
    Or maybe a pine casket
    But to tell the truth
    Either may be uncouth

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  11. Until hell freezes over
    I have heard a few times over the years
    and then of course there's the term living hell
    but going to the real one I would fear

    betty

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    1. Yeah, that would sure suck
      But one would stay warm with any luck

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  12. Never thought about it before but how do we know we're doing something like hell? This is a deep idea. Deep as hell.

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    1. Deep deep it goes
      Causing the brain woes

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  13. Hell I dunno
    I run real slow
    So I'd have to say no
    I don't run like hell
    Less I'm running for marshmallows and chocolate and graham crackers to roast
    Cuz I've been a bad girl so I'm going to be toast.

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    1. Well at least you have motivation
      To run for some umm elation

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  14. I do like to run, which is way different than having the runs!

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    1. Yeah, and way better too
      No cow pattie poo

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  15. My grandpa used to say when coming to a crosswalk with the walk/don't walk lights~ don't walk and run like hell.

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    1. Get across the way
      And not a smudge at your bay

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  16. I think every generation thinks it's headed straight to hell. Sure hope we aren't the ones who are right about it.

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    1. Yep, every one does
      Hopefully not right for another 10 or so generations with its buzz

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  17. I hate running, but if I raised some hell I would surely be running for it.

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  18. The only time I run like hell is when there's an alligator nipping at my butt. Then you should see me go!

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    1. lol damn, that came due?
      I'd run like hell too

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  19. Nope, my knee's are bad. They'll be no running for me.

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    1. Have to scare it away
      There at your bay

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  20. I've heard quite a few kids say, "That's cool as hell!"

    ...Hell never struck me as being very cool, in either sense of the word. What the hell?

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    1. Yeah, a bit strange all around
      Maybe they like hell's three headed hound

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  21. We mosey in Texas. Too hot here in summer. Thus I experience hell. Ugh

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    1. I'll stay far away
      Don't want that heat at my bay

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  22. Number one! No?
    Should I raise a little hell at your show?
    Well, maybe not today
    Grading exams at my bay :(

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    1. Could just give all A
      Then be done at your bay

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    2. haha - number one! a little late
      at the Hell gate...

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    3. I guess I was a bit slow
      At my show

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    4. That you were
      Grooming your fur?

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  23. I never run, either like hell or like slow. Learned long ago that running away from something serves no purpose. And hell isn't my destination.

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    1. Well if a bear is after you
      I'd suggest running at your zoo lol

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  24. Wish I could run like hell. Heh heh.

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  25. I like to raise a little hell
    That makes me grin at my dell
    But I don't like to run
    To me, that is no fun.
    I shall walk and enjoy the view
    Much nicer and less painful too.

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    1. Yeah, screw running at my sea
      Never was the thing for me

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  26. I do feel like I am in hell when I am running. It really isn't a very happy place to be, getting all out of breath, hot and thirsty!

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    1. Yep, that is the way
      So avoidance of it is key at my bay

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  27. Raisin' Hell?
    Wasn't that a song performed by the California fruit, of the same name?

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    1. Could have been indeed
      As they had a few take seed

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  28. Just great Pat, loved it.
    Yvonne.

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  29. orlin N cassie....de food servizz gurl canna run for $#it.... but on de other hand.....her place oh employ iz run like hell... sew may bee that countz !! ♥♥♥

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    1. That it definitely could
      Many of those crummy places in any hood

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  30. Run like hell, nope, not possible. Raise hell, oh yes, with finesse. :)

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    1. One out of two a go
      Sure isn't a bad show

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  31. hmm...Would one have to run on the Highway to Hell? I think one might want to take a really slow pace as I don't think that is a good place to dwell.

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    1. That it would not be
      As it is hot you see

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  32. I've run like hell
    From guys who smell
    From blind date craze
    Back in my dating days
    From guys with kids numbering seven
    "Cuz two was enough and far from heaven

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    1. haha damn that is a lot
      As around the rugrats did trot

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  33. I only run when I'm being chased. For me to run like hell completely depends on what is chasing me. lol

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  34. Since I have no idea how hell runs.
    I guess I'll have to pass on that one.
    I much prefer to walk anyhow.
    And that's all I'm saying for now.

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    1. Walking is a better way
      Easier on the body at the end of the day

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  35. I only run until I catch the wine bottle. Doesn't take much effort though :)

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    1. At least it gets caught
      Hopefully not a lot

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  36. I like walking and hiking. Not so much running or jogging.

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  37. Running might be fun
    if you call game 'hell'
    it can be still well.

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  38. Every time I hear "run for fun" I think of Back to the Future 3 when the men in the old west are told that people run in the future. And they go "run for fun?? what the hell kind of fun is that?" and I think they make an excellent point, lol.

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    1. lmao that they surely do
      damn the run for fun at my zoo

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  39. Run like H E Double Hockey Sticks

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    1. That makes less sense
      Like wood on a fence

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  40. I walk a lot usually but not run like hell :)

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    1. lol well a good walk
      Is fine to walk and talk

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  41. Rather than run like hell
    I will walk as fast as I can!

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