Friday, May 6, 2016

Never Too Late To Learn Feels The Burn!

The cat has heard it said and he just shakes his head. Never too late to learn you say? I think we can prove that wrong here today. Don't believe little old me? You just want and see.

Never to late to learn,
It seems to always return.
It comes back,
Like fleas to a pack.

A pack of mutts,
That are in ruts.
Did I compare you to mutts?
Oopsy, a punch to the guts?

Hey, wasn't too late there.
Did it with time to spare.
Am I too late on the too late?
Nope, 7 to go at my gate.

7 what you ask?
Now 6 with my task.
My task to fit ten.
Notice that at my den?

You do now.
And holy cow!
You learned again.
Hmm backwards at my den?

Whoops, can't prove that.
Not to be done by the cat.
We need to make it burn.
So here we take a u-turn.

Head in the fire,
You burn and expire.
Whoopsy, too late to learn fire bad.
See, proved it at my pad.

Jumping from rooftops makes you go splat.
Proved twice by the cat.
How and why?
It's because you thought you could fly.

A finger in the socket,
Sure is outdone by a pocket.
Stick it in there and you fry.
Never learned as you did die.

I could go on and on.
Never say never with your con.
The cat shall prove you wrong.
Never count out Donkey Kong.

Hmmm, just threw the last line in. Hey, it popped in at my bin. Still think it is never too late to learn after my little u-turn? The cat proved it with ease. It was quite the breeze. And you even learned too. Score for my zoo. Now I am done teaching class and off I go with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

66 comments:

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    1. Good morning Alex
      Both at 7.00 sharp
      Both are winners that's for a fact!

      Hank

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    2. One of the few times I'm actually in front of my computer around six am. Thanks for sharing the glory.

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    3. Thanks Alex
      Thanks for the company!

      Hank

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    4. Got on in
      With a company win

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  2. Well, I was just a little too late this morning...

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  3. Never Too Late To Learn Feels The Burn!
    Never say die will always get to earn
    Try to fit 10
    It'll never end
    Yes, never too late or too old to learn!

    Hank

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    1. The never endeavor
      Tries to stay clever

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  4. As you say Pat, It's never too late to learn, we learn something new everyday, Great verse.
    Yvonne.

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  5. Humans learn every day
    Don't let life get in the way
    You know it all at twenty one
    Smarter than all under the sun
    At forty five you're smarter still
    Whoopy Ding, what a thrill
    At sixty begin to have some doubts
    You're still learning with some pouts
    At eighty-six you begin to learn
    You weren't so smart at your turn

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    1. lol it takes that long?
      Damn, must do something wrong
      I guess I have a ways to go
      Who knows what I'll know

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    2. Hello Man... um... Belva!
      Just practicing your name...

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    3. Practice helps out
      With the name shout

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  6. it's never too late to learn
    I'll never be # 1 in your list
    at O-dark thirty I don't want to feel the burn
    don't nag me, or I'll be pissed

    (happy Friday, Pat!)

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    1. No nagging from a cat
      As a #1 falls flat

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  7. Never too late to learn that Donald Trump is a fool. Should be feeling the Bern

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    1. A fool in every way
      With plenty of fools helping him win the day

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  8. Actually, I think that "it's never too late to learn" is true in almost any instance. Just sayin'.

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    1. True as long as you don't die
      Then you can't live and learn as you fry

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  9. It's never to late to learn
    then you have to right to earn
    a few points for knowing something new.
    except for Trump...yup, it's true
    that idiot feels he knows all
    I have crossed my fingers that he will fall.

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    1. Fall into a ditch
      That idiot makes me twitch
      Never late as long as you live through it
      Otherwise you don't learn shit lol

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  10. If you let the learning stop
    your mind will certainly turn to slop.

    VR Barkowski

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  11. It's never too late to learn how,
    But doing is another thing.
    My old brain still absorbs stuff now,
    But the body's lost its bling.

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    1. A little doing can't get done
      Guess the brain needs its fun

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  12. "Lost its bling", indeed. The brain works sporadically, so I'm okay. Have learned more this year.

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    1. A learning year
      Is nothing to fear

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  13. It's never to late to learn something.

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    1. Unless you croak
      Then you won't learn that a bear hates your poke

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  14. For some people, it could be too late to learn. Don't think much learning goes on when you're dead.

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    1. Yep, when toast
      No learning shall boast

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  15. Im agree with that Pat : Never to late to learn but dependsvof the person.
    Someones never lever :(

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    1. Some people haven't a clue
      So yeah, not much learning comes due

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  16. orlin N cassie...therz knot gonna bee a test on thiz hole lurnin thing iz ther coz we waz eatin sum kibble while reedin at de same time & it waz two late for uz ta studdee much.....R we even makin centz.....noe....

    oh kay then; heerz two a monkeyface prickleback kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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    1. The cat gets you
      He'll give any test to a bird at your zoo

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  17. From rooftops
    I will not fly
    For if I do
    I'll surely die

    There's always lots to learn
    In this journey we call life
    If your mind remains closed
    It will cause beaucoup de strife

    Yeah... I threw in some French... we're supposed to be bilingual after all... :-)

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    1. Bilingual you say
      I got down a few
      Bonjour and swears at play
      And how to ask if i can go to the loo

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  18. True, it's never too late to learn.
    And it's not to late for Bern.
    PS #BernBabyBern

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  19. I often learn too late
    Cutting the thread too soon
    Do it over is my fate
    And I feel like a buffoon!

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    1. Well at least you know
      With a re-run go

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  20. I've managed to learn how to be late!

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    1. A fine way to be
      For any cat including we

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  21. It's never too late to learn, though I find it takes much longer to learn things in my older years than it did in my younger ones.

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    1. Yeah, brain doesn't want to go as fast
      The longer one does last

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    Good stuff! You've got some fun rhymes here.

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  23. I always find some cream eases the burn!

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    1. Got the good stuff
      When you've had enough

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  24. A finger in the socket
    Makes you fly like a rocket

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    1. To the heavens above
      Of a hell of a shove

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  25. Learning is life long!
    Never too late to teach oneself something new!

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    1. That it is not
      Unless you get sent to your death plot

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  26. I'm going to say it IS too late.
    Feel like being obstinate at this late date.
    hahaha....

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    1. lol obstinate can be more fun
      Sometimes it just has to be done

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  27. Humans jump through hoops more than cats, Pat. Just saying.

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