Thursday, May 26, 2016

Pop A Pill And Avoid The Repair Bill!

The cat sees it all the time, humans going about their pill popping chime. Look, my blood work is great, after taking a pill to inflate. Pfffft riiiight! Go off the pill and it will change over night. Nothing but a fool fooling him or herself, being lazy and ignoring the route cause at ones shelf.

Let's fix the car.
It can't go far.
But screw the bill,
Just give it a pill.

Look it still...is broken.
Damn, I want back my Mario token.
That is worth a lot.
Could give me a power up when caught.

Let's repair the house.
We have to get out the mouse.
Or would that be mice.
Trap and release to be nice.

Give the house a pill.
It will really get a thrill.
Just flush it down the loo,
And all will be shiny new.

Look it is...still rundown and mice filled.
I am less than thrilled.
My house should be fixed.
All that is wrong should be nixed.

I'll fix society with ease.
I can give them all brain freeze.
Come here and take my pill.
It will cure anything that makes you ill.

It...worked!
Up everything perked.
The mindless zombies flow.
Fluoride heads on the go.

Whoops, that's another thing.
Shhh, don't tell I gave that a ring.
Just suck back that pill,
It will cure what makes you ill.

You will lose weight.
Your ego will inflate.
You'll be fine as can be.
Just pop a pill you see.

Take care of the maintenance on your car,
Take care of it on everything near and far,
But don't take care of yourself.
Take the pill and trust the magic little white robed elf.

Humans are so backwards it isn't funny. They take the time and spend the money, going to fix up cars, houses and this and that. But meh to themselves, do what we want and pop a pill for the fat. Now some do need pills and such, but many use them as a crutch. Instead of getting off their ass, they let a pill save them in mass. So is the current social class. They get no sympathy from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

68 comments:

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    1. Good morning, True
      We both beat Blue

      Hank

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    2. Blue must be too busy marking
      Or maybe his dogs are barking

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  2. My kitchen counter looks like CVS 'cause I take so many vitamins. LOL But, I have yet to find the skinny pill. Sadly, you still have to push away from the table and move your ass.

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    1. lol yeah, the table you can't sit
      Have to move around and do shit

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  3. Pop A Pill And Avoid The Repair Bill!
    Car is perfect but allows oneself to be ill
    House is looked after
    For others we do bother
    Should not have our own self slowly killed

    Hank

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    1. Yep, look to ourself as well
      Then things will stay more swell

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  4. Eat healthy, exercise, and don't abuse your body with substances. Rather simple.

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    1. You'd think many would see such light
      Nope, few tend to bite

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  5. I take 2 pills, one for diabetes and one for thyroid issues. I'm a big girl but I'm ok with that. I won't be taking pills to get rid of my fat. lol

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    1. lol good way to be
      As such things are crap filled at any sea

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  6. Second day of a headache here
    I've taken more pills than I can count, I fear.
    Not a one has helped.
    Makes me want to yelp.
    Migraines.
    Such a pain.

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    1. Migraines suck a ton
      When my back goes kaput they do run
      Bed of nails helps for me
      Lie on that and then they do flee

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  7. Don't like to take a pill
    But sometimes it is a necessary evil
    Than to suffer in so much pain
    And cause upheaval.

    Betty

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    1. That it can be
      When pain goes on a spree

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  8. I actually take way more pills than the humans do!

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    1. lol keeps the pee wars gone
      Worth it at your lawn

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  9. I take pills for chronic pain
    But only the bare minimum to sustain
    Otherwise I could not move
    Or maintain a Suza groove

    "root cause" :-)

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    1. I was there
      Did ozone IV at my lair
      And peroxide too
      Fixed me up pretty good at my zoo

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  10. I think the cats here do take more pills than the human. Nothing wrong with a few pills but only when absolutely necessary and the right kind of pills.

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    1. Yeah, only when actually needed
      And the right ones are deeded

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  11. I take many pills on a daily basis. Supposedly, they're all helping. :)

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    1. Hey, if they help out
      And don't make any extra parts sprout

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  12. Pop a pill and find the thrill
    Eat a pickle, enjoy the dill
    House on fire, get the hose
    No pill will help, I suppose

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    1. lol nope, not one bit
      Will burn down that shit

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  13. But it's so much easier to pop a pill, Pat!

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    1. Easier isn't always better though
      But that you know

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  14. Betsy Brock and Suza have spoken for me. What can I say?

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  15. I take a pill that I hate. I know eventually the doctor will try and put me on more. I am trying to get to the point that I can do diet and some supplements without anything else.
    But, people that can change lifestyle to prevent taking meds and don't I do not understand.

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    1. Yeah, they'd rather just sit and take the shit
      Instead of lifting their finger to change a bit

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  16. Uggg my brother and his fiancé go to a natural healer and they legit carry around a suitcase filled with supplements and oils they take daily. It's crazy....and crazy expensive!

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    1. Expensive it gets in every way
      And some of it is crap at the end of the day

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  17. Say no pills/They're here to kill/Or at least to make you mellow/And get you in the mood for some yellow :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. That they sure are
      Near and mighty far

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  18. orlin N cassie

    ....ya hit thiz rite on de head.....dam, now we haza head a ache...better take a pill !! ☺☺

    we iz off line til twooz day sew heerz two a porbeagle shark kinda week oh end ♥♥♥♥

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    1. Oops, hope it helped the head
      Enjoy the weekend like it's club med

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  19. Going off the pill could change things overnight indeed. Ha!

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    1. lol that it surely could
      A hair puller in ones hood

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  20. you're so very right,
    we expect the easy result with no fight!
    love the reality check you provide,
    such wisdom after read is hard to hide

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    1. The cat can check in
      And give reality a spin

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  21. We learned it all in Alice in Wonderland

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  22. No pills for me!
    I'll ride my bike as far as I can see!

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  23. It is amazing how people abuse their bodies and then wonder why they are sick and feeling crappy. Nice piece.

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    1. Yep, they whine away
      No sympathy from me as they wonder why at their bay

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  24. Ah, Pat in the Hatt
    Pawhaps a pill-popping cat
    Humans pop pills
    Gives them thrills
    Too many pills
    And they have spills
    As they piddle at will
    From taking the piddle pill...

    Pawsitive wishes to the cat,
    Hows about that.

    Penny!

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    1. Nasty as can be
      A piddle spree
      Hopefully they hit the litter
      A diaper may make them bitter

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  25. Stopped taking pills for my autoimmune disorder 5 years ago and am so glad I did. They made me feel worse when I was taking them. Now, I stick with a diet that works for my body and exercise. It's the best medicine for me!

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    1. Yep,that is usually the best way
      Sure allows one to have a better day

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  26. Sometimes imagine that you've got the pill
    Remember how did you feel?
    All pain was gone,
    it's fake but works
    if practice one...

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    1. Fake and works
      Has short term perks
      Then comes the long
      And they aren't so strong

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  27. I take pills only when Im sick or headaches. Yes I suffer migraines too :(

    Pat what happens with this guy that always say " great post" ??

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    1. Migraines sure suck
      Avoid them with any luck

      Beats me
      At my sea

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  28. I take pills only when Im sick or headaches. Yes I suffer migraines too :(

    Pat what happens with this guy that always say " great post" ??

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  29. The red pill, or the blue pill? Whichever gets my house painted, I guess . . .

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  30. I take a pill to ease my severe pain
    it's worse when I see it rain
    but to take a pill to get rid of fat?
    there is no easy solution...and that's that.
    Eat in moderation and get off your ass
    then some pounds will melt even if it just gas

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    1. haha that they will
      But others fall for the pill run of the mill

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  31. Just suck back that pill,
    It will cure what makes you ill...
    Seems to me you're talking about pills too
    At your furry shoe

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    1. That I was
      But 9 months ago wrote this buzz

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  32. I'd like to give Donald Trump a pill
    so he would sleep through the election!

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    1. That would be nice
      Then no one would pay the price

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