Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Round Forty Six Gets In Some Licks!

The cat has a few more nuts at play as they somehow found my bay. I guess they like little old me. Hmmm, that may be bad as I attract the creepy at my sea.

myzooyap

So you make animals sounds as you yap? Trying to have a mate fall for your trap?

stir up shit sit back and watch it stink cartoon

There is a cartoon on that? Ewww says the cat.

suck my egg

No thank you. That would be more eww.

words that ryhme with "fun will be had"

Done with you lad. Run from my pad.

caught wearing a diaper

Well that won't thrill. May make one feel ill.

pat hatt cowboy

I was in the old west? Was I the best?

my line broken

So is your grammar. Do you have a stammer?

have a cat in  cat

That is neat like a treat that is neat in a treat.

a boat with a goat on the boat

Copy cat. Err umm copy dog where you are at.

vagina purring

Err ummm okay, purr away.

great big boobies

Satisfy your eight year old self? No? Damn you found my shelf.

timeofmylife

Do I look like Green Day? Nope, so take your life away.

giant litterbox poo

Did a dog use it? I don't need to know this shit.

just in time to see me fly

And crash. Hopefully you fell in soft trash.

And the winner of round forty six sure sticks to the licks. Did you guess it by my title used above? Yep, licks they seem to love.

Tongue caught in the middle of wife

Who types this crap? That is one poor chap. Can it even get stuck? Wait, pass the buck. I don't want to know. That will just bring more nuts to my show. So don't go getting your tongue stuck in a lass, and if you do, don't search out my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

77 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. On top
      Hank and Blue did flop

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    2. I was on the road
      Like a blue toad

      Suza!

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    3. Stuck you were
      Smog making eyes blur

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    4. So the only reason
      I am here first
      Is because Blue is on the road?
      Hmmm... guess I'm cursed

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    5. You can beat Blue
      The ghost did it and Hank too

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  2. Tongue caught in middle of wife
    Makes me think of the film A Christmas Story
    When Flick's tongue freezes to the pole
    Well maybe not quite the same glory :-)

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    1. ha - his wife must be as cold as ice...ok, leaving..

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    2. lmao a bit cold down there
      When the wife is bare

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  3. Lmfao at pat hatt cow boy!!!!!! You're famous!!!! And ew to the tounge. How did he type?!

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    1. Maybe he got loose
      hey, cowboy beats a moose

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    2. lol you never know
      A fat rump to show

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  4. my favorite was Pat Hatt Cowboy - well giddy up...

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    1. Be hard on the ass
      A cowboy I'd pass

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  5. Round Forty Six Gets In Some Licks!
    There're no quick fix for the slicks
    Plenty of creeps
    Working in flicks
    Never allow them to try out their tricks

    Hank

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    1. Nope, not a one
      They'd just make the cat run

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  6. Nuts again at your shore
    Crazy wazie by the score
    One has said, "My line broken"
    Ride the bus for a token
    Travel far and join the fray
    Don't return another day

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    1. Let them all find and fuss
      Then as they look they get hit by a bus

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  7. I can think of two ways his tongue would be in the middle of his wife and sure hoping it's not because she ate his tongue...

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    1. Hmm never went to that one
      But damn, a cannibal would be a worse run

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  8. Caught wearing a diaper? Sometimes you just don't want to know!

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    1. Nope, not one bit
      Some perverted umm spit

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  9. I do so love coming here, always sure of a wonderful verse.
    Yvonne.

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  10. I too am laughing myself silly
    Over Cowboy Pat, so willy nilly

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    1. That it is
      With the rootin tootin biz

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  11. Your search engine creeps take such strange leaps. Glad they still entertain, though I do wonder if they have a brain.

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    1. Probably not much of one
      As they give these a run

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  12. They keep getting more weird overtime
    Dont ever want to think of some of these things
    Just too gross and icky
    Worse thsn some bling.

    Betty

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    1. Yep, nasty to think about
      As they search on out

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  13. did he really get caught with that diaper?

    depends

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    1. Can depend on depends
      For small or big rear ends

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  14. this was an odd one, that's for sure

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    1. Odd they are
      As they find my sand bar

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  15. OMG. Where did that last one come from?

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    1. Beats me
      Don't want to know at my sea

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  16. Why not the creepy
    They be peepy
    Who get all leapy
    When they see a tipi.

    Hey it rhymes.

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    1. Could give them a thrill
      As it fits the bill

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  17. Here's another vote for Pat Hatt Cowboy as being the favorite!

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    1. Works with my name
      As it brings fame

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  18. Well, I sure don't know what to say. At least you keep trying.

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    1. They keep finding me
      With their crazy spree

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  19. Hello Patt Hatt, long time no see and now I can't recall whether its two t's!!!

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  20. I think I will hide under the bed, that's scary!

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    1. A good place to go
      When these nuts show

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  21. orlin N cassie....we dinna noe yur dad iz/waz/iz spozed ta bee.... a cowboy .....did he get ta star in any mooveez ?? ewe noe what wooda been AWESUM ...if yur dad starred in "herding cats" !!!

    ♥♥♥

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    1. Herding cats would be a hit
      We just know it

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  22. Pat Hatt cowboy at the end of each book
    that you've ever written for the kiddie nook!

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    1. Yep,that is it
      As it shows every bit

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  23. I agree, your poems are the best. A little whacky, a little strange. But definitely the best. I've been practising, but mine aren't even on the same level as yours!

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    1. Mine are just out to lunch
      As I'm crazy by a bunch

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  24. I wonder if the goat on a boat knows the lad with the diaper whose tongue is stuck inside his wife...and is her--oh gosh I can't write any more or I will need to take a shower and clean myself with javax-ick, ick ick. Well Patt Hatt Cowboy, now i must see a drawing with you on a horse, of course:)

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    1. lol ick ick ick sure would be the case
      Should you think about it at your place
      A cowboy cat is all there is
      With the book biz

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  25. Hey Pat in the Hatt
    And your crazy cat
    Lickety split
    With a bit of spit
    Mind the gash
    Stay away from the hash....

    Pawsitive wishes, your way,

    Penny, eh!

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    1. Stay away
      Better day
      Come what may
      As they say

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  26. Nuts are everywhere, I guess!
    Pat Hatt a cowboy? Yes I can picture that!

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    1. Be hard on the rump
      Going over each bump

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  27. I have to admit I haven't a clue what you're talking about.
    Think I'll sit in the corner a while and just pout.

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    1. lol just nuts who find me
      Here at my sea

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  28. These kinds of posts remind me that not everyone on the other side of the computer is running on all cylinders. ;)

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    1. They do do that
      Some brains are full of scat

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  29. These kinds of posts remind me that not everyone on the other side of the computer is running on all cylinders. ;)

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  30. Yee Haw, Cowboy! Never took Pat for a horse rider, but I guess if it landed here from the search engine it must be true!

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    1. My nether regions thank me
      For no horse riding spree

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  31. Aw Pat so many nuts in your yard :)
    But I know someones indeed sigh !
    My favorite is cowboy I think is good for you !
    About the last I prefer dont think about it.
    :) :)

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    1. lol good thing to do
      Don't think of the last view

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  32. I never get any funny searches like that.

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    1. Mine are dwindling down
      Just so far ahead at my town

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  33. if the 'pat hatt cowboy'
    then the cats are horses to
    ride on.... oy, oy!

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    1. I'd get a scratch
      Or a whole batch

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  34. hahaha, I always wonder what half of these things even mean when they search them!

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    1. Only they know
      For the best though lol

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