Saturday, May 28, 2016

The Best Yet You Can Bet!

The cat has the best post ever ready to go. What? You don't believe me at my show? Hey, everybody else says it. Like those companies that have an endless money pit.

The best iPhone yet.
It is a safe bet.
Come and upgrade now.
Until the next one will wow.

It's our best season.
It's the best for a reason.
Why upped the ante this year.
It has so much more fear.

It's the best sequel ever.
My we are so clever.
Police Academy 8 it is.
Don't you love show biz?

It's the best remake.
Hmm, I give a head shake.
Remake and best?
Yeah, those two words don't pass any test.

The best operating system yet.
Ugg says this pet.
Are we there yet?
Has the best been met?

The best car ever.
We added a new lever.
Damn, so impressive to me.
Can I pull the lever and get rid of thee?

The best book.
Yep, give it a look.
Written by washed up celebrity A.
Have a nice day.

The best restaurant anywhere.
Come and drool and stare.
Can you do all three?
Be the best like me.

The best....who cares.
Like splitting hairs.
Or is that heirs at my sea?
Beats the heck out of me.

The best iPhone yet.
It is a safe bet.
Come and upgrade now.
This one will really wow.

What else are they going to say? This phone, car, season, sequel, book is crap compared to the others at play? Can watch any press release or PR and it is all the same. Substitute the next upgrade or sequel or whatever's name. Poof! You got the same thing. Ever notice that familiar "best yet" ring? The cat sees all that comes to pass. You can't get by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

51 comments:

  1. Best yet
    Always the chant
    Deception I fear
    Is the one-up rant

    The Cat repeated
    The iPhone verse twice
    Maybe their advertising worked
    Now time to catch mice

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    1. A rant they chant
      Sure has a slant
      Times two had to be given a go
      It updates so fast you know

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    2. Ha! So very true
      Always something new

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  2. The Best Yet You Can Bet!
    You see that's what you get
    Best thing
    Everything
    Marketing ploy so don't fret

    Hank

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    1. A ploy it is
      With that marketing biz

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  3. The best yet, the best in the West
    Buy it now, put it to the test
    It will turn your eye, easy as pie
    I'm telling ya straight, would I lie?

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    1. Lie you might
      Day or night
      Then take flight
      But at least you won't bite

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  4. Ha ha .... like that.... you started off with an i phone.

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    1. Started as it goes
      From new highs to new lows

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  5. The best is yet to come...but not the material stuff, ha ~

    Have a good weekend Pat ~ Enjoy the best season, smiles ~

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    1. Yep, the material crap
      All as the same lap
      A spring fling
      Sure is the best thing

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  6. New and improved usually isn't!

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  7. Well, if it's a gadget that's really not the best, why would I want it? Like Windows 10 for instance...

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    1. I gave up on Windows 10 it took forever to download then my computer didn't work. I had
      to revert back to my old version. Windows 10 didn't withstand the test it is not the best.

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    2. Windows 10 is complete crap
      Avoiding it on my side of the map

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  8. The best is the best until better comes along
    and then best is suddenly all wrong....

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    1. Yep, wrong as can be
      Even more wrong when the next flies free

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  9. looks like Suza is best
    must never rest
    tops your comment post
    I choose to coast

    (and not be the best yet at comments)
    happy weekend, Pat

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    1. She gets the top
      But sleep my be a flop

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  10. Need to advertise the best it is
    To get us to spend our hard earned bucks
    If they didn't do it this way
    They would be out of luck.

    Betty

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    1. That they would
      Fooling people in every hood

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  11. Are you saying those advertisements aren't telling the truth? Really?

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    1. They really really may be
      I'm not telling at my sea

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  12. I don't get swayed by the best- since so many ads use the phrase. Heck- I don't even have a cell phone- so maybe I do have the best. Peace and quiet. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. Peace and quiet is sure a win
      Does noisy in

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  13. I never understood those who have to have the latest and greatest best gadget on the market. Like those nitwits that just can't wait for the latest gaming console or smart phone. It's ridiculous!

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    1. Gaming console has new games, so maybe
      But stupid smart phone is just the same crap different day at each sea

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  14. Too many bests makes for ungrateful folks. I've seen kids toss their iPads around like they were basketballs. Crazy.

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    1. Yeah, that is nuts indeed
      Those cost a lot at ones feed

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  15. My best car is 13 years old:) Grin.

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    1. As long as it still runs
      And repairs don't cost tons

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  16. The best is what works for you
    not him, not her, not them in q.

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  17. The word BEST is highly overrated.
    if so many are the best, what use are the rest?

    (Will be catching up in your blog after spending
    a few days visiting your country. Love Ottawa!)

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    1. Yep, stupid word to use
      Although at some point we all abuse
      Sounds like a grand time was had
      At the Ottawa pad

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  18. The newest one is always the best one yet. At least that's what they tell you in order to get you to buy it.

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    1. Yep, skip the new one
      Wait for the next new run

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  19. There's truth in "The Best is to come". I know through my tials and tribulations I CAN and WILL bounce back.
    Wonderful verse Pat.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Hopefully you do
      There at your zoo

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  20. Sometimes, the best isn't saying much!

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    1. Nope, not one bit
      As the best = umm shit

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  21. Police Academy: The reboot
    Would it make you hoot?

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    1. So many of those
      They already cause woes

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  22. I hate ads.....that is all:)

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    1. They suck
      As many try and make a buck

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