Thursday, May 5, 2016

The Schmuck That Quacks Like A Duck!

You have probably heard it a time or two. You could make 100K a year doing such and such at your zoo. Or some other sum that is large. It is usually shouted by the nut in charge.

You could make a ton.
100K with a yearly run.
Come and join our crew.
100K may be in view.

Pffft to you.
Whether 100, 250, or 50K at ones zoo,
You are full of crap,
With what you flap.

Sure, you could.
Not saying you would,
But you could.
Your lingo is understood.

The bum on the street corner could.
Just needs enough cans in their hood.
A garbage man could too.
Maybe finds cash thrown away from some zoo.

A thief could as well.
They may get damned to hell.
But they could steal.
Hey, it's still work to go through such an ordeal.

The lotto ticket buyer,
Could reach even higher.
Chances aren't great,
But 100K could easily be on their plate.

The inventor in his cave,
May be crazy with a rant and rave,
But he could as well.
Ringing that 100K bell.

The poor pitiful me,
With some sappy story about falling from a tree,
Can get 100K on gofundme.
Easy as can be.

A cat could make it.
Have some grumpy fit.
Boom, 100K is in hand.
Isn't life grand?

Anyone could.
Not that anyone would.
But anyone could.
So shove it at your hood.

Could you make 100K this year? That would sure bring cheer. Hey, you could. Not saying you will in your hood. But you could. Is the could understood? The cat will now go eat some grass which could cause $100 bills to come out my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

76 comments:

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    1. Being 4 in a row
      Little side-show

      Hank

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    2. Good Morning Hank
      Good Morning Pat
      Good Morning Cat
      Good Morning Blue
      but, where are you?

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    3. Times four
      On your tour
      Morning all
      At every hall

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    4. Good morning Truedessa
      Good morning Pat and the Cat
      Blue will emerge insofar
      as being up and about on his mat

      Hank

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    5. He must be on the road
      Like a toad

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  2. The Schmuck That Quacks Like A Duck!
    Reflecting on why it's such tough luck
    To secure 100k
    Get into play
    No venture no gain to get the big bucks

    Hank

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    1. Have to venture indeed
      But most are full of it at their feed

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  3. That's true! Marketers love that tactic. You COULD be part of the half percent who actually made a dime doing this or you could be part of the 99.5 percent who lost money. Lol

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    1. And the later is the one
      That will likely be given a run

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    1. Oops put, this is the wrong spot
      on my daily blog trot...

      Well, if you want to make a million there is always the bank....
      But, if you get caught behind bars will you clank...

      promises...promises....join our team
      we have the best get rich scheme....

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    2. Yeah, one could do that
      But hit the jail house welcome mat
      Avoid that and the scheme
      Better off sitting under a sun beam

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  5. 100K really isn't a huge amount. Two people can easily bring in that income a year. 100K a month - now that would be something. Unfortunately I'm neither a thief nor a sports athlete of any kind.

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    1. Yeah, two people can bring that in
      What? No world series for you to win? lol

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  6. The green stuff that folds
    An expression of old
    Who made it green
    Not Mister coffee bean
    I guess he was green before he went brown
    It all adds up for a night on the town

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    1. That it might
      Hyper all night
      With dough on the go
      Piled high, not low

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  7. It seems to be the magic number!

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    1. Magic it is
      With the double speak biz

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  8. in one year just only 100 k
    why not if only we find a way

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    1. A found way
      Would be nice at any bay

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  9. There are lots of jobs that bring in 100K a year
    If one is going to dream one should dream higher
    500K would be quite livable, I hear!

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    1. 500K would be fine by me
      Here at my sea

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  10. I'd prefer a money tree
    sprouting green bills just for me!

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    1. And just like magic there in your header
      a money tree appeared as "publish" I did enter.
      Wow...kind of freaky.
      You sure are sneaky!

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    2. haha wish it would come alive
      A few trees with a money bee hive
      Always sprouting bills
      That would bring thrills
      Funny how it showed
      As a new one did load

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  11. But does it really buy happiness? Or at least a spring fling? Well, yeah. Good one

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    1. It may buy a spring fling
      happiness? It sure helps at our wing

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  12. Could make that in a year and a bit more
    but legitimately without any type of scam
    some marketers are sleazy though and try to appeal
    and then people fall for it and get in a jam

    betty

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    1. That they surely do
      Fall for it through and through
      But the right job can pull it in
      Especially two working at ones bin

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  13. Remember what "they" say.
    If it sounds too good to be true ...

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  14. I'd rather slave away
    At my current job every day
    If I continue to scrape and save
    One day my funds will behave

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    1. That is a good way
      Then retire comfortable at your bay

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  15. Hahahah this was really interesting
    xx

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  16. I wouldn't complain about having that. People who say it isn't much obviously never lived on 20k or less a year.

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    1. Yeah, they probably didn't indeed
      As 20K a year doesn't get much at ones feed

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  17. It sure would be nice to have that much money. But I can do very nicely without it.

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    1. That we can indeed
      But would be nice at any feed

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  18. I'd settle for half of that, just for spending money...

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  19. Sad but I have had clients who fell for this and started giving them money to win a $100K and all they got was debt.

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    1. Yep, there are so many who fall for it
      Digging a deeper and deeper pit

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  20. Every comment section I now see,
    Is full of people saying you can make millions for free,
    Like you I pffffft that away,
    Lies, all lies, is what I say.

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    1. Pffft is the best way to be
      As they lie to you and me

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  21. Shine and glow,
    where you are
    and 'they' flow
    your 100K

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    1. Take it all
      Rake it in
      Have a ball
      Backwards you spin

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  22. This rings a little too close to home for me right now. Guuuuuuhhhh

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    1. Oh, that isn't good
      There at your hood

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  23. orlin N cassie....sad lee two manee fall for theez BS scheemz .....de food serviss gurl getted cheated once bak in her earl lee 20's....for sum magazeen subcript $#!t...cheated once, but never cheated sinz ~~~~~~~ ♥♥♥

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    1. Pat got cheated once too
      Never again at my zoo

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  24. I wish I could....Grin.
    I think you should do a slugging rhyme:)

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    1. A slugging rhyme?
      May drop that dime

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  25. Have some grumpy fit?
    Are you saying I'm full of it? :p
    100K sure beats a buck
    All you need is some luck
    Some?
    That sounds kinda dumb
    More like a whole lot
    Now, let's order that yaucht

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    1. And go to Bora bay
      Where we can play all day

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  26. Excellent Pat, a pleasure to read.
    Yvonne.

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  27. I would have to find a talented counterfeiter.

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    1. Or just rob the mob
      And blame it on some guy named Bob

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  28. You mean you can't get rich overnight? Damn! Then why do I keep trying. Yeah, a real fool in my pool!

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    1. Well you could get there
      Just need 1000000 to spare

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  29. I did hear that Schmuckers Jelly is pretty tasty!

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  30. You know what I think is funny. The ones on Twitter that say you can get 5000 followers and you look at their Twitter account and they only have like 15 followers

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    1. lol yep, a bunch of fake crap
      They sell at the twitter map

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  31. 100K
    Give me at my bay
    To have a say
    Each and every day

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    1. Be fine to have come due
      At any old zoo

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  32. I'd be thrilled to make 1/2 that amount this year. Ain't gonna happen, but a girl could dream.

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    1. Be nice indeed
      Half would be grand for my feed

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  33. Yeah, I'll just keep dreaming about that big payday. Something to look forward to checking off my bucket list :)

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    1. You just never know
      A pot of gold may show

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  34. Make a zillion, spend two
    Never enough money, boohoo hoo :)

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    1. Since a zillion is fake
      Either way, you'll lose or gain nothing if you partake

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