Thursday, June 23, 2016

A 2000 Day Comes To Play!

2000 is a nice round number. Seeing that allows my OCD to slumber. But 2000 what? We talked about this at my hut. It was only 6 months ago. Old minds need a refresher, I know.

The 2000's are here.
Or just 2000 plain?
Have nothing to fear,
I'll end your brain pain.

Facebook came along.
It challenged everyone.
They all sang the song,
And whined by the ton.

The dot com bubble peaked.
That is sure a shame.
Wish it still leaked,
And hadn't gotten tame.

The first iPod came to pass.
Now there is a winner.
Today they come out each ass,
Have an iPod for dinner.

SpongeBob hit the decade mark.
Did you celebrate it?
Squarepants have such bark.
Or maybe they are loaded with umm spit.

Twitter came to be.
Could tweet like a bird.
Except most tweets you see,
Are far more annoying and absurd.

Poor Pluto got the shaft.
It was demoted.
Got kicked off the raft.
Damn, shouldn't we have voted?

YouTube came to play.
Tunes can now be heard.
Along with many a display.
Some worse than a stuck turd. 

And best of all,
The crazy were proven dumb.
For with the Y2K call,
They were talking out their bum.

That's the best?
Damn, move further ahead.
For by adding this to the rest,
I've put 2000 posts to bed.

Did you guess it from the start or did you suffer a brain fart? The cat did say he had 2000 done. Really wasn't that long ago Youtube and such were given a run. Now so ingrained they are. But 2000 posts will take the fame at my sand bar. I'm now nearing 2400 just so you know. Damn, they sure appear rather slow. Or maybe I'm just mouthy with sass. That sure works fine for my 2000 posted little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

57 comments:

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    1. Continuing luck's good fortune
      It's now one dozen #1 in June!

      Hank

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    2. 12 there are
      Now at my sand bar

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  2. A 2000 Day Comes To Play!
    That's more than one can say
    It's consistency
    Prolific mastery
    A rare occurrence on any day!

    Hank

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    1. Rare it seems to be
      But sure 5000 will come to my sea

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  3. Well done! It will be a long time before I hit two thousand.

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    1. You never know
      Will get there though

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  4. 2000 on display
    congrats on the day!

    The crazy were proven dumb.
    For with the Y2K call, - haha
    time didn't stall, the world didn't fall

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    1. Nope, kept on going
      No stupid end of world showing

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  5. Congrats Pat on your wonderful achievement.
    Here's to the next 2000.
    Yvonne.

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  6. 2000 seems so long ago with Y2K and all that jazz. I remember people buying food and water and just freaking out. I must say congrats to you for reaching 2000:)

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    1. Yep, I remember too
      As away the nuts flew

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  7. I noticed your number the other day!
    So many people want to stay and play. haha.

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    1. Count it up did you?
      Go math skills at your zoo

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  8. A lotta, lotta posts
    I'd hate that many ghosts
    But posts are fun and they do please
    Better than a male striptease
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Congratulations on the way
    2000 posts are here to stay

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    1. lol yeah, that I wouldn't want to see
      Now a female one, fine by me

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  9. Congratulations on the nice round number! :)

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    1. Round with zeroes at play
      Even if more scheduled at my bay

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  10. I guessed it right away
    a great accomplishment at your bay!

    Congrats on reaching an impressive stat
    and doing it six months ago at that!

    betty

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    1. haha yep, had it done
      As I continued by post run

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  11. Congratulations, even if it's a bit belated.

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    1. A little behind
      But still able to find

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  12. hmmm, I guess we will be at 3000 before we know it. Congrats!

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    1. That we will
      As 2400 soon fit the bill

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  13. Wow, that is one large number of posts. Makes me tired to think of all that work, but good for you. Well done.

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    1. You do one each day too
      So you must have quite a few

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  14. I never thought about how the way 2000 appears,
    Would help calm an OCD mind as if it had had a few beers,
    The year does remind me fully of high school,
    A time when yes, YouTube was just starting to be cool.

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    1. Calm it it will do
      Yep, was just coming into view

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  15. Most would be shocked to see how bulky the original ipod was

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    1. They were larger than now
      Many would think wow

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  16. 2000 is a good number for many things...like money!

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    1. 2000 would be grand to have in the bank
      Keep gas going for a while in the tank

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  17. 2K put away
    do you have a fave
    or you keep rolling that way
    onward to 3K, you can rave

    that's a lot! I'm impressed

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    1. I just keep on rolling along
      Like the levels of Donkey Kong

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  18. orlin N cassie....

    conga ratz on reechin 20,000 postz...if we lived 200 yeerz we wood never make it 2... 2000 let alone 4....wait...thatz knot rite..ewe noe uz & math ~~~ any way 20,000 postz in 2016 iz way awesum !!!! ☺☺☺

    we iz offline til monday; sew heerz two a moorish idol …chek him out ! kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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    1. A stripped fish i did see
      When I went for a looksy
      20,000 would be nuts
      We'd spend all day typing and sitting on our butts

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  19. Thanks for refreshing this "old mind."
    Sharing your memories is so kind.
    Now if I could just remember what you said,
    I know it's stored somewhere in my head.

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    1. Rumbling around up there
      Sure it will come with time to spare

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  20. 2000 posts you say?/The cat's the master every day/I tip my hat to your feline/I wish all these posts were all only mine! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. The cat should sell posts to one and all
      Could make some dough at our hall lol

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  21. 2000 plus posts is a lot. Impressive!
    ~Jess

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    1. We like to impress
      That we'll confess

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  22. A lot of posts indeed, Pat. Hope you are well and enjoying the summer season.

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    1. A lot sure has come due
      Hopefully all is grand at your zoo too

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  23. Nearly 2400...Wow.
    I always thought it was rude that Pluto got the boot.

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    1. Yep, just rude
      Mickey should give them attitude

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  24. You sure do have a lot to say
    With 2000 posts now up today!

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    1. The cat is yappy
      As his lips get flappy

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  25. clincher is the last line, great

    http://ps4kids.blogspot.in/2014/05/cry-of-ghost-it-was-really-cold-and.html

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  26. Holy cow! Way to go!
    I'm right behind you, in case you didn't know!

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    1. Knew you had a ton
      As you have given many too a run

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  27. Wow, nearing 2400! That is quite a record.
    I am impressed. Most bloggers don't
    reach that number!!!

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    1. Most sure quit
      Can't get such a number hit

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  28. I guessed right away
    What 2,000 meant at your bay
    What a lot of writing
    To keep us fish biting!

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    1. Writing sure comes by the ton
      As out the rhymes run

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