Saturday, June 4, 2016

A Do Not Hot To Trot!

The cat was watching on to this and that. They must have had brains full of scat. That would sure stink. Get it? Wink, wink. Yep, a cat can wink. Now on to the missing link.

A how not to,
Should be easy for you.
Just don't do it.
Not one little bit.

Don't walk on the street,
In the summer heat,
Barefoot and nude.
That is just rude.

Don't drive on a flat.
You'll go splat.
Right into a ditch.
Then you'll bitch.

Don't paint your body to charm.
That should raise an alarm.
With wall paint that is.
You'll get hospitalized with such biz.

Don't jump from a roof.
An idiot you are with that goof.
Height won't help you fly.
You'll just go splat and die.

Don't touch a burner to see if it is hot.
That could hurt a lot.
Do you want to lose a hand?
Isn't having no brains grand?

Don't pick up a sleeping cat.
We won't chew the fat.
You may get a scratch or three.
A brand new scar for thee.

Don't switch lube for super glue.
Nothing fun will come due.
Yep, this one is true.
Saw it at the redneck's zoo.

Don't say Great Post.
Unless R at your coast.
It won't work.
So go away, jerk.

Don't sit and stare,
Full clothed or in underwear.
It isn't going to do itself.
Sorry, Santa captured every magic elf.

Any more do nots at your sea? I could go one forever with them for free. But then you'd get bored of me. Or get mad I made fun of thee. Some things humans do are strange in mass. Keep those nuts away from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

48 comments:

  1. Good morning, Cat!
    Still ruling the kitty cat mat?
    Isn't it great
    That the blue guy isn't late?
    Hey, it's Saturday Raturday
    Such a fun day on display!

    Grrrrrrrrreat post
    From coast to coast!

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    1. Got on in
      For the win
      No snoring today
      At your bay

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  2. Do nor reboot
    Have some soot
    Do not facebook
    Sit in a nook
    Do not whine
    Have some wine
    Do not snore
    Um.... let's snore some more

    Not a goat
    In a moat
    Or a duck
    On a truck
    Or a fox
    In a box
    Or a toad
    On the road

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    1. Do not snore
      You lose at your shore
      But a duck in muck
      May be in luck
      Unless hit by a truck
      Like a headlight staring buck

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  3. Loved the do not list on the street! And definitely, don't jump from roof. I was not a smart kid and used to enjoy doing that. It was not a tall building, so I was never injured....but still, I don't know what I was thinking!

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    1. I jumped from a few
      Yeah, it wasn't a smart thing to do

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  4. What ever happened to R?
    He must have gone very far.
    Will he ever come back
    Did he eat a big mac?
    Oh what ever happened to R?

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    1. R got eaten by Blue
      He wanted no more "Great Posts" to come due

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  5. A Do Not Hot To Trot!
    Will be a sorry lot
    Wear a hat
    But not that
    Have the same thoughts

    Hank

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    1. Thoughts kept in
      For the win
      Or thrown out
      If slippery trout

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  6. Thanks for putting the sparkle in Saturday Pat.
    Yvonne.

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  7. Lots of do nots in this world. Just have to be careful.

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    1. That you do
      As there are way more than a few

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  8. I usually don't listened to don't do that!

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    1. Yeah, we don't much
      Just run away and such

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  9. Don't drink and drive
    if you want to stay alive!

    betty

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  10. If you could really fly, taking off from the ground would work, wouldn't it? :)

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    1. Yep, no need to jump from upon high
      That is just tried by a dumb girl or guy

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  11. Straighten the knot in your tie, but not a knot in your shoe lace

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    1. No ones see the later
      So yep, they don't matter

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  12. Replies
    1. Unless it's 2 feet tall
      Then you won't die as you fall

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  13. Do not pick your nose in public/Sorry, but that's too toxic/You drive people away/And alone spend the rest of the day. :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. That you surely do
      With a booger pick or two

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  14. As usual, good advice from the cat:)
    Have a great weekend, Pat.

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    1. Same to you
      As the advice shines through

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  15. Yes, we're touching, jumping, driving
    hot on flat and surprisingly
    surviving...to teach others
    as we become mother&father

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    1. That we surely teach
      And then maybe we preach

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  16. Lots of advice what not to do
    today is cautionary at your zoo!

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  17. I once heard someone say it was better to be odd than boring.
    I respectfully disagree. ;)

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    1. haha depends on the odd
      As it may be a bad odd mod

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  18. Walking on hot pavement reminds me of being a kid (and always trying to make it without burning my feet). Luckily I am more sensible now (at least in this area). :)
    ~Jess

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    1. haha live and learn after a time or two
      Then sensible for some things come due

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  19. No magic elves to do my cleaning? I'm so bummed. Maybe that's why nothing gets done around my house when I'm in a fugu, lol.

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    1. lol that sure could be
      There at your sea

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  20. Do not do this
    Do not do that
    The list is long
    But not for a cat
    Or a bat
    Or things that go splat
    Or fall very flat
    I'll put on my hat
    Stop me at my mat!

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    1. On you go
      Proving with flow
      That away it can go
      Don't stub a toe

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  21. Don't make me sing
    That will nothing but bring
    All the dogs to your door.
    This will hurt your ears to the core.

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    1. lol mutts everywhere
      May ruin the lawn of any lair

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  22. Don't cut your own hair.
    Not even on a dare.
    Could leave your head bare
    and your friends running scared!

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    1. lol been bare before
      In childhood at my shore

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