Tuesday, June 7, 2016

A Gold Brick With Pay Per Click!

Today you have to click. I want to make dough some slick. Come one and all. Click everything on my wall. Did you click yet? Don't read the words of this pet. Click now or I'll give a loud meow.

Click it, Click it good.
Have you understood?
Click it all now.
Click to wow.

Look! A man has turned blue.
Click so dough will come due.
I get paid per Click.
Click it some slick.

Cats from wall to wall.
Click it at my hall.
Click it in a hurry.
Things are so furry.

Keep it real.
Click for a deal.
Get your zit popped.
Click or you'll be bopped.

Get some blabber in.
Click and spin.
Click and jump.
Click over the hump.

Rats! Click it now.
Click to wow.
Click a bunch.
Click for cat lunch?

That a fact?
Click on the act.
Click before it goes.
Click your heels and toes.

Free beer!
Click it near.
Click it strong.
Click, you ding dong.

Click for clones.
Click at tones.
Click for wannabes.
Click for fleas.

Click for mail.
Click or fail.
Click or go.
Click high and low.

Did you click? Do it, quick. I want the click. Click brick by brick. Are you click happy? Are you getting snappy? Did you click? Do it, quick. Wait, what? I don't get paid per click at my hut? Damn all of this clicking to below the grass. Go ahead and get click happy with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

66 comments:

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    1. That's 3 in a row
      Through a nice flow

      Hank

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    2. There you go
      Top of the show

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  2. You got all the tried and true ones in just one click. Now that is a mighty good trick!

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    1. Had to get in the most
      As I went a clicking at my coast

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  3. Hey, I'm click for clones!
    All I can think about is that Devo song. Whip it. Whip it good. Brings a whole new meaning...

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    1. Yep, a meaning sure does show
      Mind may sink rather low

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  4. A Gold Brick With Pay Per Click!
    And CLICK AT TONES that is slick
    Each blog to look up
    That is a good start
    Able to view blogger dudes quick

    Hank

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    1. Can get many indeed
      As the clicking takes seed

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  5. A good click trick and enough to leave smiles on faces.

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  6. Ha - Now that was some slick
    with all the click, click
    so many to choose and pick
    but, I have to get to work quick

    be back later to clickety click
    to get in on the click you have to be slick

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    1. Click to click
      Or click to pick
      Pick of the click
      Work is a umm time nick

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  7. I've been tricked a few times with the Click. Then my screen freezes and I starting doing the Freak.

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    1. Yeah, that is never fun
      Damn freezing run

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  8. So many clicks it sounds like crickets

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    1. Crickets a clicking
      To the clicks they are sticking

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  9. You got em in
    Without a sin
    It's peachy keen
    The light is green
    Click and go
    What a show

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    1. A show of click
      Brick by brick
      Click a pick
      Clickity click

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  10. There is a certain blogger who begs people in her posts to click the ads in her sidebar. Really?

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    1. That is pretty sad
      Can't get many to their pad

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    2. And I really don't have cats wall to wall
      I still have one empty hall!
      hahaha....

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    3. lol bet their is a strand of hair
      Or maybe a bit more there

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  11. Didn't do any clicks
    wouldn't that be a little sick?

    betty

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  12. Most enjoyable Pat. Loved the verse as per usual.
    Yvonne.

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  13. Well I've clicked half. I guess your clicks are my reading list between today and tomorrow. Cheers.

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  14. This is great, seeing all kinds of new blogs. Just what I needed. I haven't clicked them all yet but am coming back to finish.

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    1. Plenty there to click
      Give each a little flick

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  15. My click stick
    doesn't work well
    But a dipstick
    Is really swell.

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    1. A double dipper
      Make you umm chipper?

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  16. I went with a click.
    Well, whoopdedoo!
    Such a clever trick!
    Good for you!

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  17. Fun! I think I made it through every site......

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    1. Grand indeed
      As a clicking took seed

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  18. I want one of those bricks!

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  19. orlin N cassie

    ratz....we wanted sum ratz N clicked for ratz N blogger said...sorree doodz...page knot found ~

    ratz ~~~~ ♥♥♥

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  20. Is that what Adsense is? A pay per click thing? I never used that service on my blog. Who the hell wants to spend all day clicking away?

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    1. Yeah, that is what it is
      A clickity click biz

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  21. Click, clicked and clicked and even ended up at my on blog during one of those jaunts.

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  22. Love this one, Pat & Cat.
    I am clicking my toes and heels
    all over the place!!!
    Thank you for the click.

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    1. Click every which way
      As you can have fun with those on display

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  23. I clicked and I clicked
    I did not restrict
    My efforts to see links
    arise like the sphinx.
    I knew quite a few
    Both pink and blue . . . lol
    I got quite dizzy
    But I'm not there so I'm mizzie . . . . haha

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    1. haha hopefully no tizzy
      And the clicks didn't get fizzy
      Although with that blue
      You may need to bring a shoe

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  24. I will have to make a trip back
    When I can click away without iPone flack...

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    1. The phone can screw with the click
      Computer is more slick

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    2. Holy moly, I just went
      To every link you this week sent
      Having fun 'til I found mine
      I am woman; hear me whine!
      Free beer? Give me a break!
      Unless rootbeer, for heaven's sake!

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    3. haha whining away
      As you got all on display
      Even found you
      No free beer came due

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    4. Never will, not at my place
      Beer is for beer bellies
      Not snowflakes and lace! :)

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  25. It is amazing all the clicking that can be done and how often we click without realizing it!
    ~Jess

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    1. We sure click away
      Many times through the day

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  26. I never do click
    On this or that, it gives me a tic
    when I think of all that crap
    I know it is usually a trap.

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  27. Clicking away
    To see others at their bay
    As long as it doesn't lead to trouble
    Then I will click once... maybe double

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  28. I'm scared to click. Viruses... they make me noi-vous. :)

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    1. Yeah, they can get on the nerves
      With a few swerves

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  29. I suspect you are making fun of the 'click this' craze,
    However, I just want you to know I clicked all in case it wasn't a phase!
    A few of those links brought me to posts about cats,
    I could have guessed that coming from Pat Hatt.

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    1. haha got each and every one
      Good job on the run
      And yeah making fun of the click
      As they try and pull the trick

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