Saturday, June 25, 2016

A Little News Fly From Upon High!

Did you know much is coming due? Well now you will at my zoo. For the cat has seen headlines once more and there is plenty in store.

2019: Elvis come back from the dead.
He comes back with a bald head.
4876: animals take over.
That includes good old rover.

5483: Baseball is played in space.
That may get a funny face.
8365: Humans no longer the dominant race.
I guess many aliens Earth does embrace.

3123: Earth almost explodes due to alien attack.
I guess those aliens gave us flack.
2024: Cat saves the day.
Don't we do that anyway?

2036: Fossil fuel runs out.
That will make many shout.
6583: Skynet goes offline.
Damn, who allowed it to align?

5493: Psychic wins the lottery jackpot.
I bet it was rigged or a robot.
2136: Fleas are extinct on Earth.
Now that is a headline of worth.

2154: Alien dogs bring fleas back.
Figures the butt sniffers would be a flea ridden pack.
6590: Remakes are outlawed everywhere.
I'll be dead, what do I care?

4832: Blue's shoe is found.
Hmm long after he was around.
4343: Cooking is no longer allowed.
It draws too big of a crowd.

2138: Vegas gets sucked into a sink hole.
I guess it was a very bad roll?
3137: Self cleaning diapers are created.
Parents everywhere are elated.

7392: Earth gets hit with a giant shrink ray.
Damn, that can't be a very nice day.
2034: Rainbow with pot of gold appears.
To that I give a few cheers.

2065: Flying cars crash and halt all production.
Hey, they'd be a good population reduction.
9999: The world ends.
How it ends? That depends.

There you go. Now you are in the know. You can tell your great great great grand kids what to expect for their life. May want to tell them to arm with more than a knife. The cat will let you know if any more come to pass from my future news headline seeing little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

54 comments:

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    1. That's 13th #1 in June
      Luck's continuing

      Hank

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    2. That's 13th #1 in June
      Luck's continuing

      Hank

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    3. On a roll
      Through June's stroll

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    1. The phone likes to play
      There at your bay haha

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  3. At least we have something to look forward to MOL!

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    1. That we do
      Is cats save all at every zoo

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  4. Haha - Blue's shoe is found thank goodness now that mystery can be put to rest.

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    1. Then he'll lose the other one
      And restart the fun

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    2. haha - that he could do indeed
      give the shoe another run..

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    3. Be even on wear
      With no shoes to spare

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  5. Self-cleaning diapers, that's a boon
    Better than born with a silver spoon
    Say presto, magic, clean and mighty
    Follow long into one's whitey tiddy

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    1. haha be an invention for the ages
      Even make the history pages

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  6. No who turned on Skynet in the first place?

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    1. That we'll have to see
      I'd blame who ever creates Terminator 16 between you and me

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  7. I think the blue shoe is owned by an alien who is making a survey of where the intergalactic freeway will go. As we all know, the earth is blown up to make way for this.

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    1. Damn, now there is a thought
      That blue shoe must really be worth a lot

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  8. 2016: Shit's hit the fan!/Britain's voted to leave/Now they'll call us Peter Pan/We can do nothing but grieve.

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Yep, hit the fan indeed
      All screwed up at your feed

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  9. Vegas might just get sucked into a sink hole this weekend if the temp gets any hotter. The ground will melt and everything will fall in and it'll be bye bye Mary.

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    1. haha well that would not be grand
      Need to get out of sink hole land

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  10. A bald Elvis, I can't picture that.
    Please tell him to wear a big hat.
    The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow I'd like to see. I'd share it with others but keep a lot for me.

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    1. Yeah, I'd keep my fair share
      Maybe buy Elvis some hair

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  11. Well, most of these events I won't be around for;
    but I do look forward to seeing a bald Elvis.
    I am hoping he will still throw his scarves
    to the audience though. Ha, I did see Elvis
    perform here...one of his last concerts really.
    He was no longer svelte, but he could still
    sing. I visited Graceland once & thought I
    saw his ghost!

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    1. haha wow, Elvis's ghost
      Now there is a post
      Could it sing and dance?
      Or did it just give you a weird glance?

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  12. Baseball without gravity? President Trump said it would be yuge

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    1. Then he got blasted into space
      Killed by a friendly alien race

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  13. I like your predictions of the future
    some seem real to me
    isn't it neat though that we don't know much about it
    and see how it all comes out to be?

    betty

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    1. Yeah, neat what comes to be
      Hopefully a lot we are around to see

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  14. I'm glad I'm not going to be around for most of these predictions!

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    1. Some are scary
      Things could get hairy

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  15. A Little news Fly from high
    Expect what the future can spy
    Anything goes
    Whatever flows
    Life is fun without having to buy

    Hank

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    1. No buying needed
      With what's seeded

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  16. A Little news Fly from high
    Expect what the future can spy
    Anything goes
    Whatever flows
    Life is fun without having to buy

    Hank

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  17. A Little news Fly from high
    Expect what the future can spy
    Anything goes
    Whatever flows
    Life is fun without having to buy

    Hank

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  18. Beg your pardon
    It has a life of its own

    Hank

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  19. A good read to start my day.
    Yvonne.

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  20. it depends on what Pat can imagine or not
    but of course we will all be tied in knots

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    1. Lots go on in the head
      Awake and in bed

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  21. Maybe those are just time fractions
    that show all those weird actions. ha

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    1. haha that they could be
      Book 8 is almost done by me

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  22. Well as long as Blue's
    Lost shoe is found
    Then all else pales
    As the world spins 'round

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