Tuesday, June 14, 2016

An Expert Search From A Perch!

The cat didn't need a thing but he saw the word and a post did spring. That is all it can take. Am I an expert at posts I can make? Can do it from anything at all. Bah, screw that at my hall.

Get my expertise today.
I'm the very best.
Listen to what I say.
Forget all the rest.

I'm the go to guy.
Or go to girl.
I can't tell a lie.
Give my expertise a whirl.

Don't trust just anyone.
They aren't in the know.
I'm the best at the gun.
Come and follow my flow.

There is no more right.
No more right than me.
Day or night,
I'm where you want to be.

Be with me?
That was creepy.
Listen at your sea.
I'll make you weepy.

I've read it all.
Read by others who wrote.
Just give me a call.
They all get my vote.

I'm just in the know.
I'm in it so great.
My knowledge can't grow.
I'm an expert, mate.

Experts don't need learning.
We don't bother with that.
There is no need for u-turning.
We've learned every stat.

And those books don't lie.
And I wouldn't lie to you.
So ask me on the fly.
I'll give you an expert moo.

I'll repeat the jargon.
I'll make it sound grand.
I'll even give you a bargain,
So come, take my expert hand.

Pffft the moment you think you know it all, is the moment you set yourself up to fall. Hopefully fall into a great big ditch and leave me alone with your expert itch. Always something more to learn and do. No matter who you are at your zoo. An expert in anything at your sea? Might not want to tell  me. The cat will now go expertly pass some gas out my not so expert little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling. 

62 comments:

  1. I know it all, I am a smarty
    I get invited to every party
    My conversation is so grand
    I chatter on to beat the band
    That amounts to a pain in the butt
    Same ole, same ole, same old rut

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    2. Good Morning Belva

      Where is Blue and his party hat
      he must be sleeping like the cat
      look you beat Hank and Blue
      perhaps, he is looking for his shoe

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    3. True,
      And top of the morning (whatever that means) to you, too.
      I'm usually here, just not a game-player.
      May a great day be in store.

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    4. Got on in for the win
      Others on the road out for a spin

      Pain in the butt
      Stuck in a rut
      No sight is had
      Head up there that bad lol

      Top of the morning is a dumb one
      As that would technically be a 12 am run

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  2. Expert moo? I guess you can't teach an old cow new tricks.
    Always something new to learn.
    Always.

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    1. That there is indeed
      No matter the cow at each feed

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  3. Ha - very true the moment you think you know it all
    that expertise tower you built will suddenly fall
    then who you gonna call, who you gonna call
    ghostbusters that who...at your hall...

    haha - ok, I just had to have a good day all

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    1. haha not the reboot one
      That will just make me run

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    2. Yeah, I won't be watching the new one.

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    3. Big crap
      Better to take a nap

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  4. Well, I guess some are expert at bragging and BS!

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    1. I suppose they are
      But then they get caught or ignored at their sand bar

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  5. For a dollar twenty five, I'll let you buy, the secret, how to meet folks who will try and buy.

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    1. But I only have a buck
      I'm shit out of luck

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  6. Not an expertise here at my place
    Just do my work at a steady pace :)

    betty

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  7. Even a know-it-all with good intentions is annoying.

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    1. Yep, annoying as can be
      Pitch them in the sea

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  8. Sometimes it would be easier if I knew what I didn't know.

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    1. The brain may go for a spin
      Could do yourself in

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  9. An Expert Search From A Perch!
    Not to leave them in a lurch
    The know alls
    In for a fall
    They have their day on earth

    Hank

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    1. Fall they will
      Right down a big hill

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  10. It is so much better to not know it all. You can always Google something you don't know.

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    1. Google works grand
      To know in the land

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  11. Lol We all think we are experts at one moment or another. Although, I like to pretend I'm one as I write down some lists passing along my brilliant ideas. Hahahaha

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    1. lol a blabber expert you are indeed
      I'll roll my eyes and agree with the rest at your feed hahaha

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  12. speak louder and carry a big stick, that's expert in a nutshell

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    1. But can you swing the stick
      Will it click?

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  13. I certainly don't like a know-it-all. I'd rather play dumb that act like I know everything under the sun.

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    1. Playing dumb has its perks
      Can get rid of such jerks

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  14. I don't like a know it all and I know a few of them. I once made up an illness and said my doc said I had it and she (the know it all) had to say that her neighbor had it too. *eyeroll*

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    1. lmao that is when you know they are full of shit
      What a dimwit

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  15. orlin N cassie

    de foood serivizz gurl werks with a LOT oh peepulz who noe everee thing {BS} ther iz ta noe.. bout everee thing { N we like ta eat BURD two }

    ♥♥♥☺☺☺

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    1. That burd must taste great
      As those workers are just first, rolls eyes, rate

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  16. "Those who think they know it ALL ARE VERY annoying to those of us who do."

    Seriously, there are even more know-it-alls out there since the internet.

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    1. Yep, so very very true
      The internet has brought out more than a few

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    2. Just revisited the comments. I have no idea why "All are very" was in upper-case letters! That wasn't my intention.

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    3. Maybe you really wanted to yell
      And the keyboard was able to tell?

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  17. Ha, you definitely are the best!
    Can't argue with that.

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  18. Even if one is expert hot
    Learning should be something forever sought

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    1. That it should
      But something rarely understood

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  19. It only takes you ten minutes to become an expert of something on Faux News

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    1. I thought it was nine?
      Damn, I'm a slow feline

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  20. What is an expert moo, exactly?
    hahahaha....

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    1. lol hits the ears just right
      When taken flight

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  21. we know you are the expert

    but how many you may have hurt

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  22. Late in commenting but it was wonderful to read.
    Yvonne.

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  23. I like to make my Hubs think I know it all. He doesn't believe me though.

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    1. lol good way to be
      There at his sea

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  24. The moment you think you know it all is the moment you might as well be dead. One of the greatest joys in life is learning. I hope I'm learning right up to my last breath. Have a good one!

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    1. Yep, so does the cat
      And even learn after that

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  25. I am ill...I'm far behind! Experts sexperts...oops that's a different groove..in more ways than one

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  26. I suppose if I were ill
    I'd want an expert opinion
    But if I had to get two or three
    I'd have to send a minion

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    1. Yeah, it gets annoying
      Life you won't be enjoying

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