Monday, June 20, 2016

Another Return To Try And Learn!

The cat was napping in peace when out popped that nut that looked like he was from ancient Greece. Yep, The Beyonder had come back. I just can't get a break at my shack. The questions came and he proved he was lame.

What do they ship Styrofoam in?
A box from the junk bin.
Before there was a drawing board what did they go back to?
The manure pasture at their zoo.

How young can you die of old age?
Why don't you flip the page?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Maybe both have been done in fun.

How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
Aliens put them up by the pair.
Do bombs get made better or worse?
Either one is a curse.

Why is a man that invests your money called a broker?
Because you are better off playing poker.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
That one is a bit weird.

What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
Take a hike?
Why is minimalism such a big word?
To point out the absurd.

Why do doctors call what they do practice?
Because they are either dumb or poke you like a cactus.
Would a fly with no wings be called a walk?
Maybe you should find a fly that can talk.

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
Someone who was quick and nimble.
If you add fire to a fire would you make it better or worse?
You really need to find another in which to converse.

Why do some snow globes have summer scenes?
To make all dance around like jumping beans.
If a store is open 24 hours, why does it have locks on the doors?
Maybe for when they go to the bathroom or do chores.

Why do closed minded people always open their yaps?
Because they are idiotic chaps.
When dog food has an "improved" taste, who tests it?
Doesn't matter as they'll eat shit.

If you steal a clean slate, will it go on your record?
Not if your past is checkered.
If work is so great, how come you have to get paid to do it?
Because usually it is a bunch of bullshit.

Any answers for The Beyonder at your bay? He sure likes to have his say. The cat sent him back to where he came from. I think he was a bit glum. The future must suck if he comes here. Maybe he just wants a cheer? But he is not going to get it with any question pass that he gives to my snarky little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. 9th #1 in June
      Pretty sight of the moon

      Hank

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    2. Good Morning Hank
      the moon was glorious last night
      my eyes took in a wondrous sight

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    3. By the moon
      #9 at my sand dune

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    4. Good morning True
      Moon's in for a show!

      Hank

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    5. A moon show
      Could be dirty, you know lol

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  2. Pertinent questions with good answers! I am now so much more informed!
    That's Purrfect

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    1. Good way to be
      Informed at each sea

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  3. Great verse to read on this we and windy miserable Monday morning. Keep up the good work Pat.
    Yvonne.

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  4. Questions, questions everywhere
    Some really do produce a scare
    If you have logic in your mind
    Confusing answers you will find
    Don't ask me a question I'll tell you no lies
    What is your favorite of all the mud pies?

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    1. Mud may not be mud
      That comes down with a thud
      Think of what your hands are in
      Then give a favorite a spin

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  5. Many questions here did come due
    were you conversing with the goo
    he is always asking questions you know who
    in the place to be, says our friend Blue

    Why is a man that invests your money called a broker?
    if he is losing your money, his firm could be mediocre

    Too many questions this early for me
    let me ponder under a willow tree...

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    1. Mediocre it could be
      The Blue guy has questions to see
      The Beyonder may be an ancestor of his
      With all the question biz

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  6. Another Return To Try And Learn!
    Pretty neat searching questions
    Why he's called broker
    Gets you broke, fella!
    Yes, he gets one's fingers burnt

    Hank

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    1. haha broke he will make you
      But rich at his zoo

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  7. Who does taste the dog food, anyway?
    And if I didn't shave for a year, I still wouldn't have a beard either.

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    1. So are you a Tarzan relative at your sea?
      Dog food taster sure wouldn't want to be me

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  8. Great questions all but I've no answers at all! Although loved the one about Tarzan, makes you wonder.
    I read Murder Has A Price this weekend. Congrats on a great book! I'll post a review, ASAP!

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    1. Read it in a weekend you say?
      Thanks for any review a your bay
      Makes you wonder indeed
      No hair on him but his head takes seed

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  9. So true, why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
    No razors I'm sure in the jungle land
    But smooth as a baby's skin his face is
    a bit masculine, but rather bland

    betty

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    1. Yep, not a single hair
      I guess he is rather rare

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  10. Clearly these are questions that must be addressed. I want to know the answer to the 'Keep off the grass' sign myself. :)

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    1. haha maybe flew over with a drone
      And dropped it at the tone

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  11. you've been hanging out with the comedian Steven Wright. Why is it a building when it's built? So many questions, so few answers. And why Monday?

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    1. Needed to make your brain work
      It's a monday perk

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  12. Someone had to step on the grass to put those signs up. And, yes, why isn't Tarzan all hairy? Probably because he needs to be attractive for Jane.

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    1. Yeah, that is most likely the case
      Can't have a hairy face

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    1. May score that as a win
      With the head wrecked spin

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  14. Hopefully the have dogs taste test the new improved dog foods. I would hate to think otherwise.

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    1. Unless it is as nasty as can be
      And they barf it up on thee

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  15. The beyonder sounds like he speaks the random thoughts that enter my brain. LOL I don't speak them outloud, but they're all there and then some. Hahaha

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    1. lol I let them flow
      As in my brain they show

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  16. So my brain is officially melted. These are great. That "How young can you die of old age?" thing got me especially.

    "No, not grandma! She was only 96! Why, God, why?"

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    1. lmao poor Grandma was sooo young
      Even if she only had half a working lung

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  17. "How young can you die of old age?" Good question. I always freak when I see someone in their 30s or 40s listed as having died from "natural causes."

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    1. That usual means they have no idea what killed them in the end
      So they go with the normal natural causes trend

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  18. You've posed unanswerable questions. We need to call in the Wise Men or Women and see what they can come up with in the way of answers.

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    1. Yeah, we'll have to seek them out
      Maybe ask a singing trout

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  19. Those were all good and they made us smile!

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    1. Glad they were grand
      As they popped in at our land

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  20. Those were especially good. I really liked the one ' How did the signs Stay off the grass, get there'. Interesting. But they are all great questions.

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    1. Yeah, that must take some skill
      Maybe they threw it from a large hill

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  21. 'Why do doctors call what they do practice.' Now that's scary.

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    1. Yep, scary in every way
      When you think about it at ones bay

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    2. They call it practice as they don't know what the hell they are doing. To this I can be a witness.

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    3. So can the cat
      Where we are at

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  22. orlin N cassie...GRATE questhshunz bye de BEYONDER...we iz "thinkin" now....

    we iz all sew crackin up at de dawg food questshunz....we can see it now

    bulldog ta shepherd: thiz meatballz in gravee sure tastez grate....must bee new & improoved

    shepherd ta bulldog: it IZ...now, who'z gonna tell em...ewe....ore me

    bulldog ta shepherd; letz both tell em, coz like who ever hurd a dawg talk in de furst place ta SAY....tastes grate...thanx humanz !!!

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    1. Thanks for making me smile.
      I've been grinning for quite a while.
      Grins are better than frowns.
      Unless one looks like a clown.

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    2. lol that would sure go over well
      As humans go what the hell
      Then they'd nod and agree
      Pretending new and improved came to be

      That grins surely are
      Beat frowns by far

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  23. Too many truisms today. English is a funny confusing language.

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    1. That it really is
      Confusing with the English biz

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  24. The grass always seems greener on the other side. Even The Beyonder is clearly not immune to that analogy.

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    1. Nope, he sure got that in
      With his spin

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  25. Almost like knock knock jokes.
    Laugh so hard they make you choke. lol.

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    1. lol depends on who's knocking
      Some are less than shocking

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  26. Clever, clever. Well done.

    Go to: http://www.almanac.com/content/first-day-summer-2016-summer-solstice The summer solstice AND the full moon coincide. It will be streaming live!

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  27. Ha ha ha, lawyers do it too
    They practice law at their zoo!

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    1. haha that is true
      Both without a clue

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  28. I think Tarzan was seeing the same Dr's as Caitlyn Jenner. What does natural causes mean any way? I have seen that with people who died when they were 90 but also when they were 40. How can they die of natural causes when they are only 40?

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    1. Yep, just lazy doctors using it
      When they don't know shit

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  29. Certainly made me think about some popular phrases. :)
    ~Jess

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  30. These were fun
    To muse upon
    Made me ponder
    On the great Beyonder

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  31. So much to ask in life, right? Wise words, life lessons.

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  32. it's hard hitting
    but likes to be hit hard

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  33. Um... I now can't stop thinking about this question: If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

    Lol, I don't know the answer!

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    1. lmao could go either way
      Depends on which you first say

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  34. Good questions. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard. I don't think he has chest hair in the new film either.

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    1. A hairless ape
      At least there's no cape

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  35. A snow globe with a summer scene
    now THAT is just mean, mean, mean!

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  36. Questions, questions everywhere
    no answers...so buyer beware.

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