The cat was napping in peace when out popped that nut that looked like he was from ancient Greece. Yep, The Beyonder had come back. I just can't get a break at my shack. The questions came and he proved he was lame.
What do they ship Styrofoam in?
A box from the junk bin.
Before there was a drawing board what did they go back to?
The manure pasture at their zoo.
How young can you die of old age?
Why don't you flip the page?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Maybe both have been done in fun.
How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
Aliens put them up by the pair.
Do bombs get made better or worse?
Either one is a curse.
Why is a man that invests your money called a broker?
Because you are better off playing poker.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
That one is a bit weird.
What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
Take a hike?
Why is minimalism such a big word?
To point out the absurd.
Why do doctors call what they do practice?
Because they are either dumb or poke you like a cactus.
Would a fly with no wings be called a walk?
Maybe you should find a fly that can talk.
Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
Someone who was quick and nimble.
If you add fire to a fire would you make it better or worse?
You really need to find another in which to converse.
Why do some snow globes have summer scenes?
To make all dance around like jumping beans.
If a store is open 24 hours, why does it have locks on the doors?
Maybe for when they go to the bathroom or do chores.
Why do closed minded people always open their yaps?
Because they are idiotic chaps.
When dog food has an "improved" taste, who tests it?
Doesn't matter as they'll eat shit.
If you steal a clean slate, will it go on your record?
Not if your past is checkered.
If work is so great, how come you have to get paid to do it?
Because usually it is a bunch of bullshit.
Any answers for The Beyonder at your bay? He sure likes to have his say. The cat sent him back to where he came from. I think he was a bit glum. The future must suck if he comes here. Maybe he just wants a cheer? But he is not going to get it with any question pass that he gives to my snarky little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.