Get your hole digging ready.
You may need to dig steady.
Hopefully 20 years is does not take you,
Give or take a few.
Alcatraz Hotel is the place for you.
There you can have no view.
You get thrown in the slammer.
No need to even throw down the hammer.
Has 56 rooms.
Even for brides and grooms.
There you can play,
In a cell all day.
It was a German prison that was fixed up.
You may need your own water cup.
Nah, they'll pass you that.
Along with some food where you're at.
But through a slot in the door.
Hopefully it doesn't fall to the floor.
That would be bad.
5 second rule is still had.
You get barred windows,
For those crack shows.
They have a curtain though,
Just so you know.
You also get a loo,
But it's out there to view.
Right in the corner of the room.
So bad gas may loom.
Has a conference center as well.
That is just swell.
Can hold a whole group.
Bring a whole travel troop.
Open 24hrs as well.
So you can ring a bell,
Poof, the guards will be there.
Helping you out at their lair.
Ready to visit today?
Alcatraz Hotel actually looks like an interesting stay.
A cushy prison for one and all.
It even has an elevator down the hall.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.