Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Don't Sweat It, Not One Bit!


 Insecurity can come,
Like a fart out the bum.
It just happens to some.
Like my analogy, chum?

But then you get worse,
And maybe even curse.
Why is that?
Follow the cat.

Because it is summer.
The sun isn't a bummer,
But the heat may be.
Are you following me?

The heat can't be beat,
Unless the A/C is a treat.
Then that is sweet.
But eventually you'll need a meet and greet.

You'll have to go to work.
So not a perk.
You'll have to go get food.
Shoppers can give attitude.

You may even go play.
I think they call it a beach day.
Just a giant litter box to me.
Hey, I'm just warning thee.

And what will happen?
Still following my rappin?
You will sweat.
That's a safe bet.

Sweat down the back.
Maybe even the butt crack.
 Could sweat down near Blinky.
Yeah, everything may get stinky.

Oh the heat.
It can be sweet.
Make you smell ripe.
Can't tell over Skype.

But if you sweat insecurity too,
You may be screwed at your zoo.
Dehydrated you could be.
So drink water and out the insecurity you'll pee.

Doesn't that solve all? Piss it out at your hall. No more insecurity will be had and you'll just sweat everywhere else at your pad. Don't you love the heat? Beats mountains of snow on the street. Thankfully the cat hides away with Cass and doesn't get a sweaty little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

98 comments:

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    1. that is what insomnia will do
      now lets hope I'm asleep tonight, so its not two

      betty

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    2. Hopefully a good night sleeps comes do
      Or you may get a streak like Hank or Blue

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    1. Good morning Betty & Hank
      I guess I am #3
      my page wouldn't load
      too slow for me

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    2. Good morning True
      Nice seeing you!

      Hank

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    3. Bad internet not loading
      Leaves 3rd moding

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  3. Got it just under the sun
    To be number one

    Betty

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    1. Up early as can be
      There at your sea

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  4. Getting ready to attack the heat
    For the summer days
    Might though have
    Just a little malaise.

    Betty

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    1. Could be dire
      As we hope the heat shall expire

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  5. Sweat in the pit
    is better than the tit
    but hate it in my crack
    'cause baby got back!

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    1. Slides right down
      Even out on the town
      Drip drip drip
      Between the hip

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  6. Cat, this may be the strangest insecurity advice you've ever given..hahaha I have been sun tanning in the parking lot of lunch break, and yes, I was a little nervous that I'd have sweat marks on my butt! Lol

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    1. haha the cat can get as strange as can be
      Makes you think and causes the insecurity to flee
      Sweat marks on your ass
      Could just add class lol

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  7. Don't Sweat It, Not One Bit!
    But still necessary to keep fit
    Summer's heat is there
    Wouldn't go out as a dare
    Hydration - may well not risk it

    Hank

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    1. Yeah, have to watch it
      As heat stroke can take a hit

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  8. Chopping logs this morning, there's a fecking river in my underwear!

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    1. lmao glad those days are done
      Chopping the fecking things under my sun

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  9. Is that all we have to do to get rid of insecurity? Simple!
    Summer is why I hate the great outdoors...

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    1. When it gets really hot
      Things surely go to pot
      That is it
      Some simple umm spit

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  10. There's only one insecurity that I have
    And that's the lack of my family.
    I've tried hard to get them out of my mind,
    But it seems it cannot be.

    There's no one who can assst me
    To amend the present situation.
    Whether it be a local organisation.
    Or folk across this wide nation..

    So insecure I will remain,
    With laptop and bloggers at as my friends.
    May you have a Happy Summer,
    That's my wish that I do send.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Could turn around
      And they may be found
      But hopefully a happy summer is had
      At every blog land pad

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  11. I just love being outside! Dirt and sweat and all those weeds, fun, unless you pull the poison ivy with bare hands. Oops! :)
    No time for insecurity, the sun is out!

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    1. Yeah, may get rather itchy
      All the dirt and sweat would make my ocd twitchy

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  12. Don't forget to wear deodorant
    so you can remain odorless. ha.

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    1. haha if you sweat too much though
      A stink sure still may flow
      But thanks to the cat
      I tend to avoid much of that

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  13. Well the heat is better than the cold. Good idea to take a shower every now and then.

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  14. At least insecurity doesn't have a smell. I'd hate for it to smell like a fart.

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    1. That would stink
      Literally, wink wink

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  15. So glad I don't like in a hotter place
    That would keep me inside crocheting lace

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    1. Not out biking away
      There at your bay?

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  16. I like it when I skype
    Like smoking a smelly pipe
    No scent can they perceive
    No need to fret or grieve
    Skype after a work in the yard
    Your reputation won't be marred

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    1. A new perk
      May just work
      A slogan for all
      No stink will befall

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  17. Drinking water is good for so many things. ;)

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    1. That it is
      Have to stay in the drinking biz

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    1. Just don't get stuck
      A stuck crack with give a what the fluck

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  19. No sweat for me--a true accomplishment while living in Florida. No cat either for that matter.

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    1. Must hide away indoors
      And only do chores

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  20. this was funny! Do cats really sweat? Nah....

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    1. They hide away
      No sweating on display

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  21. I definitely feel blog insecurity in the summer,
    Frolicking outside so much makes staying in to blog feel like a bummer,
    Perhaps it'll be different for me this year in a city that is cold,
    either way, I'll keep trying to find ways to break the summer stale blogging mold!

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    1. Get far far ahead
      Then easy to put to bed
      I'm soon into summer of next year
      Umm cold? Yeah, and I'm not a rhyming rear

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  22. Summer and sweat are fast friends. Keep hydrated.

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    1. That you must do
      And have a nearby loo

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  23. Having to work?
    Not a perk.
    I'd rather fart around
    and act like a clown.

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    1. Much more fun
      But then no dough is spun

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  24. Having to work?
    Not a perk.
    I'd rather fart around
    and act like a clown.

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  25. Going outdoors sounds like fun until you turn into a melted, blistering sunburn. Thanks for reminding me about crack sweat. I feel like crack sweat is nature's way of scolding you for running outdoors in June. Or running at all. Running is awful.

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    1. haha crack sweat is a good reason not to run
      HATE running under the moon, clouds or sun
      Just hate running let's say
      Plus all the damn bugs out on a hot day

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  26. I best go get another glass of water then!

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  27. I hope nobody calls Security about that!

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    1. Hopefully not
      Be a hard to explain plot

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  28. I hate the heat. Gonna be 109F this week.

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    1. Yuck to that
      Need snow where you're at

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  29. I do love the heat. So much better than cold and snow. I'll drink some extra water today and see if I can get rid of my insecurities. Wine has a lot of water in.

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    1. Hey, double whammy there
      No insecurities to spare

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  30. As much water as I drink, I should never have another insecure day in my life!

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    1. There you go at your sea
      A strife free life for thee

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  31. So far in L.A. the heat's not been too bad
    But I'm sure within weeks I might kind of sad
    That it's getting too hot and I'm starting to fry
    Or maybe not cause I'm leaving in July.

    And I'll probably be going to someplace where it's hotter and more humid--oh well that's life.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. haha out of the frying pan and into the fire
      As the temperatures go and rise higher

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  32. Insecure the cat you say?/ It does not look like that, at least from my bay/The cat aw=lays has the right rhyme/which it mixes with rum and little bit of lime! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. The cat just goes and goes
      Who needs any such lows

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  33. orlin N cassie...its sew dam late in de day we got enuff time ta say hi....see ya two morrow...which it all most iz.........
    ~~~~~~ ♥♥♥

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    1. Time for that cat nap
      No time to yap

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  34. We had our first hot day today. In the 90s. Yikes.
    The cat has the right idea on insecurities.

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    1. Can sure make one sweat
      With degrees like that it's a safe bet

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  35. I had no idea that you could convert insecurities into gas. Here's a whole new income stream for writers!

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    1. Maybe this one will pay more
      From shore to shore

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  36. So to beat insecurity, drink water right?
    Sounds like a good deal to me and have a good night.

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  37. Drink the water and pee it out
    Now that’s the way to flush all doubt!

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Get rid of it with ease
      It sure is a breeze

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  38. Brace yourselves, Summer is coming

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  39. It's been hot here, but you are right. It beats the snow!

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    1. Yep, screw the snow
      On the feet below

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  40. What's that smell? *looks around*
    Happy Summer & IWSG Day,
    Juneta @ Writer's Gambit

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  41. Hot and sticky
    Can leave people smelling icky
    With the sweats and some farts
    Makes me not want to think of those private parts.
    Thank for my A/C
    No smelly man inside makes me full of glee.

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    1. lol A/C sure is grand
      Saving all across the land

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  42. Our A/C was out for 10 days
    During the worst heat wave this year
    Finally now we're cooling down
    Happiness is a frigid rear! :-)

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    1. Damn, that would suck indeed
      A frigid ass sure passes at any feed

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  43. you ought to have been here to feel the heat

    this place (New Delhi) would have given a beat

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    1. I'd run away
      Heat of that kind isn't my kind of bay

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  44. It's supposed to be in the 90s this weekend where I am. While I don't think I'd be sweating out insecurity, I'd probably just be sweating.

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    1. Hey, you never know
      Out it could flow

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