Monday, June 6, 2016

Ring The Bell And Sell, Sell, Sell!

Today you'll get tips and may want to shake your hips. They are all ways for you to make some extra dough at your zoo. No need to thank the cat. I am happy to help where I'm at.

Light on cash?
No need to dine and dash.
You can fill your purse up.
Maybe even a tin cup.

So go for the gold.
Let the weird take hold.
It will be great.
Charge an interest rate.

The stand in curse.
No need to be perverse.
Some people don't like to swear.
So you do it for them at their lair.

The stand in husband or wife.
Some have no life.
Help make their family go away.
Get right into the part and play.

The nose picker.
Save that old ticker.
Pick someones nose.
Yeah, you sink to new lows.

The car man.
Everyone will be a fan.
Carry people on your back.
Warning, it may give you a heart attack.

The TV show filler.
Whether reality crap or thriller.
Watch and report back the good parts.
You could fill many hearts.

The see if it works.
Could get some good perks.
And it may include hazard pay.
See if you survive things and end up okay.

The bald helper.
Bald people may be a yelper.
So let them play with your hair.
Up to you if you let them go down there.

And there you are.
Tips for near and far.
Use them all at your sea,
Become rich as can be.

Sadly, there are probably nuts who would want each one. And even worse things are given a run. Some even hire people to piss on them. Wouldn't that job be a real gem? Yep, that one is true. The rest I made up at my zoo. But feel free to use each one in mass. Just don't report back any results to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

72 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. 2 in a row
      what do you know!

      Hank

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    2. Staying on top
      With another #1 drop

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  2. NUMBER TWO!
    And I'll raise you a blue suede shoe

    Hello Cat
    Hello Hank
    Hello world

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    1. Hello Blue
      Nice seeing you!

      Hank

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    2. Hello all
      Don't trip and fall

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  3. Ring The Bell And Sell, Sell, Sell!
    Lots of ways to make money like hell
    A stand-in?
    A good spin
    Desperate cases resolved are just swell

    Hank

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    1. Desperation is at play
      With these any old day

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  4. I think I will just start a Go Fund Me account like everyone else. Some suckers will open up their wallets 'cause I wanna take my family on vacation!

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    1. That would be funny if it weren't so true
      Sucker born every minute at their zoo

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  5. Sell me this, sell me that,
    make me skinny, make me fat.
    Take me on a shopping spree
    A dress, a purse, a cup of tea

    Morning, Cat :)

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    1. look at you go
      With the flow
      You sure don't fear it
      Got the shopping spirit

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  6. I want to make an album
    The work, I do very seldom
    So send me cash
    It will be a bash

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    1. Can sing a tune
      Like a loon
      So give give give
      I have to live

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  7. Money comes, money goes, leaving you no time to step on toes. Payday what's that? No fun with your money, it goes to the honey.

    Teresa

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    1. Honey takes and spends away
      Need a new source of pay to play

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  8. I'm sure there are plenty of fill-in spouses out there. Sad someone would have to hire someone to be a spouse or girlfriend for an event.

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    1. Yeah, that is pretty sad
      But then you skip the nonsense with a hired one I suppose a tad

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  9. This was absolutely great to read first thing this morning.
    Yvonne.

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  10. Haven't found any way to make any extra cash
    except the good old fashion way of more work
    anyone who tries to sell any other approach
    I think would be considered a jerk

    betty

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    1. haha only makes them rich
      So sure makes me twitch

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  11. You have managed to collect a lot of undesirables
    in this post today. No desire to meet either the
    nose picker or the bald helper!

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    1. It's a dirty job
      We'll leave it up to Bob

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  12. Didn't I just hear they are selling holy water straight from one of the filthiest rivers in the Middle East? Others have packaged snow and sold it. I guess if folks will buy it... :)

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    1. True, if you can con folks into buying it
      Then you may as well sell the shit
      Blah to the filthy river
      Would make me shiver

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  13. could someone be a rhymer-sub??
    Nah!!

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    1. Nah, can't have that
      Not dog or other cat

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  14. The bald helper made me laugh. LOL! And in response to the above comment...I was totally a rhyming sub one day. Do you remember, cat? I was, I was!!! Lol

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    1. lol that you were indeed
      When I had to do a stupid conference at my feed

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  15. Money. Money. Money. Makes the world go 'round. Wish I'd written that song and I would be rolling in the stuff!

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    1. That is all it takes
      That and maybe a few back door hand shakes

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  16. I don't know if I could pee on someone for money. It's kind of a private thing. On the other hand, jobs can be hard to come by.

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    1. Well people actually hire others to do that
      Blah, to that scat

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  17. They all sound like made up jobs to me. Where does your imagination take you, Pat?

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    1. Made up they mostly are
      Imagination goes near and sometime scary far

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  18. I think I'd rather stay broke than take any of those jobs. LOL. Especially the nose picker.

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    1. lol well if worse comes to worse
      Could put dough in ones purse

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  19. I think I am better off not working at all!

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    1. A better way to be
      Let the humans do that at your sea

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  20. Guess there are just all kinds of ways to make money but none of them are easy.

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    1. Nope, easy they aren't indeed
      At any feed

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  21. orlin N cassie....az much of a toy let tongue de food servizz gurl haz, N az much az we haz hurd over de yeerz; we could ALL werk az swearerz....& get paid top $$$$ two !!!!! sign us up !! ♥♥♥

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    1. There you go
      A great new way to make some dough

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  22. The job of Personal Shopper always cracks me up. Is shopping that hard?

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    1. Well it may be
      When Black Friday comes at your sea

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  23. Money, money oh dear this make me feel exausted !
    Have a nice day :)

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    1. Exhausted from the dough
      As a nose picking you go? lol

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  24. Money, money oh dear this make me feel exausted !
    Have a nice day :)

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  25. Ah, we can play old game of giving money
    to #1 on the list, then come a feast!

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  26. I never got past "shake your hips".
    I like to do that (don't give me any lip!)
    lol....

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    1. lol a hip shaker
      Could be a money maker

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  27. Everyone is a fan of the car man I am sure ~ The other stuff, just let it be and have fun ~

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  28. Don't forget the stand in wife
    Giving you double the strife

    Gary, Gary, nary contrary...

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    1. Could get two
      Much headaches come due

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  29. The job I have is good enough for me
    A cold day in a hot place it would be
    Before I try any of the jobs listed by thee

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    1. lol that is a good thing
      No need for such a job fling

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  30. Thankfully I'm retired and don't have to worry about such.
    Some of these jobs are a little too much.
    Have a great week.

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    1. That they would be
      Some creepy to me

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  31. It never ceases to surprise me what people will do for a little cash. Ewww to the peeing on someone for money!

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    1. Yeah, crazy is the word
      Some truly go absurd

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  32. Nose picker is just not right
    Hiring a spouse, what a fright.
    People will do anything for money
    If it wasn't so sad it would be funny.

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    1. haha yep, sad sure wins out
      With what they do for clout

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  33. Pick someone else's nose?
    That really blows.
    I think I'll pass
    And pick my own ass.

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    1. Just wash hands
      Before touching other glands

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  34. Some crazy jobs here
    But never you fear
    There's always someone around
    Whose job will astound

    Nose picker - ew
    Rather have dirt stew
    Swearing I could handle
    Would not be a scandal

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    1. haha swearing you say
      Caught at my bay
      But nose picker is out
      So many crazy jobs about

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    1. There is a good one
      For some crazy run

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