Friday, June 24, 2016

Round Forty Seven Falls From Heaven!

The search engine nuts have returned once more. I still get a few at my shore. Although they are dropping off a bit thanks to Google's little hit. But what they heck. These are the ones on deck.

rock around the clonsx

Do I want to know? Wrap it in a bow?

scooby dum is snoring

Back for Blue and his Scooby Doo.

poor fashion sense

That may be me here at my sea.

big boobs pasties mimes

A fetish you can keep, you mime loving creep.

fear of mimes

Called you a nut. Get over it at your hut.

couples draing lizards

A loo for two? Umm err ewwww.

my left foots junk

Did you step in shit? It's okay to admit it.

Have a pimple popper

A redneck lover today. She'll pop it at your bay.

Why can't i type

Because you can't. All you get at my plant.

horny and wild

Go to Bora Bora. There you can Whora Whora.

Grudgy toes and feet

Zombie feet lovers galore. They found my shore.

facts on sex

Hmmm not gonna get that here. Snip snip I fear.

Kite flying clowns

There is a skill. Dress up and fly a kite to thrill.

Froggy love scenes

Some frog hopping sex? Now that may convex.

And the winner of today sure had a lot to say. I wonder who searches such crap at their bay. Actually I really do not. I don't want to know the meaning to this plot.

Fake tits on Arnold at Mary's party

Are any of the Mary's having wild parties at their place? Does an Arnold come over and embrace? Do they feel real? Okay, I'm done with that ordeal. And so another search engine batch has come to pass of those who find my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

67 comments:

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    1. In for the win
      A 9 minute spin

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    2. Congrats on the ninja attack
      #1 at the cat's shack

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    3. Attacking at dawn
      Better not be a pawn

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  2. Arnold is a bit out of shape now, so those man boobs are probably real.

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    1. Well that is true
      Guess the fake part was the lie that came due

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  3. Lol!!!!! You always get the best google hits. I never get anything good. I'm dying laughing at the kite flying clowns. Hahahahaha

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    1. They must enjoy the flying
      No clown frown or crying

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  4. How do you find your google hits?

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    1. Under "stats" then "traffic sources"
      Is where you find those resources

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    2. Found it! Mine was totally boring..."mockturtlemusing" *yawn*

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    3. lol that was it?
      Geez, not much of a fun fit

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  5. What? No search for zombie feet
    over at your beat?
    Not even a search for pringle cans
    over at your land?
    Things have changed over the years
    Haven't they my dear?

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    1. They they sure do
      No pringle cans of poo
      They are cashew jars now though
      Much roomier, you know

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    2. This just made me legit lol.

      I'm jealous, cat!! Cashews are too expensive here for me even to consider. Pistachios too!! One hand full of Pistachios cam run $10!

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    3. Nothing like the ol' days, huh?

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    4. lol cashews are 20 bucks a can
      But they last a while for the man
      Then use the empty jar for cat crap
      The old days are gone in a snap

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  6. Great read thoroughly enjoyable.
    Yvonne.

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  7. Search engine nuts
    Some get into ruts
    They choose this word and that
    Makes it very annoying to cat

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  8. Some people have too much time on their hands.
    Get Arnold a bra so those moobs can, um, stand.
    hahahaha....

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    1. lol surprised he has gone all Tootsie yet
      If that is the Arnold about which they fret

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  9. Geemeneez! I can't believe
    The stupid searches these guys weave!

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  10. I can't imagine a pimple popper
    just to weird at my zoo
    these search engine hits always amaze me
    as I am sure they do to you

    betty

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    1. haha yeah, nuts sure up their game
      Most searches are never tame

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  11. Some crazy searches out there. Writers are always worried that the government is watching their searches for their fiction works.

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    1. haha let the NSA come after me
      Would make a good story at my sea

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  12. Some crazy searches out there. Writers are always worried that the government is watching their searches for their fiction works.

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  13. funny typing. Sorta like what Neflix suggests for me to watch....um, I don't think so.

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    1. Some of their suggestions suck
      Making me go what the umm fluck

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  14. Strange things get stranger every day!

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    1. lmao hey, it could thrill
      Sure not run of the mill

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  16. Round 47 falls from Heaven
    Search engine nuts forgiven?
    Not on your life
    Go on take a dive
    Sizing them for future reference

    Hank


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    1. sizing up for use indeed
      Seeing what can take seed

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  17. Round 47 falls from Heaven
    Search engine nuts forgiven?
    Not on your life
    Go on take a dive
    Sizing them for future reference

    Hank


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  18. My stats be trippin' with bots visiting. I don't think they are reading my blog. I think A to Z got us all on a spam roll by semalt. At least something notices me lol.

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    1. The bots sure can play
      As long as Global Thermal Nuclear War doesn't join the fray

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  19. Are these really search words used to find you? Silly, silly stuff!
    Finally posted that review. Sorry for the delay, sometimes forgetful at my bay, and yes, when I sit down to read I usually finish a few hours later. Used to read five books a week, have slowed way, way down. :)

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    1. Yep, the nuts find me
      Thanks a ton for the awesome review from thee

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  20. I'm feeling a little miffed. Why wasn't I invited to Mary's party? Sounds like a hoot.

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    1. Maybe it got lost in the mail?
      Or ended up in junk as the email set sail

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  21. This Mary doesn't have those sorts of parties.

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    1. lol not into that
      Could sure up a blog stat

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  22. When I'm doing a search on line, Google comes up with some odd choices. Usually I have spelled incorrectly.

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    1. That seems to be the way
      When the odd comes to play

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  23. Um, frog hopping sex??? I wonder why on earth someone would be looking for THAT? Some gal searching for her prince, maybe...

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    1. Give him a kiss
      And have sex hopping bliss

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  24. I had "chicken vaginas."
    Which is bad enough.
    But it gave me angina.
    Which is pretty rough.

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    1. Damn, that would suck
      All from a cluck cluck

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  25. I had "chicken vaginas."
    Which is bad enough.
    But it gave me angina.
    Which is pretty rough.

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  26. Ha ha, no wild parties at my place!
    No need to have the police give chase.

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    1. lol maybe they'd join in
      With such a party at your bin

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  27. From fake tits to horny toads.....just a whole lot of ick. We don't ever want to meet these people but we probably already have and don't even know it.

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    1. That is true
      Probably met more than a few

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  28. I have (luckily) never seen a kite-flying clown
    While roaming around my town
    And it is never boring
    When scoobie dum is snoring

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    1. Not a one?
      Damn, no fun
      They'd bring a smile
      Or just seem vile

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  29. great but it left me confounded

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    1. Strange it can be
      As the nuts find me

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  30. Aw... a froggy love scene
    Is that like Miss Piggy and Kermit?
    If not I'd be wary
    And get a kite-flying permit

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    1. Yeah, wary is the right way
      With many of these on display

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