Thursday, June 2, 2016

The Fake Gets Another Take!

The cat was snooping here and there and I learned more that I have to share. I know you will just have to know. So I will let you know today at my show.

They are making Bad Girls 2.
Did you even know one came due?
Revenge is getting a movie made.
Revenging it will be called by the trade.

Basic Instinct will be back.
This time that open leg shot gives all a heart attack.
Take This Job and Shove It is getting a remake.
Did you even know there was a first take?

Alvin and the Chipmunks meet Scooby Doo.
That will sure impress Blue.
All Dogs Go To Hell is up.
Its a horror movie with a pup.

Dawn of the zombie unicorns are here.
Will you run from their horny fear?
Dumbo three is on their plate.
I guess they skipped two's fate.

It's Hot Tub Tim Machine 3.
Something that will drop more IQ points from thee.
The one armed man is back.
Taking his fake arm and giving all a whack.

Planet of the human race.
Said to have a very slow pace.
Batman and Spiderman as one.
That will sell a ton.

How to Turn a Calendar Page.
Bet that will make no wage.
The Muppets Vs. The Mummy.
I hear they don't get chummy.

The Postman 2.
More mail is due.
See Cats Run.
Wow, that will sell a ton.

The Little Mermaid for real.
Another stupid real people deal.
The Terminator just won't die.
Another sequel giving me one question, why?

We've got Space Balls 2.
Wait, is that news new?
Pirates of Mars is coming soon.
Depp dances in space like a loon.

You have heard it here first. Doesn't that quench your news thirst? Will you see Dawn of the Zombie Unicorns on opening day? It will sure be one worth very little pay. SyFy will probably steal that idea from me. I'll sue them at my sea. Now my not so true news has come to pass from my sleuthing little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

69 comments:

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    1. Two in a row
      Insomnia sucks
      Hope I don't get stuck
      In a rut

      Betty

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    2. Hopefully not
      As you stay ahead of the lot
      When you reach ten
      You may be a zombie at your den

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  2. Haven't heard of some of these sequels
    Never even saw the first ones
    Sometimes avoiding movies
    Is more fun

    Betty

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    1. That it surely is
      Even in the fake biz

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  3. I might actually see Dawn of the Zombie Unicorns. That unicorn in Cabin in the Woods was brutal - imagine what they'd be like as zombies? And how many little girls would be scarred after that....

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    1. haha no more stuffed unicorns for any kids
      They'd all flip their lids

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  4. As long as the zombie unicorns meets the surfs and gore them to death...I'm ok with that. Glad to know no imagination is still running strong in Hollywood

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    1. None sure is there
      Just proved it at my lair

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  5. This was some read Pat,keep up the good work.
    Yvonne.

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  6. Number one or number three
    I avoid with joyful glee
    Can't get into zombie toes
    Don't see the point in most of those
    Let the ones who understand
    My head's still planted in the sand

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    1. Does it grow
      Have a earthly glow?
      sprouting on up
      Watch out for a leg lifting pup

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  7. Replies
    1. lol Live action is more true
      As that will come due

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  8. So many comebacks, its even hard to follow.

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    1. Many deserve a who cares
      And very few stares

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  9. Don't believe everything you read...
    although, I'm sure everything is true at your feed.
    hahaha....

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    1. lol true enough to lie
      As away the truth does fly

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  10. The Fake Gets Another Take!
    Playing ball with namesake
    Remake in the offing
    Many such offerings
    If there is money to make

    Hank

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    1. That there is
      As many go in for the remake biz

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  11. DAYM Sharon Stone already gave us a beaver shot in the first Basic Instinct so I'm anxious to see what can top that!

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    1. lol anxious may not be the word to use
      But hey, it could amuse

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  12. I shall use you as the entertainment source from now on. How about Titanic 2 - Return from the Ocean??

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    1. That will be a grand one
      Another billion dollar run

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  13. Nah, I won't be seeing "Dawn of the Zombie Unicorns." Somehow I think this theme would not be my 'cup of tea.'

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    1. No pokey zombies for you
      As they get horny in goo

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  14. Not a one interests me
    A long time it will be
    Before another movie I see

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    1. Could be a while
      As many are a steaming pile

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  15. Don't think I will take on "Dawn of the Zombie Unicorns", thank you very much. Someone needs to come up with something new.

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    1. That they surely do
      Do you think zombies unicorns poo

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  16. They need to do Nothing New for You 2!

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    1. That may end up being 50
      As they think it nifty

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  17. The little mermaid one might actually happen

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    1. I'm a psychic cat
      haha yeah I did a few days ago read that

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  18. They really should make an Alvin and the Chipmunks meet Scooby Doo. That would be hilarious.

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    1. That might be fun
      Surprised they haven't tried to give it a run

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  19. wow, sequels and prequels really pay. Not a one sounds that great. Of course, Hollywood could care less what I think. They big on business and short on show.

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    1. That they are
      Not much but a cash bar

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  20. If this list is true than I'm really out of the loop!
    I have heard of none of these so thank you for the scoop!
    I do think they fall short on new material,
    the repeat pattern is quite serial.

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    1. Repeat is all they do
      And yeah, maybe one is true lol

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  21. Nothing new under the sun, as they say... Why come up with new ideas when recycling works so well?

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    1. Greener for the earth they say
      So there is that and umm the pay

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  22. These all sound stupid except for the live Little Mermaid. I have really enjoyed the other live shows like Maleficent, so I am really looking forward to all the live Disney movies that are coming out.

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    1. They are sure going to town
      From cartoon to the live action crown

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  23. orlin & cassie; we willna bee see in unicorn zombeeez but we wood like ta see a godzilla...starrin GODZILLA...knot sum godzilla wanna bee

    faaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ~~~~~~~~~~

    ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. Not sure that will ever come due
      But you will get wannabe Godzilla 2

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  24. Well, I'll have my eye peeled (ghastly expression) for those unicorn zombies.

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  25. Dawn of the Zombie Unicorns? lol I bet it would flop at the box office.

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  26. Ah Pat in the Hatt
    The contemplative cat
    A remake of an archaeologist fame
    Goes by a porno name

    "In Diana Jones and The Raiders of the Lost Ass!"

    Gary, Gary, nary contrary....

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    1. Damn, all kinds of wrong
      Hopefully she and the raiders get along

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    2. Gary, Gary
      Always hairy, never scary

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    3. Hairy but no scary
      And no dressing like a guardian fairy

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    4. All kinds of wrong
      Your theme song
      Hairy like a Sasquatch
      On my watch...

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    5. Blue went wrong
      Needs a new song

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  27. Man, that's a lot of spin
    Bet the plots are very thin

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  28. too many remakes and sequels
    why not it makes money and everything ends wells

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    1. Money is the name of the game
      With the remake fame

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  29. Did someone say, "Blue"?
    Hello Cat, how are you?
    Bad Girls 2... is that so?
    How bad will it be at their show?

    Many questions from The Goo
    And Scooby Doo

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    1. Could be bad
      Very bad and not a tad

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