Thursday, June 16, 2016

The Glitch Of The Niche!

The cat has seen this far and near which is kinda weird to my rhyming rear. While maybe not weird at all. But I still shake my head at my hall. What do I shake it at? Just follow the cat.

You have a niche.
Scratch one itch.
Can't dig a new ditch.
That would be a glitch.

Follow your niche.
No other ditch.
They can't switch.
You only need your niche.

No one will like you.
Just those like you at your zoo.
Get that one?
Can be a confusing run.

Read it slow.
Now away we go.
Niches are great.
Niches need no hate.

All have their spot.
Things they like a lot.
But niches don't need to constrict.
Other boxes can be ticked.

No need to follow just rhymers.
No need to follow just old timers.
No need to follow just mimes.
I suppose you could watch fake stair climbs.

To stick to one niche,
Is the real glitch.
Plenty of fun out there,
From lair to lair.

So why stick to one?
Branch out and have fun.
The more the merrier.
Unlike your cell phone carrier.

They just screw you in the end.
But you can leave your niche bend.
Go around that bend.
May find a new blog friend.

No need to switch.
Stick to your niche.
But no one will twitch,
If you follow another niche.

Do you just follow one or branch out under your sun? I know most do indeed. But I've seen some that only stick to the niche of their feed. Do you say it nitch or neesh? Either works, geesh. No need to bitch about my rhyming of niche. I just wanted to use bitch so I used it as nitch. Now I am through with this pass with my niche for all little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

78 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. The 8th #1 in June
      In line with the tune!

      Hank

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    2. The 8th, you say?
      Here, at the Kitty Cat Bay?

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    3. Got half once more
      At my shore

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    4. 'The 8th, you say?'
      Am afraid so, yes!

      Hank

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    5. Got on in
      8 times for the win

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  2. Many just stick to their niche. I like a variety though. How can one learn if one doesn't branch out?

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    1. Variety is far more fun
      As you do learn a ton

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  3. I tend to go with what I know
    Can't go with the flow
    Guess I am a bitch
    Sticking with my niche.

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    1. You know rhyme
      Any old time
      But seen you here and there
      With redneck flair

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  4. That is true, many stay in their niche
    they don't want to try a new switch
    I once commented a couple weeks in a row
    on everyone's blog and all I can say is whoa
    only responses were from those I know
    I guess some just want their garden to grow
    to weeds I guess they just gave a heave hoe...

    OK, now I am done with my rant
    as new seeds I plan to plant

    PS - I do enjoy the splendor of some weeds - wildflowers carefree, dancing in a gentle breeze

    I am probably off topic you see
    oh, well I guess it's just me...

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    1. Y3ep, many refuse
      And then they lose
      Stuck with none
      Thinking their fun
      Growing in the weeds
      Doing weird umm deeds

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    2. Weird deeds
      following leads

      Dirty deeds done dirt cheap .. ok now I have that song playing in my head...see what you did oh the dread..haha

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    3. lol got the song on in
      Better than a Brady Bunch spin

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  5. Talented! Awesome blog (sorry, can't think of any rhyme!!)

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  6. It seems most do stick with their niche.

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    1. Yep, there they stick
      Thinking others don't click

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    2. I'll stick
      With my chick
      Oh wait you said niche....

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  7. I'm still looking for my niche.

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  8. I'm comfortable in my niche
    don't think I'll change it at this time
    it suits me well and keeps me humming along
    and then I can enjoy your rhymes

    betty

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    1. Works well for you
      Good way to be at ones zoo

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  9. my niche is variety, can't settle into one
    poems, flash, or memoir, I am never done
    I like following many, keeps the brain going
    if tired with one thing, I can just go boing....
    to another

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    1. lol nice little play
      At the end of your say
      Boing away
      Works each day

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  10. I like my niche but like to check out other goings on too.

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    1. Good to check it out
      See what's out and about

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  11. The Glitch Of The Niche!
    To maintain a big wish
    Stick to your guns
    Feast on a good one
    To offer on a silver dish

    Hank

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    1. Feast on the good
      Can find plenty such hood

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  12. I've heard the niche advice since I first started blogging.
    I've heard it so much that it's been like a flogging.
    As for me I've never fallen into that parade.
    I stay eclectic because that's how I'm made.


    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. A much better way to be
      Opens things up easily at ones sea

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  13. No nitche, no bitch
    Ain't got no itch
    Just bounce along
    And sing life's song

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    1. Sing a merry tune
      And dance like a loon

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  14. I try not to limit myself. I enjoy the comic-related posts, but I like to offer more than those and my usual tribute posts.

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    1. Good to open it up a bit
      Never know what may be a hit

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  15. One has to learn many things in life. Sticking to one thing can be boring.
    Loved the verse.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Boring it would be
      Much more to do and see

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  16. Good one, Pat. We can enjoy our niches and at the same time step out of them.

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    1. Stepping on out
      Not just a swimming same old trout

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  17. Thank goodness you don't HAVE to have a niche, or I'd be in a world of trouble. ;)

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  18. Sometime I do scratch my niche!

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    1. Scratch it well
      When it rings the bell

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  19. You can find a niche
    in any ditch
    so to fix the glitch
    just loose up the leash.

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    1. Let it loose
      And shake ones caboose

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  20. A little of each
    keeps me happy at my beach!

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  21. I'm all over the place and love it that way. I love card crafting, to writers galore and film nuts...whatever floats my boat

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    1. And doesn't sink it
      That would suck a bit lol

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  22. I'm all over the place. I do all sorts of things.

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    1. orlin N cassie...de peace oh **** pea cee we iz on iz gonna bee ina niche all rite, we iz on yur page tryin ta comment N noe dice...

      any way....we like ta mix it up a bit over heer; kinda borin other wise ya noe

      ♥♥♥

      now letz see if this postz ~

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    2. Good way to be
      There at your sea

      lmao blogger tried to forsake you
      For mixing it up at your zoo

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  23. well, now look....peace oh **** pea sea hurd it waz gonna get it....NOW we see de commint box ~~~~~~

    faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    1. That was all my master plan too
      Gets 2 comments from you haha

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  24. I do like to explore,
    New or different? Give me more!
    Mayhaps that's why I like your shore.

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    1. Every which way I go
      Sometimes high other roads low

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  25. Some people have a mile of a niche/some others don't even reach an inch! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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  26. Cat...leave. the. Mimes. Alone!!!!!! The dont do a fake stair climb. They are just such superior beings that you cant see that small staircase they are actually climbing.

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    1. Riiiiiight
      And with that a mime got a bite

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  27. I hate the way that word is spelled.
    It makes me think, "what the hell?"

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    1. Yep, dumb spelling indeed
      Sticks out like a big weed

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  28. I just pronounce it like niche
    Because then I can rhyme with quiche
    Put those weird words on a leash
    Let this poor white boy rhyme, capisce?

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    1. I suppose I can do that
      Humans just aren't as swell as a cat

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  29. Ha, I used to think I had a niche;
    but now some days I'm just a bitch.
    LOL!

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  30. I've always tried to write under one niche but I caaaan't! Have so much thoughts that I think if I make a niche for each, I'll have too many.

    It's really fun to write about different niches.

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    1. Yep, one would be soooo boring
      I'd be left snoring

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  31. between niche and switch
    i'm a bit confuseditch

    http://ps4kids.blogspot.in/2014/05/three-little-piglets-three-little.html

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    1. Confused as can be
      May amuse me lol

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  32. I used to go outside my comfort zone
    But now I have to type on my phone
    When I have signal, which is rare
    So now I don't often leave my lair

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    1. Ugg that would just suck
      Then one would be crap ouutta luck

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  33. I'm too scatter brained to focus on just one thing, so no, I don't have a niche to stick to.

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  34. I do love variety
    So I'd never just stick to one
    Have to juggle a few niches
    To have the ultimate fun

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