Wednesday, June 8, 2016

The Green Hair I'll Eat At My Lair!

And so the cat awoke and he was faced with an orange bloke. Then more sprouted up. I would much rather take a pup. These guys just never stay away. I will murder them all one day.

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.

What do you get when hoarding stuff?
Never ever finding you get enough.
A mountain of things filling your place,
With it ready to give you an embrace.
I don't like the sound of that.

Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Not getting crushed my a mountain of stuff will take you far.
And you won't get turned to goo,
Oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.

Gambling is fine every now and then..
You could make back winnings times ten.
But too much and you are a fool,
On the street corner filled with drool.
Something like a mental patient.

Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Avoid the casino and you will go far.
You won't look like mental patient stew,
Oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.

Why put everything out there for all to see?
Proving you are nothing but a, look at me.
Posting to every social media act.
This may be a hard to swallow fact,
 But you are way to needy.

Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Avoid Facebook whining and you will go far.
If not all anyone may hear is moo.
Oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo

Do you have that song stuck in your head? Are you filled with dread? I suppose that is one perk of them visiting me. You know I like to be as annoying as can be. Now the cat will go back to the singing wall bass. He is much better on the ears of my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

80 comments:

  1. I don't know the oompa loompa song
    So I guess I won't have that in my head
    Have avoided it all these years
    No pesky ear worm to dread

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    1. haha lucky you
      As they can make the brain stew

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  2. Very wise advice from those Oompa Loompa's for sure. Hey those little guys were way ahead of their time with the orange spray tans huh?

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    1. Yeah, they started a trend
      One that won't seem to end

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  3. I don't know the song. I can see the oompa loompa's in my head, so I must have heard it at some point. :)

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    1. That you may have indeed
      Can get stuck in there at any feed

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  4. No singing wall bass, please!
    And yes, I do have that song stuck in my head. Funny, it's not a fast song, so I was reading at the same pace as the song and getting impatient.

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    1. lmao very slow it does come out
      Too funny you read it slow about

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    1. Avoid Facebook whining and you will go far
      If you do not I'll put you in a jar

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    2. Just like R
      As for one, too far

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    3. In the place to be
      And I'll raie you a Scooby Dooweeeeeee!

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  6. No Facebook whiners and you'll go far
    Sound advice, you'll hit par
    If you're unhappy, why tell it all
    Boring, boring, please don't call

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    1. Yep, the way of many
      Telling whines of any
      Ignore and delete
      A much nicer beat

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  7. I can just see those little guys
    singing. Oh, you think you are wise,
    making that song stick in our heads
    causing us a lot of dread.
    I sang nananananana the whole way through
    So, see, I won't be tripped up by you!
    lol.

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    1. lol but did nananana stick in?
      In a way that is a roundabout win

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  8. It's funny you should mention hoarding stuff, cat.
    I just started cleaning and getting rid of this and that.

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    1. A good way to be
      No hoarding at any sea

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  9. Now I have to turn on Pandora so I get that song out of my head. Rain outside means cleaning and then writing inside.

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    1. Cleaning and writing work
      Having the song out of ones head is a perk

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  10. Reading the comments I find it amazing
    some don't know the song
    now I got it stuck in my mind
    and will probably have it there all day long

    betty

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    1. The oompas are in your head
      Now that can cause dread

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  11. I don't know the song Pat buit did enjoy your poem.
    Yvonne.

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  12. So if I gambled away all of my hoarded crap and whined about it on Facebook would his tiny oompa-loompa-head just explode?

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    1. That it might
      Or he may develop rabies and bite

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  13. Yes, Pat. This song will now be stuck in my head ALL DAY!! And actually, the more I think about it, the more I'm surprised it took you this long to put this song your blog!!! It's perfect for you.

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    1. lol I've actually used it a time or two
      Here at my zoo

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  14. made me think about chocolate

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  15. Oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
    Damn, I am stuck with this song at my zoo.
    Oompa loompa do-ba-dee-dee.
    Hoarding and gambling never suit me.

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    1. Stuck beats the other two
      At any old zoo

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  16. No hoarding, gambling or telling for me,
    Oompa loompa do-ba-dee-dee.

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  17. The Green Hair I'll Eat At My Lair!
    A puzzle or two to take on a scare
    Avoid hoarding
    And no gambling
    So no bother from anyone anywhere

    Hank

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    1. A good way to be
      No bother at any sea

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  18. I now have ear worm ear wax!

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    1. Catchy may be pushing it
      But it gets stuck for a bit

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  20. orlin N cassie

    doo ba laba skippee doo
    muchin crunchin caca foo
    tiver liver hippitee hoo
    cowz in feeld pattie moo
    due knot ask we haz noe cloo
    non sense N uze de loo
    jumby himby lawyer sue
    potter otter we iz thru

    ♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♫♪♪

    ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. lol look at you go
      An oompa flow
      With cow patties galore
      And so much more

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  21. Not familiar with that one, but I like the no FB whining:)

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    1. Yep, no FB whining is a perk
      Done by too many a jerk

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  22. Dang it, Pat! Now I will see blue oompaloompas singing that song alll day. Thanks a lot.

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    1. No problem at all
      As they sing and you have a ball lol

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  23. I'm glad I don't know that song.

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    1. No oopmas for you
      There at your zoo?

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    2. Pat... is she pulling your leg?

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    3. That she may be
      have to give her a flea

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  24. An orange bloke/And it did not choke?/I woke up once to the sight of someone yellow/And couldn't help saying "Hello". :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Yellow you say
      Big Bird on display

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  25. Ahhh well now I do, thanks, cat! I'm off to YouTube the oompa loompa for luci.

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    1. haha you may regret that
      If she plays them over and over where you're at

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  26. I don't know that song, but I have a song that I don't like, and it often plays in my head! Very annoying! Maybe I should go watch Oompa Loompa song video in order to replace my ear warms :-)

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    1. Well you may regret that one too
      But then at least you'd have two to sift through

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  27. The hoarding part sounds like my house
    Too much fabric and too much yarn
    No room for even a mouse
    But you won't catch me parting with it, by darn!

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    1. But you use it up and then get more
      Adding and subtracting at your shore

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  28. Now I will have that song in my head
    as I dream away in my bed

    No Facebook for me
    No whinners to see

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    1. Good way to be
      Maybe not the song in the head of thee lol

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  29. Well I like the reboot movie, nothing beats the classic orange ones

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    1. Remake I'd flush down the loo
      Hate it through and through

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  30. No hoarding or gambling going on over hear.
    But I do have that damn song ringing in my ear.

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    1. haha a win for the cat
      As it rings and they fall flat

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  31. Yes, stay out of the casinos and no gambling even though I live in Las Vegas.

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    1. I bet most who live there avoid it
      Just travelers gambling more than a bit

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  32. I love Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Oompa Loompas. Marvelous creatures, aren't they? :D :P
    Well, speaking of hoarding, I see those kinds of people. I don't know what's up with them that they don't want to part with anything, even trash.

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    1. Yeah, they are interesting indeed
      So weird how they can't even throw out trash at their feed

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  33. that thing about facebook
    often we ourselves cook

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  34. The Oompa Loompas were downright freaky
    and they are also quite sneaky.
    I have had people lose everything
    due to gambling, from money to bling.
    the sad note is they lose much more
    their home, their spouse, their job before
    they seek help for their plight.
    sometimes, they give up the fight.

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    1. Yeah, I've seen a few
      They lose their shirt too
      Not a fight to lose
      As they sure abuse

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  35. Oompa loompa tra la la
    oompa loompa oompa la!

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    1. They do a dance
      Weird at any glance

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