Sunday, July 3, 2016

12 Minutes Or Less To Confess!

The cat is timing you today. Will you get in on time at my bay? Do you like to be timed each day? Am I asking too many questions before the play?

Don't waste time,
You have to chime.
12 minutes or less,
To come and confess.

We are counting down.
Don't run to town.
Get it done.
Then you can run.

It's drawing near.
Is it clear?
Hop, skip and a jump away,
From getting in at my bay.

10 minutes or less.
Like some game of chess.
Yep, I'm timing you.
So slow at your zoo.

2 minutes to read.
Wow, time waster indeed.
Do you write
Or look at cute cat videos all night?

I probably don't want to know.
The time is ticking low.
8 minutes or less.
Are you ready to confess.

This is so nerve racking.
The cat is time attacking.
How can that be?
Isn't this a blog sea?

Nope, it's a bush.
A bush with a tush.
There is a song and everything.
Didn't you hear that ring?

It was the tick of the clock.
Soon the blog will lock.
You can't get in,
If you don't win.

2 minutes to go.
Comment below.
If not you're locked out.
You may scream and shout.

Do you make it in and give a comment a spin? Are you good under pressure while being timed? That brain has to be primed. Maybe not to leave a comment though. Did you get in below? The blog may soon lock out each slow pass. But it can be unlocked tomorrow by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

54 comments:

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    1. But with a long snore
      At the blue guy shore

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    2. A snoring
      While blog exploring

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  2. 12 Minutes Or Less To Confess!
    Being timed brought out the best
    Start counting
    It could bring
    In no time sweet smell of success

    Hank




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    1. Have to go go go
      When the timer does show

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  3. Been for a walk on the beach.
    Laptop of course out of reach.
    Logged on and found your post.
    Which was written 57 minutes by mine host.

    Enjoy your Sunday.
    Yvonne.

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    1. 59 with the comment came through
      Out whatever will we do

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  4. Replies
    1. So you are typing fast at your sea
      Or just typing "as fast as you can" to me

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  5. Lighting a fire under my butt, so to speak, gets the job done!

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    1. Just don't let it burn
      A sore rump that may earn

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  6. It motivates me. Especially when I'm driving.

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    1. Get there fast
      Time a thing of the past

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  7. Time is on my side, and if not I'll just roll over to the other side!

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  8. So who wants to time anything. That isn't any fun. No use is hurrying about things.

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    1. Have to take ones time
      Or end up in grime

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  9. Get it done
    On the run
    The time is here
    Get off your rear

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  10. I think I'm late
    been on a date! (well a walk anyway!)

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    1. A walk is good
      Exercise in ones hood

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  11. I always when I worked with Ray he would take 40 mins for a poop!

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    1. Damn, that is a long time
      Being constipated is a crime

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  12. I am never late
    as time is now
    dreaded time fate
    did I make you go "wow"
    in the words of R this post is "great"
    am I making you raise your brow
    now, I'm off some sunshine awaits
    I'll leave you with a meow..ok just had to..lmao


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    1. lol a meow and a great post
      As you go to the coast
      A yipppeee for me
      Has to come to be

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  13. Don't get bothered when being timed
    Makes me work quicker and more time to rhyme

    betty

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    1. Quicker and get done
      Then time for rhyming fun

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  14. 2 minutes and then locked out, huh? I doubt it. lol

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    1. lol good doubt indeed
      At your feed

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  15. Yawn
    Awake at dawn
    Plenty of time
    To fake a rhyme

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  16. I don't think too well under pressure, so I don't write well that way either.

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    1. No go go go
      Have to keep it on the down low

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  17. Whew, I am running - running - running
    hope I made it in time!!!

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  18. I am so not good under pressure. Just reading this stressed me:)

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    1. lol need to stress less
      With the comment press

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  19. I don't like this type of pressure
    Things seem to go by in a blur.
    I will even go slower
    Just to piss off whomever....oops that last bit didn't rhyme...I committed another crime:)

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    1. lol a crime from the pressure coming due
      What the cat will do to you

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  20. Time is sometimes a friend but most of the time a foe.

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  21. Watch the clock, the time is near
    or light up fireworks with no fear.

    -Not even 10pm here and neighbors are going nuts w/the fireworks. Guess they're in a hurry. ;)

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    1. Guess they want to see them go boom
      Hopefully brings no one doom

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  22. I don't even like time limits on video games

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    1. They can annoy
      As you try and finish the ploy

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  23. We give kids 3 seconds to obey
    unless you go to halves, in a stupid display.
    hahaha

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    1. lol halves doesn't do nothing at all
      As they await it at their hall

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  24. Guess I didn't make it
    Timing not for me
    I'm on my own clock
    Come and go at my sea

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  25. I am not good at thinking under a time limit. I get really flustered and mess everything up. I believe slow and steady wins the race.

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    1. Flustered at your sea
      May be fun to see for we

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