Monday, July 25, 2016

A Cheap Thrill Fits The Bill!

The cat doesn't need it right away, unless you have cat nip on display. That I'll take far and near. I may roll in it with my rhyming rear. But some like the cheap thrill. They think it fits the bill.

Cheap Thrills R Us.
We have a big bus.
Come and join in.
Take one for a spin.

Why cook food?
That is just rude.
Throw salt on for the taste.
Nothing goes to waste.

Why build a blog following?
Pffft that is hollowing.
Just write and spam away.
Followed you, follow me back today.

Why write a full book?
Bah, can't give that a look.
Put out a chapter at a time.
That sure isn't a crime.

Why build a mailing list?
People may get missed.
Just spam everyone near and far.
You'll get them even in their car.

Why do something new?
A shitty remake will do.
Who needs such extra work.
Rip off another like a jerk.

Why pay off debt?
Take that money and bet.
It is a simple notion.
You may get a debt promotion.

Why build a business up?
Just run like a pup.
Brown nose a ton. 
That will get it done.

Why build a following at all?
Just give a thrill from wall to wall.
50% off today with every order.
75% off next week across the border.

Cheap Thrills 4 U.
We'll give you two.
Grab them today,
Before they float away.

Are you a cheap thrill junky? Don't you think it is a little funky? Always wanting a cheap thrill to fit the bill. Waiting can't come due. Oh no, not you. You need it now. It must also wow. I'll give you some cheap gas. It's so thrilling when it comes out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

59 comments:

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    1. Lurking a thrill
      Fits the bill!

      Hank

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    2. Got on in
      Lurking for the win

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    3. Hank is number one...
      Such fun!
      All I did was snore
      Like a blue boar

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  2. A Cheap Thrill Fits The Bill!
    An expectation duly fulfilled
    Create something
    Make it soothing
    And set to satisfy your fill

    Hank

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    1. Can fill for a time
      And suck away many a dime

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  3. Knew you'd find a way to mention remakes...

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    1. haha had to be done
      As every day a new one is spun

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  4. Great post Pat. found it interesting.
    Yvonne.

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  5. The only cheap thrills I like are half price wine and appetizers at happy hour.

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    1. One makes the other taste better too
      I bet at your zoo

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  6. You get what you pay for, eh.

    Life is indeed a mystery. But clicking on those offers too good to be true is no mystery. But a few sure do click. As P. T. Barnum said, "There is a sucker born every second".

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    1. And every second they click on through
      Hopefully they wise up after one or two

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  7. Sometimes you get what you want, and sometimes you get what they want, and sometimes you get scammed. We just got a little of all of that, but we're home now and it's home sweet home!

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    1. Getting stuck in the middle of it all
      Can sure make one happy to be back at their hall

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  8. thrills aren't cheap
    you'll pay the price
    your eyes will hurt, you'll sound a peep
    if nothing else, head lice?

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    1. That would make one twitchy
      Being all scammed and itchy

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  9. Nope don't like cheap frills
    they can cost money over time
    just do the best I can with what I have
    and even take time to rhyme

    betty

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    1. A better way to be
      Toss em in the sea

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  10. Success is definitely a long hard slog. I do like thrills but mostly watching them in a movie is enough for me.

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    1. Yeah, that is the best way
      Takes little pay

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  11. I often ask myself "Why?"
    Why did I do this or that?
    So I ask Patches, who's a bit shy,
    Why did I do this, cat?
    She curls into a ball and goes to sleep.
    Without so much as a little peep.

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    1. haha sure doesn't care
      Even if aware
      Just wants to rest
      And feel her best

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  12. A thrill a minute for the weary
    Especially when the weather's dreary
    When it rains it pours they say
    Ain't no time for mak'n hay

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    1. Time to get a bucket
      And just say umm..fluck it

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  13. Buying fabric or yarn cheep
    Is a hoot for this peep!

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  14. Everyone is doing spam. You can't escape it.

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  15. I like cheap thrills on a case by case basis,
    Some are really good and some hide their true faces,
    spending less is always a good idea,
    but sometimes it's worth it to pay the price that is real.

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    1. The real price
      Ends up nice
      Compared to the fake
      In which one may partake

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  16. Thrills tend to be expensive in these parts. You can get cited for things like public nudity.

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    1. Can get thrown in the slammer
      Down comes the hammer

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  17. Before I only knew spam from a can
    I didn't mind this spam, actually I was a fan.
    I don't eat it now
    better taste but how
    can one enjoying sending spam
    through the internet. Doesn't it cram
    up their life never mind what it does to us.
    They don't care how much we cuss.

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    1. Nope, don't care at all
      As they send it with their next take action call

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  18. Okay, I give up, who is Bill?

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    1. Maybe it's better not to know
      Bill could be a foe

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  19. Purrfect for summer. Get a little high. Enjoy. Pass the catnip and let's party.

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    1. Toss it around
      Even share with a hound

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  20. Cheap thrills for me?
    Nah, make them free.
    And I'll take three.

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  21. The mailing list is the one that's got me. I keep putting it off.......

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    1. Yeah, I ignore that
      Just another thing for the cat

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  22. orlin N cassie....well, honest lee... we haz been told bye de food serviss gurl... we get a cheep thrill outta watchin bass terd chippeez runnin all over de naybor hood....??? ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. lol well we got a squirrel
      I guess we give such a thrill a whirl

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  23. Did you know catnip is legal?? In WA?? Haha!

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    1. Legal as can be
      High on a human spree

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  24. They come cheap, I didn't know that, smiles.

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  25. I admit to enjoying a cheap thrill occasionally.
    Don't ask me what...I'll just smile silently.
    hahahaha....

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    1. lol hmm got the cat thinking
      Thoughts are blinking

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  26. I do like a cheap thrill every now and again. We can't be classy all the time, you know.

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    1. That is true
      Sometimes cheap must come due

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  27. I prefer
    An expensive thrill
    Make it grand
    Like a garlic pickle dill
    :-)

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    1. lol that is a thrill?
      To each their own at their hill

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