Monday, July 18, 2016

A Grudge Match By The Batch!

The cat will admit the mutts have things sorta right. They don't care what's done day or night. Leave them one day and they still are happy as can be with your display. But cats make you work for it, at least a bit. Humans though, they just go and go and go so low.

Stole my fudge.
I hold a grudge.
Never will see,
Me with thee.

Stepped on my toe.
Oh friggin no!
That is so bad.
A grudge is had.

You offended me.
It was that disagree.
I'm grudging on you.
No more talk will come due.

You did this.
It caused no bliss.
You did that.
Chewing no fat.

A grudge is had.
I'm oh so mad.
You won't see me.
I am going to flee.

I'm holding my grudge.
I'm not gonna budge.
You see my hands are filled.
That grudge never thrilled.

How can I hold it?
Bit by bit.
Right here I'm holding.
You deserve scolding.

After all, you gave me a flea.
That is so mean of thee.
I can't go near you.
Look! There was cat hair too.

This can't do.
Go away, shoo!
I'm through.
My grudge has come due.

Did you hear me?
I'm holding a grudge against thee.
It is right in my hands.
All because of your opposite stands.

Pfffft humans are dumb and then some. Abuse, murder, cheating and all that bad stuff should get one in a giant grudge huff. But stupid little things like disagreeing with you? I give a whoopdi friggin doo. Those types are just attention whores there at their shores. They want all to agree and have everything wrapped in a bow. They can go pound sand up their you know. Are you part of the grudge holding class? You may not want to tell my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

75 comments:

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    1. Lurking pays dividends
      Matter of extra patience

      Hank

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    2. Lurking can pay
      With #1 for the day

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    3. Lurking is his game all right
      He can do it day or night

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    4. That he can do
      Here at my zoo

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  2. Grudges come and grudges go
    Even when it's ten below
    When you swelter in the heat
    To have a grudge just can't be beat
    When the wind blows from the North
    Hold that grudge until the Fourth
    Don't offer me an olive branch
    Accept my grudge, just take a chance

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    1. the branch may snap
      Proving one is a sap
      Or allowing one to grab it up
      And beat the grudge until they hiccup

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  3. Bleh to grudges...at the end of the day you're typically only punishing yourself with that. Unless, like you said, something horrible was done. Then you shouldn't hold a grudge, you should just move on.

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    1. Yep, only yourself gets it in the end
      Good to follow a moving on trend

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  4. Grudges only hurt those holding them.

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  5. I agree with Alex. I used to hold grudges forever and go to great lengths to try to think of ways to get back at the person who wronged me. Thank GAWD, for therapy 'cause I not only realized those people were not thinking about me (what??? really???) but I was losing precious time hurting myself.

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    1. Yep, that is the way in the end
      As a thought to you those people don't even send

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  6. A Grudge Match By The Batch!
    A delicate matter to patch
    Forgive and forget
    Without any catch
    Ending as friends to match

    Hank

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    1. May not forget at ones sea
      But can carry on with glee

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  7. Having grudges is not good. For the people one has a grudge against and the person who bear grudgers.
    Yvonne.

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  8. I need a zen master to teach my how to ungrudge my butt.

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  9. I'm holding a grudge against the fleas who found their way to our sweet cat. And against the flea collar that caused him to have a reaction. Thankfully there's a nice salve that healed him right up... but now we're still finding an occassional flea (and he's an inside cat!).

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    1. Damn, those things are pesky little sobs too
      Awful when reactions come at any zoo

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  10. Holding a grudge only hurts the one that holds it....in the end you have to let it go.

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    1. That one must do
      Carry on at their zoo

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  11. I might hold a grudge for a day against a guy at work. Gosh, he can annoy the crap out of me. He usually knows I'm mad and generally he does end up doing what I wanted him to do in the first place. My grudge seems to work (for a day).

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    1. haha can't beat a productive grudge
      Gives the grudgee a nudge

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  12. I really don't understand how people can hold grudges. I've tried sometimes when I'm really ticked, but I can't manage more than an hour or so. I tend to be at the opposite end of the continuum ~ blow like a volcano and I'm over it. I'll take a hot eruption over slow, cold indifference anytime! Have a good one under your sun!

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    1. lol at least the eruption is over and done
      Then back to fun

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  13. Life is too short to hold grudges
    just let it go and move on
    sometimes people just don't realize what
    they did that caused the wrong

    betty

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    1. That they don't sometimes
      AS they get treated like mimes

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  14. I won't nudge
    if you steal my fudge
    Not gonna lie
    you'd get a punch in the eye
    and a sharp pain or two
    from my voodoo curse on you.

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    1. Damn, so that poke
      That clearly awoke
      Was all you?
      Pffft who knew

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  15. This topic is still too fresh at my zoo
    I am so ready for something new
    People shouldn't waste time with grudges
    And with loved ones make relationship smudges

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    1. Yeah smudges they sure do
      Fresh and yet written 9 months ago at my zoo lol

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  16. I'm with the Cat...humans are dumb!

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  17. if someone nudge
    I won't grudge
    they need space
    theirself to face...

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    1. Face a mirror
      Maybe see things clearer

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  18. Cats may leave fur on the floor,
    But my two cats I adore.
    They don't hold a grudge when you feed them late.
    They take a nap and dream of food while they wait.

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    1. That is the best
      No grudges and above the rest

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  19. Cat just have to look at you for you to know they have no time to waste with your kind. From reading some of the rhymes in the comments, you've got some stiff competition, Pat! :-)

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    1. haha they just give one good look
      People sure can keep up at my nook

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  20. Cat just have to look at you for you to know they have no time to waste with your kind. From reading some of the rhymes in the comments, you've got some stiff competition, Pat! :-)

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  21. I've seen grudges pull apart families, friends, teams and now it seems the world. Where's the forgiveness and moving on? Dogs do have it right.

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  22. I've mellowed out in my old age. I used to really hold a grudge once I was mad at someone. Not so much anymore.

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    1. Good that now you let it go
      There at your show

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  23. My poor spouse has a sister that's held a grudge against him since the day he was born!

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    1. Damn, that's a long time
      Does she treat him like grime?

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  24. The cat is wise beyond his years.
    The older I get, the less I hold grudges....I think I just forget I was upset. Ha!

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    1. lol that can work too
      Bad memory has a perk or two

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  25. Hey, I've tried pounding sand, it hurts a bit!

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    1. do it a new way
      Can make your day lol

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  26. Those who hold grudges
    Are full of sludges
    Both toxic and smelly...
    They can go to hell's belly!

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  27. I grew up in a family where this ran rampant.
    They still won't talk to me, dammit. lol...

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    1. lol even made you swear
      How rude at their lair

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  28. orlin N cassie

    de food servizz gurlz sisturr & brotherz haz knot spoke sinz fire waz invented... yet if ya ask em WHY....neither one oh em noes what de hell de fite waz a bout in de furst place ~~~~~~ ♥♥♥☺☺☺

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    1. They just keep up with the grudge
      Forgetting yet refusing to budge

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  29. I agree totally with your point. Too many people hold grudges over stupid little things.

    In fact, I may never forgive them for being that way!

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    1. lol damn, made another grudge with this post
      Well at least it's less pitiful than most

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  30. Stealing one's fudge is tantamount to breaking into one's home.

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    1. Damn, have to watch that
      Where we are at

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  31. I do not forgive I do not forget.

    Most of the time

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  32. I'm usually a forgiving sort, but when it comes to my sister, I'll hold a grudge until we are 6 feet under.

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    1. Sometimes they need to be held onto
      As things are too true

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  33. Some people are just looking to be offended.
    The grudge is what they feel they have invented.
    People like that I stay away from.
    I just think they are all dumb.

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    1. A good way to be
      Spot those people and flee

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  34. I think I'm guilty of grudge a long time.
    But then I've realized I'm the one who suffers the most in the end. So I've accepted the fact that yeah, some humans are stupid. :P

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    1. haha a good fact to realize indeed
      As many are stupid at many a feed

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  35. I don't tend
    To hold a grudge
    But if you're a pest
    I'll give you a nudge

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    1. Nudge off a cliff
      Bye bye to any tiff

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