Saturday, July 2, 2016

A Little Help So None Will Yelp!

The cat has to share with you what you should watch out for at your zoo. When you are out and about you don't want to make people or animals shout.

On this holiday,
When you play,
Listen to the cat,
Where you're at.

Watch out near.
Lend at ear.
Watch out far.
Walking or car.

Could be this,
So you miss.
Could be that,
Chew no fat.

Like a toad,
On the road.
A silly goat,
In a boat.

A drunk wino,
On some rhino.
A little frog,
In some dog.

A weird cat,
Housing a rat.
A fat hippo,
Doing zippo.

A big dragon,
On some wagon.
A giant dino,
Eating said wino.

A fat pig,
Dancing a jig.
A silly cow,
With one eyebrow.

A fluffy bear,
Stealing your chair.
A foul rabbit,
With a smoking habit.

This and more,
Could be at your door.
So keep a watchful eye.
Don't ask why.

The cat just wanted to give you a heads up. You don't want to bother a frog loving pup. The Blue guy knows all about each one. Hey, it had to be done. Any you can add? Tons from pad to pad. Now I will go bother the singing bass. He is such fun to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

50 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT
    Did some freak steal your mat?
    Say it ain't so
    At your kitty cat show
    Hey, it's Saturday Raturday...
    Such a fun day!
    Is Hank still on the road
    Getting stuck like a blue toad?

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    1. Hank must still be moving away
      There at his bay
      With a swiped mat
      How about that?

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  2. A hippo doing zippo?
    Say it ain't so!

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    1. Can't say ain't
      The hippo may faint

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  3. A Little Help So None Will Yelp!
    Out on the road get ready to vet
    People and places
    So that one is safe
    Not getting lost with GPS you bet

    Hank

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    1. GPS is grand
      Until it lures you to a new land

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    2. or the satellite goes out
      as you are driving about

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    3. Or you go to no man's land
      Where the signal isn't grand

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  4. I haven't been to a zoo in years.
    The reason why there isn't one near.
    Perhaps I should look around,
    I won't find a zoo with my eyes on the ground.

    Enjoy your week-end.
    Yvonne.

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    1. That you will not
      Staring at one spot

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  5. You didn't mention the in-laws. Now, that's a real zoo!

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    1. I have none of those
      So don't have to sink to such lows

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  6. Jeepers creepers, look whats out
    What you can find when you're about
    I'd lock my door tight as a drum
    And stay inside till kingdom come
    No one-browed cows would I allow
    But pigs that dance are welcome now

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    1. Dancing pigs
      Doing jigs
      Maybe you should teach
      Then a youtube hit in reach

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  7. Well if the dino eats the wino, that solves about half of the problems.

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    1. Very very true
      Most of the drunks no longer in view

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  8. Those things can all be scary!

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    1. That they can be
      Stay far away at your sea

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  9. I saw nothing much gets by a cat. I was walking my dogs down a logging road and a cat that walked with us got leery. I turned the pack around. All those galoots couldn't detect what the cat knew.

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    1. The cat knows all
      While the dog just follows the bouncing ball

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  10. if all you say is true
    but it is still few

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  11. stay alert
    be pert
    you never know
    don't let anyone ruin the show

    stay safe and enjoy

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  12. LOL, Pat! IMHO, this is the kind of funny, absurd rhyming kiddos love! It gave me chuckles, especially the dino eating said wino. I can just see the picture book! I'll keep you advice in mind on Monday when the USA has its birthday bash, since Canada Day is passed. Take care!

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    1. haha have to watch out
      With such creatures about
      The absurd sure works
      Has it's perks

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  13. Lots of things to watch out for, especially all the fireworks. Hope they stay away from our house.

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    1. Yeah, they can suck
      As they fly like a duck

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  14. That's why I like to stay home
    and don't go far when I roam
    don't want to run people like that
    rather be at home safely with a bat

    betty

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    1. haha a bat in hands
      Swing for the stands

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  15. I have nothing to fear this coming holiday.
    The cats and I are staying home, our games to play.
    I hope all the fireworks are handled with care.
    We don't want to lose any fingers there.
    Have a happy holiday.

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    1. No finger would suck
      Blown off for a cheap thrill passing the buck

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  16. Lots of animals to look out for. Not much where I live though.

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  17. This holiday is strange, it's true
    Not one to sit and think it through
    Sparks will fly
    Don't ask why.

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  18. Soon cats and dogs will be living together...Oh the humanity!

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    1. So scary it is
      With the cats and dogs biz

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  19. When on holidays use your head/By the pool the Germans will take all sunbeds! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Need to give them a nudge
      If they won't budge

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  20. Ha, are you talking about Canada Day or our Independence Day?
    The post is well done either way!

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    1. haha can work for both days
      As the animals graze

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  21. The holidays tend to being out the crazies in masses. I think I'll stay home and avoid it all.

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  22. I'd take the singing pig.
    Give him a wooden spoon while he does the jig!

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    1. Could dance and prance
      Getting an awful feline glance

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  23. A giant dino
    Eating said wino
    Made me laugh and smile
    Pondered that for a while

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