Monday, July 11, 2016

A Little Move From The Groove!


The cat has heard people clamor, some without a stammer, that where they are going is the best. It sure beats all the rest, Pffft to that. Grass is always greener until you go splat.

Move to Canada today.
It's such a fun bay.
Quiet as can be.
Enjoy a cold, boring spree.

Move to the U.S. now.
It can really wow.
Can buy a gun at a yard sale.
Receive bullets by mail.

Move to China next.
You won't get hexed.
Just enough smog to make you choke.
But bah, that won't hurt any bloke.

Move to France.
Take a stance.
Then fall face first.
So much to drink you'll quench any thirst.

Move to Japan.
You'll be a fan.
Pokemon everywhere.
700+ to give a glare.

Move to Australia with ease.
There isn't even a breeze.
Sweat every which way.
Join the perspiration fray.

Move to Mexico next.
You may be vexed.
Which drug do you want?
Each side of the drug war will haunt.

Move to Greenland.
It is so grand.
Wait...it isn't green.
Such a lying scene.

Move to Turkey.
Makes anyone perky.
Named after a bird.
Turkey turkey isn't absurd.

Move To North Korea...never.
Not even anyone's endeavor.
Maybe Rodman would be all hot to trot.
But most normal people don't want to be shot.

Always a downside to any moving ride. Now the above may not be true, embellished a bit at my zoo. Except for the last, screw anyone joining that nutty cast. Think there is a downside to everywhere? Guess it just depends what you want at your lair. The cat would like no cold but then a bunch of nasty bugs would take hold. Can't win with that green grass, so I'll just eat it with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. would that be an expensive shoe?

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    2. Less expensive I suppose
      As he sinks to #2 lows

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    3. Fairly cheap at my beach
      I'm not a banker, I'm a teach.

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    4. Good you're not a banker
      As that rhymes with wanker

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    5. Fairly cheap at your beach
      Would flip flops be in reach?

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    6. In reach they'd be
      Scooby Dooweeeh!

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    7. Grab them and run
      For Bora fun

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  3. Have been to Canada a few years ago, great place, also been to the US quite a few times. Wonderful memories.
    Also Spain where I lived for a while then came back to the UK.......A mistake, but we all make mistakes.....even cats. lol.
    Yvonne.

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    1. That we all do
      As on the floor a cat can poo

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    1. Well, you know they always say the grass isn't greener on the other side? I've visited Canada a time or two even contemplated moving there for a bit, but here I sit in my own little corner. I had trouble with the other link.

      https://youtu.be/70lUAL0RE48

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    2. PS - I tried the link,but it said the page doesn't exist.

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    3. The page is up now at her sea
      Jut an hour behind me
      Never greener at any bay
      Just a different way

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    4. I just read the interview, very nice Pat. I am currently reading Murder Has a Price. So, far so good you have me hooked.

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    5. Always great to hear indeed
      Glad it's an enjoyable read

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    6. I just know it wasn't the butler.

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    7. Nope, didn't do it
      He solves the shit

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  5. Considering the above options I think we have to go wit the pokemon!!! Lmao

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    1. lol enjoy catching them all
      There at your hall

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  6. A Little Move from the Groove
    It is not trying to be aloof
    Go to any country
    And just be happy
    It will count as a good move

    Hank

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    1. Happy can help out
      Avoiding a scream and shout

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  8. There's trouble no matter where you go. Best to stay put.

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    1. Yeah, no way to avoid it
      Someone or something will stir up shit

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  9. Canada is the best place for me
    Better than guns and fear from the land of the free.
    I am tempted to live in Austria or Germany
    But there are always catches so Canada is the best place to be.

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    1. Yep, catches to every place
      But you just have to embrace

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  10. I think the U.S. is still the best country to live in. And I've never seen a gun for sale at a garage sale, and I've been to plenty. :)

    T.

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    1. lmao I know a guy who found one at one
      But probably some backwoods thing that was done

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  11. Luxembourg, that's the place
    Ice sculptures and lots of lace
    Royalty up the wazoo
    A royal flush in the loo

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    1. Is the loo gold?
      Now there's a story to be told

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  12. Every now and then
    We toy with the idea of moving again
    Not out of the country, no way
    But from the green grass far, far away

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    1. Far far away
      But you have a nice bay
      Then something good and bad everywhere
      Unless NK was your lair

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  13. So many of our wonderful celebs are threatening to move to Canada: Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Miley Cyrus, Whoopi Goldberg, George Lopez, Al Sharpton, Raven Symone. I really don't know how the good ol' USA will be able to survive without them. ;)

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    1. lol you can keep them all
      We already have Bieber at our hall

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    2. Maybe ship him to Siberia
      Where hill contract umm listeria

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    3. Just don't send him to Bora
      It might ruin my shora

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    4. That it might
      With him in sight

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  14. Love it!
    Although Canada is definitely the place for me! ;)

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    1. Was fun to do
      Yeah, I'll stay here too

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  15. Staying put at my sea
    Too many moves back before
    Like to sit tight and enjoy it here
    Even if others think it is a bore.

    betty

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    1. Yeah, moving is a pain
      17 times and I'm sure more will follow at my lane

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  16. I'm content with where I live. It's not perfect and I hate winter but lots of the time it's just fine.

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    1. That is the way
      With mot places I'd say

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  17. I may move very soon, from the bedroom to the kitchen!

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    1. Don't move too fast
      The moving must last

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  18. So who can afford to move??? I sure can't. Most places are just fine to have a home.

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    1. Yeah, can't afford that one bit
      And that most are where we sit

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    1. haha didn't want to go one forever
      With an every country endeavor

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  20. every place has a plus
    every place has a not
    in TX hardly any snow
    but summer is too freakin' HOT

    There's always worse...as you listed
    clever rhyme

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    1. That they are
      Worse by far
      And ugg to the heat
      But no snow is sweet

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  21. No way am I moving! No grass could ever be green enough to lure me into packing my stuff and trekking to another place.

    Saw your interview and am thoroughly impressed! Very different side to Mr. Hatt.

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    1. Yeah, have to pay me a ton of dough
      To make it far away I go

      Glad i can impress indeed
      More than rhyme can take seed lol

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  22. Ah, we always try to escape
    no matter where is better
    just give us some new
    to chew at our zoo...

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    1. And then we want more
      Never happy at any shore

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  23. No move to Ireland? Bring an umbrella!

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  24. ha, I'd move to Canada if I got to meet Mr. Justin Trudeau :) And I would love to visit North Korea! I think it'd be so fascinating.

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    1. Until you got a bullet to the head
      Then any fascination would kinda be dead lol

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  25. Where I live now is only about 15 miles from where I was born. I have no desire to live anywhere else. This is home.
    Great interview. 104 is a lot of books. You make me feel lazy. Have a super week.

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    1. Home is the best place to be
      Wherever one feels best at their sea

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    1. Glad it was grand
      In the other land

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  27. Why wouldn't we want to move to North Korea? Kim Jong Un has made it abundantly clear that everyone there is super happy, and that they have the strongest military in the world. You can even choose between TEN government mandated hairstyles. That's double digits. Tell me that isn't awesome.

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    1. So strong they can shoot a rocket 20 feet
      My, and reaching double digits is sooo neat

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  28. orlin N cassie....dee pendin on de electionz ree sultz come november; we mite all bee moovin ta one oh theeze countreez :) ♥♥♥ yur dadz interview waz awesum, best fishes with hiz new book ☺☺☺

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    1. I'm sure you'd all love that
      We have birds here with plenty of scat

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  29. I think I'll stay where I am.
    Ohio is rather grand! hahaha.

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    1. haha smog and all
      There at your hall

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  30. Can I ask when and why Pokeman has made a comeback?

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    1. That app brought it back
      Now not just DS games at each shack

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  31. I'm not moving anywhere. I'll be staying right here.

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    1. Happy if one is
      Avoid the moving biz

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  32. Great interview! I agree about the self publishing. I know a lot of people who prefer to start out that way than waiting on a publisher to work with them.

    There's good and bad everywhere. I am sure the rest of the world is looking at America as the ghetto of the world with what the media is putting out there about us right now. Yeah, we have our problems, just like anyone else, but I love living here. Most of the population are amazing, kindhearted people. It's just those assholes that do something stupid and the media sensationalizes it, making us all look like racist, mean, gun toting cows.

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    1. Yeah, way better than waiting
      Can be way worse that dating

      That is all the media does at your sea
      Focus on the bad and the rest of the world wants to flee

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  33. Spot on! The grass is not greener, every place has its ups and downs, although I'm scratching my head as to what Colorado's downside might be. I'm with you. I think cold is cleansing, kills a lot of bad stuff! Have a good one!

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    1. Cold gets rid of the crap
      And yeah, every thing has a bad thing across the map

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  34. Lots of deodorant I shall buy
    To Australia I will fly.

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    1. Keep them in business anyway
      As you visit their bay

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  35. Ha, I think a lot of people are thinking of moving to Canada....
    so many that Canada would be wise to build a wall! Smiles.

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    1. haha Canada needs a big wall
      If Trump rules your Whitehouse hall

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  36. Great interview Pat
    I cheer and doff my hat

    I am tiring of big city life
    In Toronto I reside
    Thinking of moving East
    To the Maritimes I'll take a ride

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    1. PEI I'd avoid though
      As that is one dead and dying show
      NB isn't bad
      Newfie land is a nice pad
      But I'd say NS is the best
      Of the maritime test
      Blah to the damn cities too
      Hate them at my zoo
      Trying to finally get a job out of one
      As damn going back there for any run

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