Thursday, July 7, 2016

A Mini Ninja Paw Lays Down The Law!

The cat was out and about when it seems Mini Alex dug himself out. I guess I wasn't keeping a watchful eye and he got out of the litter box stinking sky high. But that didn't last as he couldn't run fast.


Come here.
You've nothing to fear.
Already smell like my rear.
 Don't give me that ninja peer.


Whoops, all head.
 What's that you said?
I think you got some of me on you.
Guess you have clumping action too.


A ninja attack?
Don't hold back.
Bring it on.
 Don't be a pawn.

Ninja kick?
My, that was slick.
Especially with no legs.
That like round hole square pegs?

Ninja spin?
Damn, I though that would win.
You were so fast I didn't see it.
Why aren't you a ninja hit?


Ninja slap?
Just don't accidentally crap.
Getting that on my paw,
Is against every law.


Ninja twist?
Can't get off my wrist?
Does that make you twist and shout?
Come now, don't ninja pout.


Ninja stare?
Umm is that rare?
 You kinda look the same.
Ninja stare is a bit lame.


Ninja vanish?
 Mean something else in Spanish?
You still seem to be here.
Again with that peer.


Ninja clones?
My, aren't they bare bones.
Sure looks bad to the bone.
Strike a funny bone at the tone?

I guess I'd be pissed too if I was buried in the litter at our zoo. At least now he's free and can take a shower at his sea. May need to take quite a few. Too bad he can't go "Ninja Clean" on cue. That must be a defective clone. Good of him to throw buried mini Alex a bone. What? The cat is nuts you say? Didn't you know that at my bay? All that work deserves a roll in the grass. Ninjas can sure wear out the paws of my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

72 comments:

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    1. congrats Betty #1
      where are Hank
      and Blue?

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    2. Sleeping at their bay?
      No time to play?

      Betty

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    3. Or on the road
      But could be snoring mode

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    4. Congrats Betty
      #1 makes one happy

      Hank

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    5. Congrats Betty
      #1 makes one happy

      Hank

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    6. Being on top
      Place to be of the crop

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  2. Back to sleep
    For this peep

    Betty

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  3. Don't want to face a Ninja attack
    Mini or a big one
    Just like to avoid it
    And play in the sun

    Betty

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    1. A better way to be
      They can be deadly

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  4. I do work out, but I'm not quite that skinny.
    At least he's out of the litter box! Even if the Cat had to play with his head for a while. Now, pass me the shampoo...

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    1. lol good you aren't quite there
      A rather boney affair
      Maybe need a whole bottle
      As he runs home at full throttle

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  5. haha - The Ninja can still get around
    there are many places he can be found

    I do remember when the cat buried him
    it was a sticky situation, rather grim...

    Have a good day Cat and his friend Pat
    Thanks for the morning chat...

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    1. OH, and a little Thorogood to play in your head
      are you feeling the dread ...

      I saw him in concert a couple of years ago..3 rows from stage, standing room only. He rocked the place!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7VsoxT_FUY

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    2. Can get out
      With a litter box pout
      Feeling bad to the moan
      Giving the cat an evil tone
      Rock n Roll racing comes due
      When that show shines through

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    3. feeling bad to the moan
      or bad to the groan..haha

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    4. A fine way to be
      At ones sea

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  6. Lol at the ninja stare! I heard that it can stop cats dead in the middle of anything!

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    1. lol then they squat and pee
      Right on the ninja's knee

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    2. I'd rather have pee on my knee than a flea!

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    3. lol that is sad
      There at your pad

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  7. I do like the attire Ninjas wear. It looks so comfy. Of course yours is very comfy bein' bare ass nekkid.

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    1. Unless there is a cool breeze
      Then things may umm freeze

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  8. At my bay, the ninja head would be rolling on the floor. When I would look at what they have, the dogs would have hidden it and pretend nothing is about. Once I walk out of the room the rolling would begin again. It doesn't pay to hang out in the litter box here.

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    1. At least they are smart enough to wait until you aren't looking
      To see what the litter box is cooking

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  9. I've been losing weight but thankfully I can't see my bones......yet.
    Great post Pat.
    Yvonne.

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    1. haha probably better not to
      As the bones could shine through

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  10. And Ninja Alex makes an escape. Though I doubt anyone will want him back at home smelling like the litter box!

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  11. Ninjas free and out of the box
    Clean like Blue and his pair of sox
    Spread the word, attack is due
    The Ninja curse may visit you

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    1. But he can't sneak
      Smelling like shit creek

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  12. Oh, my heavens, Cat!!!
    You buried a ninja at your mat???
    I'd watch for some vengeance come due
    When his shower fun is through!

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    1. May be a good long while
      As the smell was vile

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  13. bonus illustrations make this a great Thursday
    glad no smell-o-vision included

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    1. Nothing there to smell
      That would cause hell

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  14. Oh so deliciously funny, Pat!
    Hope you're having a good one where you're at!

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    1. Fine and dandy here
      With my rhyming rear

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  15. Definitely needs a shower after that battle. Don't hurt the ninja too bad, nothing a little shower and disinfectant can't fix.

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    1. Disinfectant will be needed in stock
      To get rid of the smell that does flock

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  16. You are such a goofball! Lol, I love this. I’m actually catsitting for my neighbor this week and I’m excited! Not for the litter box part but just for the playing with a cat part 

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    1. The playing with the cat is fun
      After all the scooping is done

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  17. So far the ninja hasn't attacked anything here!

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    1. Keep them away
      Sneaky they can be at ones bay

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  18. orlin N cassie...whoa...N we thinked R litterz box had sum kewl stuff in it.....we haz never finded a ninja tho ☺☺

    { purrhapz ewe shuld tell him bout GIE UNT CAT kibble; him lookz like he could use a few poundz ☺☺☺

    we iz out til monday; sew heerz two a blueline tilefish kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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    1. Yeah, he could stand to gain a few
      Hope a great weekend is had at your zoo

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  19. The cat vs the ninja you say
    My money is on the cat any day!

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    1. The cat has a box
      Plus is sly like a fox

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  20. Bring it on, Ninja. Bring it on.

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  21. Ninja star?/You won't run far/The cat will jump you/And then it'll have you! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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  22. Come on, Orlin and admit
    that this was Cassie in a ninja fit!

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    1. Cassie was too busy being ocd
      And cleaning at our sea

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  23. A shower is due indeeeeeed!! :)

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  24. If you see a ninja

    then he is no ninja

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  25. Ha! I like that mini Ninja
    He's kinda cute and tough
    Wouldn't want a roll in litter
    That's really quite enough

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    1. Stinky as can be
      As a rolling comes to thee

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  26. Poor Ninja. No match for the cat!

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    1. Got screwed over
      At least he wasn't eaten by rover

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  27. It looks like the cat did a Ninja attack
    and now Mr. Ninja head is getting a lot of smack.

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    1. Sure got a heads up
      As the cat filled his cup

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  28. Ninjas scare me - I will stay away!

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    1. Just use the litter
      They get bitter

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  29. Damn am I late to this party. Need to Netflix this.

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