Thursday, July 14, 2016

Care To Lobby For A New Hobby?


The cat has found more hobbies to share with you. These ones will sure give you something more to do. That is if you survived my last list. I bet most of them were missed.

Graving is first.
A grave yard thirst.
Take pics of grave stones.
Watch out for zombie moans.

Speaking of which,
You can't even twitch.
This hobby has you playing dead.
Yep, dead with a hole in your head.

Then comes to giveaway.
Yep, every single day.
If a stranger passes you by,
Give them 10 bucks on the fly.

Here comes one,
Dogs may find fun.
Looking at animals butts.
Maybe they expect worm guts?

Back to the barnyard.
This isn't so hard.
Make an animal sound every day.
Moo, baa, whatever at your bay.

Don't be a user,
Or some drug abuser.
Just collect drugs.
Watch out for thugs.

Need some know?
Give this hobby a go.
Sue every other week.
May fill your creek.

Be a nut.
Maybe like the animal butt.
Dye your dog's hair.
Make them another animal oh so rare.

Have your fill.
It can thrill.
Or maybe kill.
Literally, collect toe jam, foot the bill.

Here is one for old one eye,
She may see this and cry.
Walk up every staircase you see.
Good exercise in this hobby for thee.

Now you have ten more to give a go at your shore. Care to collect toe jam or drugs? Might be better off with dead bugs. But hey, you could always look at a pets ass. I bet that would impress a lass. Not I or Cass. Keep your eyes out of my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

72 comments:

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    1. The 6th in July
      Making lucky tries!

      Hank

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  2. Care To Lobby For A New Hobby?
    To fill up time plain and easy
    Making animal sounds
    Acting so profound
    Can easily scare off the scary

    Hank

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    1. That it will
      Fits the bill
      But one may scare
      Away any pair

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  3. Don't dye your dogs hair because that just isn't nice...I mean, unless she doesn't like the grays anymore when they pop up. Hahaha

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    1. The grays they don't seem to mind
      As long as they can sniff a behind

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  4. Perhaps, you need a trip
    to visit the Hobby Lobby
    build a miniature ship
    to cast into the sea
    just hope it isn't foggy
    hitting rocks would not be hip
    at least it won't be smoggy
    set your dreams free...

    I'll pass on the graveyard :(
    I've seen enough of these....

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    1. A rock in a boat
      Would sink and not float
      Then your new hobby would be slimming
      As you'd need to start swimming

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    2. Haha well at least it is slimming

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    3. That it is
      With the swimming biz

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  5. I think too many people have the suing hobby.

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  6. I make several animal noises everyday just getting up out of a chair!

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  7. Why not some butt ham?
    Yikes! I say
    Even on a sunny day
    How about a Bora stroll?
    Would that be a hobby um goal?
    How about collecting dust?
    Would that be a must?
    Haha not yet I hope
    I will cope
    As I count my bills and stuff
    Can't have enough
    Of those at your shore
    Encore?

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    1. Strolling the bora shore
      that would surely not bore
      sip an umbrella drink
      sway in a hammock and think

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    2. Enough bills?
      Bah, as they fill land fills
      Toss them all there
      Will keep you warm at your lair
      When you have to burn them to create a fire
      Guess we shouldn't let the bills expire

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    3. Not a one?
      damn, bills are no fun

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    4. PS - Gave the review a peer...

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    5. Thanks for the look
      At the other nook

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  8. Way back in my ghoulish time
    Before I did my morning rhyme
    In graveyards I did love to roam
    And maybe even write a poem
    Pictures I would often take
    Of stones that had survived the quake

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    1. A graveyard love
      Fits like a glove
      Ghoulish at night?
      Were you a fright?

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  9. It turns out that toe jam isn't very good on toast!

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    1. Nope, rather tangy and such
      Rather not touch

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  10. There is a new hobby
    I would like to try.
    To "Get back to the life I knew"
    I wonder why?

    Since moving here,
    My life's been in a mess.
    I must think positive,
    That I confess.

    Looking at graves
    Is not my cup of tea.
    To me it's morbid.
    Don't you agree?

    Yvonne.

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    1. Morbid it can be
      Makes one want to flee
      Can always clean a mess
      Whether it's more or less

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  11. I think I'll stick to auction going.
    Better than these, this I'm knowing. lol.

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    1. lol that it is indeed
      With these one should take heed

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  12. I love this post.
    Im thinking be a nut always is nice something new ♡♡

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    1. Something new will always show
      As nuts run high and low

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    2. Fun to be a nut
      At ones hut

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  13. I have toe jams every time I wear I new pair of scoks.

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    1. Need to get stretchy with it
      Before they can fit

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  14. Thanks for the shout out at my place
    Enjoyed reading your book at my pace

    Seems the new hobby these days
    is something to do with Pokemon Go
    Catching a lot of people's interests
    but for me I don't think so

    betty

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    1. No problem at all
      Glad it was enjoyed at your hall

      Yeah, that seems to be everywhere
      At least kids get exercise and out of their lair

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  15. stroll through graves
    is for the brave
    seek solace as one
    I prefer the sun

    stroll the beach

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  16. Animal butts kinda scare
    But people's butts?
    It's time to beware!

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    1. Never know what's down there
      Could be plenty for ones nose hair

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  17. Interested in knowing how drug collecting would work. I used to collect old (empty) medicine bottles, does that count?

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    1. That could count I suppose
      Why did you collect those?

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    2. Just for the hell of it. I had lots of empty bottles associated with opiates when they were all legal. Morphine, opium, laudanum, even heroin... I ended up selling most of them but retained a few. I still have a laudanum bottle as big as the one John Wayne drank from in "The Shootist."

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    3. Damn, well if you could sell and make dough
      Why not at your show

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  18. I have too many now that I can't keep up with. But maybe I could drop all those for something new - maybe categorizing the color of the sky daily?
    Congrats on the review - really, good for you! :)

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    1. Well that will be a blast
      I'm sure it will surely last

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  19. Collecting drugs, now that's something you never hear of.

    "And this over here is a Columbian pure-white cocaine, 1981, vintage. Aged to perfection. Wrapped in the highest quality plastic wrap."

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    1. Just waiting for the right owner to buy
      This is my retirement and your next high

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  20. Collect toe jam, oh that sounds like fun.

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    1. Pick the toes
      Add in boogers from a nose

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  21. Having just read Betty's review
    I have an idea for you
    With the current Pokemon craze
    You could tie in your #1 plays
    Maybe even dress up The Cat
    Whom Betty called charming; imagine that!
    Actually know a soul or two
    Whom tombstone pictures do
    All as part of the genealogy zoo

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    1. #1 at my sea
      A craze for all with glee
      I guess you never know
      Doubt the Pokemon craze will last though
      Genealogy seem like a good reason
      To take pics no matter the season

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  22. I can see my brothers doing that and then smearing it on me.

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    1. haha be funny to see
      A smear on thee

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  23. orlin N cassie.....call uz old hat at thiz but we haz been lookin at.... & sniffin each otherz buttz now .....for like...well, sinz we waz born !!!! oh look....heer comez dai$y now ~~~~~~~~ sniff sniff....
    few ~~~~~~

    ☺☺☺♥♥♥

    butter lover boomer o cat =^,,^=

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    1. Gotta get that sniff in
      And go for the win

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  24. I saw someone said toe jam isn't very good on toast and I admit it I laughed. :) Sounds like a new hobby might not be needed afterall though, lol. ew

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    1. lol ones to avoid indeed
      No toe jam should take seed

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  25. Actually I've been known to take pictures of grave stones. I find them fascinating, and I wonder about the lives so briefly described. Visiting Arlington National Cemetery was a powerful experience for me, especially seeing the Challenger Memorial and JFK's gravesite. And, yes, I have photos! LOL

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    1. lol well I suppose there may be a point to it
      As you go for a graveyard photo fit

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  26. I love cemeteries
    Have visited many in my day
    Whenever I'm in a new place
    I stroll the tomb display

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    1. There is a vacation thing to do
      With plenty to view

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  27. I'll stick with cream cheese on my toast instead of toe jam. I don't need a new hobby that bad. Ewww!

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    1. That would be a nasty one
      To give a run

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  28. ha, Chandler is definitely into the butt hobby. How rude!

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    1. A sure fire butt winner
      Doesn't think he's a sinner

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  29. Great now when I eat some rice tonight I will be thinking of ass worms

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    1. lol well they are a thing
      As the ass worms have a fling

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  30. Ha, none of these hobbies appeal to me.
    Will pass on all suggestions at your sea!

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    1. Good way to be
      Better off climbing a tree

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