Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Change What At Your Hut?

Humans like to whine and say they want change to align, but is that really true? We shall see at my zoo. The answer is an easy one. Although I'll still give it a run.

We want change,
At every range.
But don't change me.
Nope, not with your spree.

Can't have that.
My world is a stat.
Don't change it.
Change every other bit.

Advancements are grand.
Spread them across the land.
Wait! I'd need a new car?
They'd shut down the gas bar?

Greedy oil tycoons would lose dough?
Pffft can't have that given a go.
Nope, not one bit.
That would cause a fit.

Change cancer treatment ways.
Whoops, then who pays?
If nanites can cure it,
We'd go bankrupt and shit.

Let's test it another decade.
Then maybe the idea will fade.
Test and test in a lab.
You go catch a cab.

Change tomorrow.
Today we'll borrow.
Let change wait.
Until the final date.

Then whoops, too late.
Sealed ones fate.
Over and done.
But change isn't fun.

Oh, let's pray.
God will save the day.
One of the 2000 gods has to help.
Listen to our yelp.

See! I looked up from my phone.
Can't you hear me at the tone?
I want change to come now.
Show me that power, wow.

Pffft sadly, the only way humans change these days is if you force it upon everyone. Then the greedy rich sobs won't let that be done. But never fear, iPhone 7.7.7.7.5 is near. That will keep all happy as they can stay yappy. Pfffft maybe one of the 2000 gods will smarten dummies up with some IQ points in their coffee cup. Yeah, pffft more change in the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

72 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. The 4th in a row
      The 5th in July

      Hank

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    2. Oh my
      Hank's on a roll
      While my snore takes a stroll

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    3. Hank got a ton
      As he goes #1

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    4. He doesn't snore
      Like a boar
      Or a chick
      On a stick
      Or a toad
      On the road
      Or True blue
      In a shoe
      Or a cat
      In a Hatt

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    5. Or a dino
      On a wino
      With an albino
      In a rhino

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  2. Change as long as it isn't even more out of my taxes.

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    1. Taxes they grab
      In a pocket they dab

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  3. Bleh to the iphone and Bleh to most change! Haha I like change and think many things need to change, but it scares the heck out of me.

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    1. Scares the heck out of you?
      Bah, not so scary at any zoo

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  4. Change is what keeps most companies in business. It's a necessary evil.

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    1. Keeps them going in many a way
      May not always be good that comes astray

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  5. Change What At Your Hut?
    Set to get out of the rut
    Change for the better
    Pick on a good idea
    They can appreciate one so smart

    Hank

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    1. Change and go
      Never know what shall flow

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  6. The only change I like is the money you still owe me :p

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    1. haha a few pennies here and there
      Won't do much for any lair

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    2. You'd be surprised how just a few coins can make my day :D

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    3. Just a few
      I'd need more than one or two

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  7. Bob Dylan said it best:

    For the times they are a-changin'

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    1. not sure I like what's a-changin' these days

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    2. Changing on the outside takes a hike
      But in reality not much change hits a strike

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  8. Change stay away from my door
    I don't want you anymore
    Got my ducks all in a row
    Pass my house with winds that blow

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  9. Its easy to scream for change, but its often a different story when it does come, in a blaze of glory.

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    1. That it is in the end
      People don't want to buck the trend

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  10. Change makes you want the new and improved model, lol. Change is inevitable whether we like it or not.

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    1. It will come due
      Not always grand or new

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  11. Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes, Turn and face the strange, Ch-ch-Changes, Don't have to be a richer man...David Bowie

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    1. Except he was as rich as could be
      There at his sea

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  12. Change is a good thing
    unless it costs too much money
    and then it is not funny!

    betty

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    1. Nope, then it sucks
      As it zaps away the bucks

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  13. Some things get changed every single day
    I promise you that at my bay!

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  14. It is strange
    We say "Bring change"
    But fault we won't admit
    Cuz we like to throw a fit
    Yet "Change for a dollar?"
    Many like to holler
    Including me
    When laundry's due at my sea.

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    1. Yep, Pass the buck
      What the fluck
      Just get some change
      Humans are strange

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  15. Sometimes change is a huge pain, but then again it can be good for you

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    1. That it can be
      Other times may be worse than a flea on a knee

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  16. good post for the day.
    Change? Not in my backyard
    that's what we all say
    but it's time to deal the card

    of change.

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    1. Has to be dealt
      For change to be felt

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  17. I resist change, after all the change I experienced in the first 32 years of my life. I love the roots I've grown here in Colorado. My hubby, on the other hand, was anchored in Detroit, well Dearborn just outside of Detroit. He didn't escape until he got off to university. He wants change; he always thinks the grass is greener elsewhere. Our big conundrum, now that we're both retired, is stay or go. I'll bet you can guess which one of us doesn't want to leave our home or Colorado. It will be interesting to see how this plays out! LOL But then you know all about compromise living with Orlin and Cassie!

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    1. lol they sure take the win
      An do me in
      Going to and fro
      Is a pain though
      Hate moving at my sea
      17 times for me

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  18. Change is inevitable. Not always good, but not always bad, either.

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    1. Have to wait and see
      Which way it will be

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  19. It seems that lots of humans just need to change their diaper these days!

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    1. That they do
      Too full of shit to even make it to the loo

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  20. Seems everyone wants change these days. Newer, faster, better. What's the fuss all about? Can't we just be happy with what we have?

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    1. Seems many can't
      Scurrying about like an ant

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    2. You mean the need to change from an iPhone whatever version to the next higher version isn't worth the bazillion dollars required to upgrade? Say-it-isn't-so! :)

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    3. lol they neeeeeeed it though
      Just neeeeed it in tow

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  21. orlin N cassie...frum one batch oh catz two another we ALL noe what we thinkz oh change...less itz spare change we finded under de sofa......sum looze 50's ore 100'z wood be nice huh! ♥♥♥

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    1. Now that would be the best
      Fill us with zest

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  22. I got a little change in my pocket going jing a ling a ling...
    well, that's the change I thought of anyway, but I know that's not what you meant. :)

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    1. haha well a little beats none
      As you jing a ling a ling and have fun

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  23. I think people change over time, whether they like to or not.

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  24. No thanks. I don't like change...unless it's quarters and dimes.

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  25. As the old adage says, "A change is as good as a rest"
    Great verse.
    Yvonne.

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    1. That it may be
      Depending on what comes to thee

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  26. Some change I like a lot
    Other I'd rather leave to rot. lol.

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    1. Some deserves to rot
      Or boil in a pot

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  27. People are adaptable to change but are resistant to it

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    1. That sizes it up
      As they drink from their same cup

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  28. I think humans do wish for change, but sometimes the changes they wish for are not as positive as they would hope.....there is something to be said for the status quo.

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    1. That there is
      Within the change biz

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  29. I am going through
    A ton of changes now
    I know it will all work out
    But I need a rest and how

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    1. A rest can be hard to come by
      As the changes fly

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