Saturday, July 16, 2016

Does Smooth Only Soothe?

The cat has little grief, other than that one time I couldn't get relief. Yeah, the cat couldn't pee but that was years ago at our sea. You humans though seem to have a ton. You must find it no fun.

Life is smooth.
It's no myth.
Does it soothe,
To take the fifth?

Can you take the fifth?
Does that only count down there?
Maybe the fourth with?
Hell, I don't care.

Life will be what you want.
Surely a familiar ring.
Pffft was that a taunt?
Maybe life is out for a fling.

You can get there.
Yes you can indeed.
It isn't so rare.
Patience is what you need.

Nothing will go wrong.
Nothing will come due.
You'll sing a merry song,
And all will be right for you.

Should I pffft again?
That may be in need.
Gotta love a pen.
It can let things take seed.

I suppose now it's a keyboard.
But the same old crap.
Dull as a board,
Falling for the no trap.

Or the trap of this.
Always will be sunny.
Yep, always bliss,
Like a happy Easter Bunny.

But life will be great.
Never mind this cat.
No one can relate.
Always a 100% stat.

No curveballs.
Nothing bad.
Should you get such calls,
Nothing you can't handle at your pad.

Don't you love the cheery stuff? Makes you think life won't be rough. Or at least it makes some think that. Pffft says the cat. Shit is going to happen a time or fifty and it won't be nifty. I'll get that on a bumper sticker when I get some gas. That will make me a famous little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

55 comments:

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    1. 3rd in a row
      8th in July
      In with the flow
      Makes fora good try!

      Hank

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    2. Sure flowing along
      And going strong

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    1. CHEER UP!
      Oh go eat a cup
      SMILE!
      That might take a while
      DON'T BE BLUE
      Go find my shoe

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    2. CHEER UP!
      Oh go eat a cup
      SMILE!
      That might take a while
      DON'T BE BLUE
      Go find my shoe

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    3. Times two
      For #2
      That get cheer
      Or a smelly rear

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  3. Does Smooth Only Soothe?
    Perhaps allowed to choose
    Some cheeky stuff
    Good for a laugh
    Funny bone to remain loose

    Hank

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    1. Remain loose on the go
      And some fun may show

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  4. Just when you think it's going great
    It's on thin ice you're about to skate
    Life has it's crazy downs and ups
    No need crying in your cups

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    1. No crying in cups indeed
      As life takes seed
      Up and down is shall go
      Or down and up with its flow

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  5. Your verses do cheer this lonely soul up Pat.
    Thanks for yet another one.
    Yvonne.

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  6. Bad things will always happen. It all depends on how well we are equipped to handle them.

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    1. That they always will
      Can be a pain when we need to foot a bill

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  7. I bet you could sell those bumper stickers, Pat! Heck, "Pffft!" could be a stand-alone bumper sticker. A cheery life with no challenges would be BORING. Nothing like a good blow to get the adrenaline flowing. And one's character growing. That said, have a cheery day. A little respite from challenge is good for the soul!

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    1. That respite surely is
      I could sure market the Pffffft bumper sticker biz
      Challenges are needed
      But not pure crap ones that are seeded

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  8. You could be a bumper sticker with a snicker!

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    1. Works for me
      A new type to cause glee

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  9. Smooth sailing in the quest of life
    oh, wait you don't want any strife
    you better bring a life-jacket & flares
    journey can be rough, times of despair
    I'm losing faith in my own resilience
    but, the stars and moon are still brilliant
    following the constellation they will guide me
    in turbulent times, over raging sea
    for the sun will rise in a new day
    and somehow, I will find my way...

    ok, not sure where this came from
    put on a smile, no need to be glum
    so, I guess my muse now wants to drum

    have a good day there at your hideaway

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    1. Let your muse flow
      And the sun shall show
      A life jacket is a good call
      In case one were to fall
      Then maybe they'd bounce a bit
      And not crack like some humpty dumpty twit lol

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  10. Life will always bring a little rain
    Just got to continue the pace
    That is what we all do
    As part of the human race.

    Betty

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  11. I would imagine that the right to claim the fifth amendment would only apply to American cats. Sorry!!!!

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    1. lol damn, outta luck
      I'll have to bribe with many a buck

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  12. There always seem to be problems. Just have to go with the flow.

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  13. Unfortunately, cover balls are thrown on a regular basis.

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    1. Curve balls you mean
      Or duck and cover at your scene?

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  14. Ups and downs make life interesting. However, I wish the universe would space out those downs lately. Moderation, universe. Moderation.

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    1. Well the universe loves you a ton
      As it screws you with a daily run

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  15. If life was always full of luck
    We would be boring as f¥&$!

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  16. I hate curve balls. But they happen from time to time.

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  17. I gotta say, I try hard to keep things positive and leave the negativity at bay. It has its merits for sure!

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    1. Has many merits indeed
      When take seed

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  18. Should I pfftt again???
    Of course you can
    Pfft is so you Pat :)

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  19. Should I pfftt again???
    Of course you can
    Pfft is so you Pat :)

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  20. It depends what you focus on,
    then all cars will be white...
    cheers!

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    1. haha I suppose can be true
      If color blind at ones zoo

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  21. Yes life will be great
    at my gate!
    Why not enjoy
    before it's too late.

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  22. No head-scratching with this one,
    just belly-laughing at the fun!

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  23. The good and the bad
    all will be had.
    It's your attitude the gets your through.
    But that you knew!

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  24. when one is stuck on first and second who can think of fifth

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    1. Maybe sixth can think of it
      Every bit

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  25. I will sing
    A very merry song
    Then if there are bumps
    I will simply hum along

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