Sunday, July 24, 2016

Embarrassment Day Comes To Play!

The cat does whatever he likes and embarrassment never strikes. I can whack my head or roll out of bed. Whoopdi friggin doo I say and be on my way. You humans though, you take it with a red glow.

Embarrassment is had,
At every human pad.
A little of this and that.
It never seems to scat.

When really it is scat.
In the end and all of that.
Can't actually bury it though,
Just so you know.

But you can let it go.
Whoopdi friggin doo, you know.
Of course that you do.
I've said it a time or two.

So you smack your head.
So you roll out of bed.
So out pops some talk,
That you didn't need to squawk.

So your pants fell down.
So you went bare ass through town.
As long as no arrest came due,
No harm really done to you.

So you fell down some stairs.
So you let loose a few swears.
So you wore mismatched clothes.
So you got caught talking to crows.

So...fill in the blank.
There is plenty of gas in the tank.
Embarrassment always wants to play.
Like a control freak it has its way.

Unless it does not.
You control the plot.
Embarrassment is your slave.
That embarrassing path you pave.

Take away the path,
Throw it in the bath.
Pull the plug,
You sank the thug.

How about that?
Taught by a cat.
Embarrassed by it?
Bah, screw that shit.

Do you let embarrassment get the better of you? We still give a whoopdi friggin doo. Can only bother you if you let it most times. It must be so embarrassing though to be mimes. But with a white face you'd never know. Does embarrassment make you glow? I'm not embarrassed to go roll in the grass with my ever so wiggly little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

62 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT, HOW ARE YOU?
    Still walking and talking at your kitty cat zoo?
    Hey, it's Sunday...
    Such a fun day!
    How's Hank The Poetry Tank?
    How's True and my shoe?
    Many questions from The Goo
    And Scooby Blue!

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    1. The Goo of Scooby Blue?
      Now that gets an ewww

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    2. YIKES!
      I'd rather sit on a bunch of spikes!

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    3. That can help out
      Bed of nails gets a shout

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  2. Whoopdi friggin doo, you say?
    How come I was teaching with my fly open at my bay?
    Did I feel embarrassed, you think?
    Did it make my ego sink?
    Did I blush and turn red?
    Did I wish I were in bed?
    Ha! You wish
    As I try to put the wish into swish...
    No such luck though
    At the Blue guy show

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    1. A fly down
      Out across town
      Isn't so bad
      unless commando is had
      For then you may get caught
      And tossed in a 6x6 cell plot

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    2. I prefer 4x4
      At my shore
      But that would be a car
      Not some place where they like a star
      A superstar?
      Um... no
      But when you gotta go
      You gotta go
      That's all I have to say
      At your show
      Or I might end up in a 6x6
      One without Bora chicks

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    3. Bora chicks are needed
      They must be deeded
      In a 6x6 loft
      Ever so soft
      And yep, when you gotta pee
      The side of the road works for me

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    4. In the place to be!
      And I'll raise you a Scooby Doooweeeeh!

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    5. Great post
      From coast to coast

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    6. Or go scooby doweee
      But still done to see

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  3. My embarrassment many years ago.
    In N. Ireland a concert we did go.
    The singer had me and friend on stage,
    To play our twmbourines without geting a wage.
    We played rather badly I confess.
    Our lives for a while a complete mess.
    But it was all good fun you must agree.
    That many people saw embarrassement by the likes of me.

    Enjoyed the post Pat.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Good fun sure can save the day
      When any embarrassment comes to play

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  4. Usually not. But then, I rarely do anything that embarrasses me.

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    1. With a rarely pop in
      Embarrassment can't win

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  5. In my youngers days I remember being embarrassed over such silly things. Now I see my kids going through that and I laugh. Who cares what other people think, especially if it's over something silly. ;) Older age does have its perks. Not much embarrasses me anymore (knock on wood that stays true! lol).

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    1. lol the older one gets the less they care
      Or maybe the mind goes and they are less aware?

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  6. Embarrassment is only for humans not for us felines!

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    1. Doesn't bother a cat
      They just keep acting like a dingbat

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  7. That is the way to get rid of embarrassment. Just don't give a darn what other people think. That is their problem, not yours.

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    1. Yep, let them have the problem of it
      And walk away without a fit

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  8. Cats don't care what they do
    They turn the house into a zoo
    They spill the trash and walk away
    To scold a cat just won't pay

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    1. They just give you a look
      WTF and away they go like a crook

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  9. Embarrassment Day Comes To Play!
    Caught on the wrong foot in dismay
    Being careful
    Keeping cool
    Being clear-headed in lot of ways

    Hank

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    1. Clear headed wins out
      No matter what's about

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  10. I try to avoid doing embarrassing things. Such as dancing.

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    1. No dance and prance
      So others can glance?

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  11. talking to crows?
    almost always do it;
    they teach how to flit
    inch by inch
    laughing loud...

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    1. That they do
      A talking away to get a clue

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  12. Not embarrassed here with what I do
    Usually it is worthy of a laugh or two too.

    Betty

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    1. A laugh sure works
      As it's non embarrassing perks

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  13. Don't get embarrassed much, you see.
    Making fun of myself is a treat.
    It's fun to ridicule me
    like on a toilet in the street.

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    1. That says it all
      As you sit on a loo with no stall

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  14. Don't get embarrassed much, you see.
    Making fun of myself is a treat.
    It's fun to ridicule me
    like on a toilet in the street.

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  15. I'm embarrassed when I'm not #1

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    1. Damn, all the time
      Except for he odd chime

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    1. Bah, that's no fun
      May as well just ignore it a ton

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  17. Sometimes I feel embarrased ..... is sad

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  18. It's not often I get embarrassed. I used to when I was younger, but the older I get, the less I give a shit.

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    1. Seems to be the way
      as age comes into play

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  19. In each day be a fool.
    That's kinda my rule.

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  20. I get over my embarrassment easy by thinking that I'm human and so are the people who witnessed whatever it is I have embarrassed myself with. :D

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    1. Yep, we all have it
      May as well not give a umm spit

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  21. Great post and such a beautifully written poem. I can't remember the last time I was embarrassed so I guess, I'm either a goody two shoes or I don't realise how embarrassing my actions are - hmmm - maybe I should be more self-aware? :)

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    1. haha or just let it flow
      Who really wants to know

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  22. believe me, as clumsy as I am, embarrassment hovers like a cloud. And I get beet red - nothing like fair skin. Oh well

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    1. lol can't blame the heat
      There at your side of the street?

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  23. I got off the embarrassment ride long ago. I have done many things or many things have occurred to me that that ship has sailed long ago.

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    1. haha the ship is out to sea
      And sunk by thee

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  24. I talk to birds.
    Do you think me absurd?
    I talk to plants, too.
    Too stupid for you? hahaha :)

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    1. lol I talk to myself and cats
      So we're both dingbats

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  25. Used to turn red
    At the least little thing
    Now I don't care
    Whatever life brings

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    1. The better way to be
      At any old sea

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