Saturday, July 9, 2016

From Dingbats, But You Have Cats!

Some humans are rather strange. They are sure off the range. They aren't just out there. They have left the planet at their lair. The martians can keep them all. But they do make for a post at our hall.

Pat was a pinch hitter,
Cassie got a little bitter.
I gave a hiss and spit,
But quickly got over it.

We had to dog sit.
Yeah, that deserves a fit.
Then I ran with the mutt.
Cassie smacked her when she came near her butt.

Pat even left us alone.
That's when he heard the tone.
"Dog sitting? But you have cats."
Oh, the brain cells of dingbats.

You can't have a dog with cats.
That is like cats and rats.
Cats don't get along with strange dogs.
That just isn't in the logs.

The dog will hurt the cats.
It's in the stats.
The cats may scratch the dog.
No, I'm not drunk on eggnog.

Pffft I said to that dingbat.
No dog will defeat the cat.
But getting along is fine.
By me, and plenty a feline.

Plenty a mutt gets along too.
She didn't have a clue.
Thought it was so bad,
That we went to a dog's pad.

Pffft nuts are nuts.
They can sniff dog butts.
Cats and dogs get along fine,
With the right mutt or feline.

Or with a little extra work,
Getting along can be a perk.
Depends on the mutt or cat.
Fine where we are at.

I ran and played.
Around Cassie laid.
Neither were scared,
And from death all were spared.

Is there anyone besides a child and maybe some nut who grew up in the wild that thinks cats and dogs can't get along? Just look at Youtube as plenty play to a song. Both can get along and have fun or at least tolerate each other as around we run. Pat pfffft-ed in her face too. I don't think she liked that coming due. No pics though came to pass, Pat was too busy watching, so I wouldn't open the door, eat string, etc., my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

64 comments:

  1. It's actually quite funny to see a kitten pounce on an unsuspecting pooch walking by. My kiddos' grandma on their dad's side had a kitten that would hide on purpose to pounce on their Scottish Terrier, and then it was on... lol. Funny stuff. :)

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    1. lol yep, they sure jump out of nowhere
      And then together race around the lair

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  2. NUMBER ONE!
    Such fun!

    No?
    How could that be at the kitty cat show?

    Sniffing dog butts, you say?
    Like every day?
    Yikes!

    Now, excuse me while I go and continue my snore
    Exhausted like a boar

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    1. A snore for more
      Butt sniffers galore
      They'd be in love
      As they give your butt a shove

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    2. Yikes! I say
      At the butt sniffer bay

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    3. Give you a thrill
      Might fit the bill

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  3. I had both at one time, they got on wonderfully well.
    Enjoyed the read.
    Yvonne

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    1. That they do
      Easy most times at any zoo

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  4. dogs and cats
    well, that is that and that

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    1. That it is
      With their furry biz

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    2. Cat, i b arora
      Reminds me of Bora Bora

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    3. All sandy and such?
      Did you reach out and touch

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  5. At my casa, they got along
    Even sang a happy song
    The words were such, I don't know
    Probably, wait till I get you in the snow

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    1. Then bury you
      And take a poo
      See ya later
      Enjoy the crater

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  6. Ha, I agree that cats are more likely to hurt dogs!

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    1. A smack to the head
      They run to their bed

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  7. I've owned both for quite awhile. My catlady reputation is in jeopardy though. 7 dogs to 1 cat.

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    1. Dog lady you sure are
      There at your 7 to 1 sand bar

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  8. We have our share of strange humans where we live!

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    1. All around and around
      They seem to be found

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  9. In my house when we had the dog
    He did not like cats
    They would never have gotten along
    And that is just that fact.

    Betty

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    1. Some do not at all
      But many can at ones hall

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  10. I heard of cats and dogs went over the window, when left
    alone in the house....but they all are good team, traveling together....came back home when their host returned...yes, and a bird was with them too...

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    1. haha quite the trio as they go
      Have it good, that they know

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  11. Dogs and cats can get along very well if they live together and as long as there isn't a whole pack of dogs.

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    1. Yeah, a ton may not be their cup of tea
      As then they may flee

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  12. I will always and forever crack up every time I see a dog try to be friendly with a cat, then the cat gives the dog a whack to the face. The dog gets all confused, like "Dude! I just wanted to be friends!" Funny stuff right there!

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    1. lol it sure is fun to sea
      Cats want none of their sniffing spree

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  13. My dog had a cat friend as a puppy but she scared it away when she got a lot bigger. Playfighting wasn't as fun anymore for the cat

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    1. Can sure be one sided
      When the size is divided

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  14. Cats and dogs can mix
    Maybe better than folks
    These days

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    1. That is true
      Folks are strange at many a zoo

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  15. I'd bet on the cat over the dog anytime! Well, if the size differential wasn't too extreme! Of course, dogs and cats can get together! They can have great fun trying to outfox each other; although my mom's cat Mitsy was forever outfoxing Mom's poor little long-haired dachshund Daxie. It was so sad, but so funny! Thanks for prompting memories that always make me laugh. I laughed too at Orlin's frustration at having your eyes on him!

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    1. haha had to watch him like a hawk
      Wherever he did walk
      Had many that fooled mutts through out the years
      Then came around and boxed their ears

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  16. Cats and dogs can get along. My brother had a dog and 3 cats and no fight break out. I had rats but no cats but some of my rat loving friends do.

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    1. Yeah, just have to put the effort in
      Most times at ones animal bin

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  17. Maybe in the wild, and you know some of those folks live there all year round!
    Lots of folks own dogs and cats, my neighbor has a bit of everything! Cats, dogs, birds, pigs, goats, etc. etc.

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    1. haha wow, now that is quite the zoo
      Get along all can do

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  18. It all depends on the dog/Some of them sleep like a log! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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  19. From dingbats but you have a cat
    That's not saying it is that bad
    Cats and dogs together
    Being friends forever
    But cats have the upperhand you bet

    Hank

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    1. Cats get the win
      As they can do them in

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  20. From dingbats but you have a cat
    That's not saying it is that bad
    Cats and dogs together
    Being friends forever
    But cats have the upperhand you bet

    Hank

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  21. Wellll, Millie's favorite animal is Kiki the 18 year old outdoor cat, and I think Kiki has a measure of like for silly Millie.

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    1. They eventually get along in many cases
      Or at least put on friendly faces

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  22. Cats and dogs can't be together?
    Why that's plain nuts!
    They can be birds of a feather.
    Except cats don't sniff butts.

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    1. Not always the case
      As some cats get a good embrace

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  23. Cats and dogs can't be together?
    Why that's plain nuts!
    They can be birds of a feather.
    Except cats don't sniff butts.

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  24. Most get along
    From what I have seen
    But occasionally a cat
    Can be very mean!

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    1. So can a mutt
      Some don't want a cat in their hut

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    2. Yup, very true
      Though cats often rule
      :-)

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    3. in most cases they do
      Any every zoo

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  25. Considering how well people get along these days, I think cats and dogs have us beat!

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    1. Yep, big time everywhere
      As people getting along is far more rare

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  26. Nana's house has conditioned you!
    You'd get along at any zoo! lol.

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    1. lol the cats have seen it all
      So anywhere, except maybe with kids, they have a ball

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  27. Ah yes that old way to think
    Needs to be flushed down some sink.
    My dog, right now, is getting a lick
    From our lovey cat, so loving, it almost makes me sick.

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    1. lmao that's some kind of love
      Fits like a glove

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