Sunday, July 10, 2016

Not A Con When Gravity's Gone!

I was reading how fun it would be if gravity wasn't a thing. Hmmm, let's go with that at our wing. It may not be so fun. The cat will shine light on it for everyone.

If gravity failed,
As in it wasn't here.
Life would be curtailed,
And say bye to Earth's sphere.

You'd float far up.
You may not stop.
That would be a hiccup,
As you'd never drop.

You'd suffocate then burn.
Hey, suppose that would save,
You wouldn't need an urn,
Or some new grave.

But that would be later,
Some would be toast before.
For up floats a gator,
Eaten at your shore.

Animals galore float.
You're not the only one.
From gator to goat,
And you can't run.

Then if you have dental work,
That could screw you.
For when you give a smirk,
Death may come due.

Those fillings go through your brain.
That would sure suck.
But there would be little pain,
As you'd be a dead duck.

Trees would fly,
If the roots are bad.
Cars would give it a try,
No room would be had.

Billions of things would be up,
The sky would be filled.
Even a cat or pup.
Are you still thrilled?

I didn't think so.
Rather it stay as is.
No need for a floating show,
With the gravity biz.

Ever think of that? Think gravity changing would be fun where you're at? What seems fun may surely not be so. At least you'd get some flying cars though. Death by dental work would sure suck. Well kept teeth would be in luck. Until eaten by a gator or something. Could also get killed by bling. I'll stick to my feet on the grass. It is much safer for my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. Rello,

      and a Scooby snack
      there at your shack

      rood-bye

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    2. No Shaggy too
      As he wants a few

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  2. Things and life would be a whole lot different without gravity.
    Wonderful read.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Floating away
      Every which way at play

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  3. Float off and die. Everything would. Crap, it would be like a real live Sharknado!

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    1. Think we'd be better off croaking away
      Then being in such a display lol

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  4. That could really be what floats your boat!

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  5. What a mess, for sure, without gravity to anchor us, Pat! Still, I'd love to experience low or micro gravity. I think it would be such fun to bounce around on the moon. Vomit comet, no thanks! I'm afraid that 30 seconds of parabolic weightlessness in a jet wouldn't be a fun experience for me. I think I would be very, very sick! Have a good one, Pat. btw ~ this topic could be a children's picture book ~ just saying!

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    1. That it could be
      As gravity gets lost at sea
      lol the jet would be neat
      But not barfing in defeat

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  6. Who needs gravity when you're asleep?
    Snoring like a creep
    ID2 didn't care about gravity too
    The water stayed put at the aliens' shoe

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    1. haha that would not care
      As it just wanted to blow up things at every lair

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  7. Killed by a tooth
    Say it isn't so, forsooth
    Guess I better stay planted
    Not take gravity for granted

    I agree - great children's book idea.

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  8. Smiles! You always amaze me.

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  9. Pie in the sky, cake too
    Floating by in a canoe
    Luscious pastries, help yourself
    Better than sitting on a bakery shelf

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    1. Can get there for a snack
      Before suffering a heart attack

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  10. I like gravity, can't imagine it gone
    Life sure would be different floating around
    No boundaries would not be sound.

    Betty

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    1. Nope, not one bit
      We'd all be in deep umm spit

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  11. A flying alligator is a hell of a mental image. haha

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    1. haha snapping at you
      Wants a snack too

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  12. no gravity could be a scary ordeal
    but, I do wonder how it might feel
    who knows what it would spring
    you could get hit with a swing

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    1. Or even loads of grass
      Could fly up your umm mass lol

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    2. would grass be better
      than cosmic matter...

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    3. That it might
      As alien take flight

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  13. You'd probably freeze before you lost air

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    1. Hypothermia in the air
      That death would be rare

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  14. It's an interesting thought! I'd like to experience no gravity, just for a little bit for fun. But not forever 'cause I don't wanna risk my life by going to dentist. Hahaha :-)

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    1. haha yeah the dentist is the killer
      That could be a thriller

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  15. It's an interesting thought! I'd like to experience no gravity, just for a little bit for fun. But not forever 'cause I don't wanna risk my life by going to dentist. Hahaha :-)

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  16. I have worked hard to stay grounded
    I think I"ll stay here
    The only float I want is
    Root beer!


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    1. To the root of the issue
      No need for a tissue

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  17. Thank goodness for gravity
    if not there would be depravity!

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  18. Grass is always greener. Oh wait, that wouldn't be a saying anymore. ;)

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    1. Air is always cleaner
      Could become the screener

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  19. My boys believe in death by dental work!
    Not going would certainly be a perk! haha.

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    1. A reason to avoid it
      Every little bit

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  20. I think the only person who wants to fly high
    Is that gravity waiver, pot smoking guy

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    1. haha the pot smoker
      Would sure be the first toker

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  21. Gravity would be less of a mess
    Because then I would weigh less
    I could eat more and more ice cream
    This sounds like a hell of a dream

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    1. lol until you go boom
      Ice cream death doom

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  22. I've always wondered how life would be life if so, when I was a kid.

    Someday we'll know. :)

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    1. Someday we might
      As it takes flight

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  23. Not a Con when gravity's gone
    Would have regretted being born
    Floating in space
    But not in a race
    Just trying to avoid the scorn

    Hank

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  25. I just read an article that astronauts can have damage done to their eyes from lack of gravity. Weird, huh?

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    1. That is weird indeed
      I'll avoid any space at my feed

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  26. Maybe the lack of gravity would perk up my boobs a bit, but other than that, not much benefit for it disappearing for me. I'll stick to keeping gravity around, thanks.

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    1. haha well could be a perk though
      If it were to go

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